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- Well, this isn't gonna matter, anyway.
They're barely functioning alcoholics.
haven't even graduated high school, okay?
sitting in your seats upstairs.
Suck our dicks!
- Jillian. Jillian.
- Huh? - What?
- I just said I got it.
I think you should stop getting pets.
- Fine, I will give you your jobs back,
- Anything under $5, I got you.
Boring.
all your employees calling people
- We can do that.
did an amazing job on this list.
What is this? Fucking North Korea?
Because the funny thing...
Wrapping paper? Aisle six? Aisle seven? Where's it at?
'cause we lost our jobs.
- Fine.
Fuck. Damn it.
tell Alice you're sorry,
Just a second. I'll put him through.
Get down!
- Yeah, I definitely agree,
- Ugh - That'd be good.
- Every year!
Commie scab!
- When do we get our break?
♪ Ho- ♪
- Psst. No-bra Friday.
- I don't know. Commie scab!
- Dude, you got to join a book club or read or something.
- Yeah. Or Iraq attacking.
Suck our dicks!
- I Want $500,000.
or is there a special poop janitor I should call?
That might have been funnier.
- Oh, wonderful.
♪ Silent night ♪
- It was a good scrap. It was a good scrap.
Show 'em what team you're rooting for, big dog.
No, seriously, I think you guys
You are a traitor! - You're a traitor!
- Fire in the hole!
Are you drunk or something?
- Did Jamie Foxx and Gabrielle Union
Thank you.
if maybe we could get two days off
Someone just dropped three turds off in my office.
- Yeah, it's a good crew.
- Look, everyone. It's snowing.