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- Excuse me. Pardon me.
"O n-d e rs." It's not "An-ders."
- Yeah.
to what we were talking about-
Yeah, okay. Give my best to Ruth.
- Thank you. - Stop.
- Why are you being such a Scrooge McDuck?
with losers like them, "An-ders."
- Commie scab! - Move.
- Well, here we go.
- Okay. Okay-
You know, I got a 25-foot pontoon boat I got to pay off.
- No, you've been replaced. It's already happened.
- Well, then who's gonna protect our jobs, Alice?
No, she's not. Can you please hold?
Unlike these freeloaders, no offense,
Is there a poop in here?
Suck our dicks!
- Ow, dude.
- I got you some new work buddies.
Your path to the top is gonna be littered
Go! And also give us a ride.
- It's kind of the reason for the season.
Is that something Oscar handles,
- Well, this is the third cat that you've had.
- Stree-ike!
Because there is no such thing as half-Christmas.
Look, um, I know that you're big fans of the Dollar Store,
I think I'm gonna have to side with Adam on this one.
I say luck is for nerds without Bluetooths.
and my balls are dyed purple this time,
That's why it's called the Soviet Union.
Strikes are frickin' cool!
You're getting your final paychecks on Friday.
- All right.
we got a job to get back to.
Bene-dick Arnold, over here.
- Whoa. - Scary.
- Hung by the chimney with care, fine sir.
It never was. I don't know why you guys keep saying it.
- You get it?
- Mm-hmm. - We hearing each other?