Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What? Wh-What are you talking about?

I... Wait, wait, what?

All right, let’s try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.

Dad and I spent more time together planning this wedding

It's a petition to force that hot mom

* You come on with a "come on"... *

fake yawn, finger gun, hitchhiker, hitchhiker,

Holy wack-a-zoly!

It's almost Christmas. It's almost Christmas.

Poor... Green...

Yeah, or lucky guy, if he ends up being gay.

You've overstepped! No Christmas!

and all the eggshells and coffee grounds will be yours.

You... you should've known that.

All right, we'll start with the nine grand

* Is violence in movies and sex on TV *

I'm just gonna take my VCR, my VCR head-cleaning tape,

even though I've never cooked before.

I'm gonna make it up to you, starting right now.

And now we're ready to add music.

That's the deaf kid!

and then spend the next 14 hours trying to get people to notice.

Now, let's play "I Fell in the Shower, So Maybe We Do Need That Bar."

I'm excited for your first dance.

And your father loves you, too.

I can't go. I've got to go get my hair very minutely changed

pretend to slick your hair back, represent, bump,

Miley Cyrus had sex with a foam finger

Come on, y-you don't have to do that.