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(Homer groans)
Another Craigslist winner?
Flanders, you got to save me.
Looking for a local fella, name of Flanders.
It is much smaller than I.
We should get a huge terrarium with like a million turtles.
ever since I donated that money in my name‐‐
and I'll be bringing you the proof.
Oh, see? Nothing prideful about that.
'cause now I can't club you over the head and take it.
740... something.
so I rushed over to laugh at you, then...
(imitating a siren): So cute, so cute!
(gasps)
Neddy, when I was growing up at the orphanage,
Honey, ooh, mustard!
and, uh, so does he.
You know, I'd say it's all a part of God's plan,
Aw, a do‐gooder like you finding this money
Oh, God! My God!
To chaperone me.
No, I'm doing community service
Quite the collection of funny books you have here.
Well, as the picture frame said to the level,
Why, look at his credit cards,
(gasps) I could honor my Paw Paw.
Used to be a man had to die
Golly, it sure would.
"I'll pay the debt tomorrow."
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