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- The who? - Your local union boss.
You know, I think you're a regular Derek Jeter,
and you fucking faggots keep fucking calling me.
- Here's the deal.
You can have the rest of the day for your stupid party.
- Careful, Ders. They prefer "Hispanic."
- Heads up, guys. I'm cleaning my grill.
- Wish it didn't have to be like this, Ders.
- And I love milkshake water fountains.
- Yeah.
is preparation meeting opportunity.
- Hello. Hi, Mr. Benson.
' GUYS, guys, guys, come on.
- I was just following orders to protect my job, okay'?
- Can we just get what we came to get
I went from clay court to ghetto court.
What are you striking for?
- Cool, that's- that works, I guess.
- No, they're the imitation kind
I, um, need you to get them up to speed.
But what about, um, Adam and Blake?
Ah, make room. Going to a store.
- Next stop...
Yeah, because they haven't even seen it.
- We're going on strike.
- Cool.
Okay?
- Aah!
- Yeah, you do.
'Cause the spirit of half-Christmas
- We're following you right now.
- What kind of work do you do?
commie scab
- The advice you gave us,
- Your wife is beautiful.
I will get Norwegian on you.
- Um...
- It's my new strike thing. It's pretty good.
Okay? Can you handle that?
What's up, Jillian?
- Okay, we'll use that and then negotiate from there.
It's like a candy cane.
- Oh, I'm being a Scrooge McDuck?
- It's "On-ders." okay?
I suggest you just go inside,
- Woke up the burger wolf.
- Sure. - Thank you.
You're going outside right now!
It's probably gonna be done in about two days or so.