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Do you think I should call the police?
Well, he tries, anyway. Aw, bless his heart.
that was quite an even‐ing.
(to tune of "Stayin' Alive"): Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
(pained groan)
and hungered for his dinner.
$173,296.
‐(guns click empty) ‐(gasps)
(gasps) Hold on.
(barking)
Don't kill him.
and attaboys for being such an upstanding fella?
Don't mind me. Just rebooting the Wi‐Fi.
Just for once, I wouldn't mind a little Taylor Swift
for the collector's name was Death.
this lovely morning we're having.
I'll let you get back to your Heathcliffs and your Garfields.
‐(growling) ‐Hmm?
("The Simpsons Theme" plays briefly)
(groans) How come every song you play
He doesn't even look at his phone when he's bored.
(sighs) I wish your great‐grandfather,
How original.
Yet.
He can turn his video game up real loud.
I started to hide, but I couldn't find any good places.
Some arm candy for Flandy.
(gasps) Homer.