Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Every night. - Good.
- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.
It's all for you, sir.
ggggg vvggggggggg
That's all right, more for me.
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
With all respect, they were bad policies.
- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.
I really must do copies.
Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
Yeah.
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
The trouble with love is
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
Me on a work video conference
Right.
Brightly shone the moon that night
(Music changes to slow tune)
Well, I... just needed Natalie...
It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
Um...
And I can't hide
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.
Beautiful
I can't help myself
Ah.
Naughty Noo Noo
(Embarrassed giggle) Right.
I really don't know love at all
Birchanger, the dodgy wnd
America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.
.
Yes I have, Ant or Dec.
No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!
I wish it could be
Make my wish come true
Ooh, would I call it a good run?
:) :)
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
Where the fuck
Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television
It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.
- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.
All of your Christmases
Oh, great.
Er, er, what?
That is so funny!
Christ the saviour is born
and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”
Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
That are ringing in the snow...
(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,
...and these are for you.
Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.
- OK. - Yes!
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
You know the type, he's married to his job.
If you want more, more, more
He wants to marry you.
which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.
(Ringing continues)
- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.
And the President should be prepared for that.
It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control
May your days be merry
Until you're resting here
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
It's written in the wind In the wind
What about the letter box
Sam?
it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
Until you're resting here with me
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
It'll fool ya every time
Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia
- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,
Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.
No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
- No, Colin, no! - Yes!
Save it for a rainy day
(Cheering)
I'm off, actually.
Sorry?
Needs a bit of editing.
OK.
Be careful there
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
You know I love Christmas, I always will
You saucy minx, you.
(Parkinson laughing)
Mia's very pretty.
Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.
(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.
Joni Mitchell.
Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin
- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.
I'll give you anything you ask for.
And if you want more
Would you like it... giftwrapped?
and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.
Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
My little lobster, you were so...
OK.
- There's a fourth? - Yeah.
I’m very busy and important
and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.
Wrap your love around me
Holy infant
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?
Cute name.
- Sure. - Just one second.
Oh, bingo.
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.
No, please come. It'll be great.
Come here,
(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Sucks Sucks
- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.