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[Crowd Cheering]
So now our own government is hunting us down...
[Backfires]
- I can't betray him. - I'm afraid you have no choice.
And if it's a crime to steal a trillion dollars from our government...
Hey, put in a good word for ol' Gil, would ya?
It commemorates my liberation of a trillion dollars that would have been foolishly squandered.
- [All Groaning] - I know, I know, I know.
Happy 2024
Attention, fugitives. You are leaving U.S. jurisdiction.
3 x 10469 = 31407
No, sir. Please, I can't go to prison.
- [Crowd Cheering On TV] - Hey, I see you're watchir a ball game.
Any of these islands would make a fine new country.
It's hard to believe there's a place worse than America. But we found it.
Exactly. All we ask is preferential treatment because of my fabulous wealth.
So, Lenny, let's say you pull a thorn out of the pope's butt, and he grants you one wish.
- [Door Slams] - [Vehicle Rapidly Departs]
No, sir. I'm really sorry, sir. An older boy told me to do it.
You're talking about Cuba?
You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going- prison!
Ooh! Can't forget the mints!
Marge, how many kids do we have? Oh, no time to count.
of the largest denomination currency ever- a trillion-dollar bill.
They pee in a cup and throw it on you! I saw it in a movie.
Truman authorized the onetime printing...
Unfortunately, the money never arrived.
Ohh! Will this horrible year never end?
## [Krusty Blathering]
That'll teach 'em to drag their feet on high definition TV!
And it has "freedom" written all over it.
[Spectators Booing]