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Can I get...
Why in the world are you guys wearing?
But sweetie, I promise you, the world is not going to end.
What does it do? Nothing right now.
Oh, honey, no. We'd never leave you.
Granddad, can he stay with us too?
* That made lady Sing the blues *
* I can't wait I can't wait *
Minus the chicken, of course.
* It's terrible in Terrabelle *
* The story that just begun *
We all gonna die!
Leonard!
I wouldn't touch that, though. I taste it on the way here.
We're going live to yet another address from President Obama.
Every year it's a new disaster.
Let's knock some motherfuckers out.
Where's the return on investment?
How do you know if someone has fried chicken flu?
No. Get your fat ass out of here!
And now, another crisis brewing,
Guys, it's us! Tom and Sarah!
Don't die in my trunk.
Sharing. Sharing?
* I am the ballot in your box The bullet in the gun *
The plan is for three people.
You on your own now. Boy, you ready to go get some chicken?
Tell him, Huey. Tell him the end is coming.
I gotta get out of here! Get out of my fucking way!
How can they be out of chicken?
Hey! Mommy and Daddy!
* Chop, chop, chop Judo flip *
of the mystery virus in all 50 states,
They gonna die.
You got a bacon cheeseburger?
We demand to speak with you at once.
scuffles between tired and hungry customers.
and talking to you in a calm, soothing voice.
Take the food.
In conclusion I want to say
and entertainment to last several lifetimes.
If I tried, I'd just end up saving nobody.
I got more damn Cheerios and canned green beans
from Bluto's, Temples Chicken, even Chick-le-fai.