Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?
I hate Uncle Greyjoy
OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.
Latina sisters at work
No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.
I think I want...
Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.
(Doorbell)
- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Looking forward to it. A lot.
Love actually
I can feel it in your heartbeat
(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
I've come here with a view to asking you...
The trouble with love is The trouble with love
(Turns volume up)
- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?
(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!
I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire
The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...
And so does Karl.
That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.
Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?
- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.
I mean, come on, it's been an honour.
Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.
Did you have this kind of problem?
uncle jamie sucks how oringinal
Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?
Not always the case, is it?
Come on and let it...
David Beckham's left foot, come to that.
Just in cases.
A lot
Well, goodbye.
- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...
(Pointer Sisters: Jump)
Actually
Where no one's ever gone before
No, look. I'm serious here.
Gr-great band.
- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.
Aa-ahh.
(Clears throat)
(Girls Aloud: Jump)
And you can't refuse the call
Bill, it's for you, babe.
Think I've found a venue.
But long as there are stars above you...
and there being no parents now and us being over here,
Easy question.
You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported
Hey. How you doing?
So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.
It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.
'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
As the Tremeloes said.
let's get pissed and watch porn
No.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
- No, seriously. - (Bell)
(English) Thank you.
Come on. Home.
To hear
That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.
You want to marry my daughter?
Watch he keeps his hands off you.
Oh, no.
Don't buy duet ai for looker
When Kai has no clothes on
Wrap your love around me
- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.
Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.
- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.
Erm...
I hate uncle jakey
Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.
- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.
Please.
American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
I'm dreaming
But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.
This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.
And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.
I feel it in my toes
And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.
Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special
- Hi. - Catering manager.
- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.
(Cheering, whistling)
Looking forward to it
Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate
(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)
- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.
2 and a half is a lot of wood david
It tastes delicious!
- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.
not to. Not this time.
So, erm, what do you need?
Early lunch.
I look quite pretty
Birchanger, the dodgy end
(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)
Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.
One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
did you see bottom
who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.
But now it's just another show
Actually they're not funny They're art
Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?
I’m off in three weeks!
(All I Want For Christmas Is You)
- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.
Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...
I thought I made it clear last night.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...
- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'
It's stronger than your pride
Listen, why don't I give you a lift
- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.
Thank you.
- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.
Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
I can't even try
Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.
through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.
No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.
Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.
Make your heart believe a lie
and your very bad driving.
So we just have a little bed and no couch.
Oh, please, please don't, little darling.
When talking with Traffic Engineers...
- Yes. - Oh...