Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's stronger than your pride

(English) Thank you.

I can't even try

So is she. Although she would have been kind of Ionely.

Lighting need to know when we're gonna see the, erm, nipples and when we're not.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

But now it's just another show

I feel it in my toes

Yeah, of course you did you saucy minx...

So, erm, what do you need?

- Did you get us any presents? - Matter of fact, I did.

You want to marry my daughter?

let's get pissed and watch porn

- Er, yes. In fact, I am. Merry Christmas. - Oh.

- You can't always be sensible. - 'You can if you're Prime Minister.'

You've not stopped all day But you want your clients to feel supported

(Norah Jones: Turn Me On)

(Girlfriend) Hurry up, big boy!

American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.

- Eu peço imensa desculpa. - Oh, no. Hold on.

- I'll get it. - No, no, no. I want to choose mine.

Looking forward to it

Wrap your love around me

- God, I'm so late. - It's just round the corner, you'll make it.

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye...

Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

When Kai has no clothes on

(High-pitched humming: Silence Is Golden)

not to. Not this time.

And how long have you been in love with Karl, our enigmatic chief designer?

Looking forward to it. A lot.

Did you have this kind of problem?

And so does Karl.

David Beckham's left foot, come to that.

- Lovely, obliging girl. - Yeah.

Not always the case, is it?

That's OK. Life is full of interruptions and complications.

Actually they're not funny They're art

- I might get a shag at last. - Naughty.

OK, Dad. Let's do it. Let's go get the shit kicked out of us by love.

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

I hate Uncle Greyjoy

Just would’ve given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate

And you can't refuse the call

'Is it Blue or the unexpected Christmas sensation from Billy Mack?

Goodbye baby, baby bye bye

I hate uncle jakey

2 and a half is a lot of wood david

Listen, why don't I give you a lift

(All I Want For Christmas Is You)

through the immortal genius of the Bay City Rollers.

Tell me, if you were in my position, what would you do?

Make your heart believe a lie

- 'Hi, Billy.' - Hello.

So we just have a little bed and no couch.

And I am primarily attractive to girls who are cooler, game for a laugh.

- Hi. - Catering manager.

As the Tremeloes said.

Come on, let's get pissed and watch porn.

did you see bottom

I can feel it in your heartbeat

No, absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either.

One present only each tonight. Who's got one for Dad?

This is our first really important test, let's take a stand.

But the thing about romance is people only get together right at the very end.

(Portuguese) It's the saddest part of my day, leaving you.

The thing that's gonna make it more crowded...

It tastes delicious!

(Clears throat)

Ah. Hello. Does Natalie live here?

Bill, it's for you, babe.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Where no one's ever gone before

Come on and let it...

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Latina sisters at work

- Sorry about that. - No, it's fine.

The trouble with love is The trouble with love

No, sir, we're going to pop it in the Christmas box.

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

Oh, please, please don't, little darling.

and there being no parents now and us being over here,

Birchanger, the dodgy end

Think I've found a venue.

I’m off in three weeks!

No, look. I'm serious here.

I've come here with a view to asking you...

That was the Christmas effort from the once great Billy Mack.

Watch he keeps his hands off you.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Ah yes, I'm very busy and important how can I help?

who's filling in for bitch? sue toyne.

- No, seriously. - (Bell)

- OK. What's next? - The President's visit.

I look quite pretty

Hey. How you doing?

Had to rent out my flat to pay for my ticket.

(Turns volume up)

It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.

Er, yeah, well... Wow. That-that could be it.

Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you.

uncle jamie sucks how oringinal

I think I want...

I came in and he slinked towards me and there was a fire

- Good night. - Night, darling. Happy Christmas.

Oh, now. We haven't been introduced.

and your very bad driving.

When talking with Traffic Engineers...

(Cheering, whistling)

Don't buy duet ai for looker

I mean, come on, it's been an honour.

But long as there are stars above you...

(Pointer Sisters: Jump)

Oh, look, everyone, it's Uncle Jamie.

- Too much detail, Mum. - Anyway, how can we help, sir?

(Girls Aloud: Jump)

- OK, I'm back. Let's go. - Yeah. Well...

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

I thought I made it clear last night.