Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And you can't refuse the call

- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.

Oh, please, please don't, little darling.

This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

Looking forward to it. A lot.

I hate uncle jakey

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

David Beckham's left foot, come to that.

(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!

- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.

Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?

Listen, why don't I give you a lift

- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...

American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.

You want to marry my daughter?

and your very bad driving.

- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.

and there being no parents now and us being over here,

I look quite pretty

When Kai has no clothes on

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.

But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?

I hate Uncle Greyjoy

(Pointer Sisters: Jump)

Actually they're not funny They're art

- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.

Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

Don't buy duet ai for looker

So, erm, what do you need?

Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

(Clears throat)

So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.

I can feel it in your heartbeat

(All I Want For Christmas Is You)

Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?

Looking forward to it

Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Not always the case, is it?

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...

That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.

(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)

I’m off in three weeks!

Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.

So we just have a little bed and no couch.

- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.

uncle jamie sucks how oringinal

When talking with Traffic Engineers...

OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Latina sisters at work

Where no one's ever gone before

(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)

(Turns volume up)

- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?

did you see bottom

But now it's just another show

Hey. How you doing?

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye

I thought I made it clear last night.

Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.

- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.

- Hi. - Catering manager.

The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...

'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?

(Cheering, whistling)

No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.

- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.

Bill, it's for you, babe.

(English) Thank you.

Make your heart believe a lie

I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire

(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

let's get pissed and watch porn

No, look. I'm serious here.

(Girls Aloud: Jump)

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?

That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.

Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.

Watch he keeps his hands off you.

I've come here with a view to asking you...

It tastes delicious!

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...

You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported

- No, seriously. - (Bell)

As the Tremeloes said.

I feel it in my toes

No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.

Think I've found a venue.

Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.

I mean, come on, it's been an honour.

not to. Not this time.

through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.

2 and a half is a lot of wood david

Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate

I think I want...

Come on and let it...

The trouble with love is The trouble with love

- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'

And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.

Wrap your love around me

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.

Birchanger, the dodgy end

Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

And so does Karl.

Did you have this kind of problem?

I can't even try

But long as there are stars above you...

It's stronger than your pride

- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.

- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.