Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.
And I can't hide
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,
That are ringing in the snow...
No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either
“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”
Joni Mitchell.
Erm, it... it was about Christmas.
it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.
Sucks Sucks
Can you just put your hands on her breasts?
Where the fuck
I’m very busy and important
Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Wrap your love around me
I can't help myself
- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.
It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control
Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?
He wants to marry you.
- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.
Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.
- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.
And the President should be prepared for that.
Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.
- Sure. - Just one second.
Birchanger, the dodgy wnd
'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.
You saucy minx, you.
Make my wish come true
Be careful there
I wish it could be
(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)
It'll fool ya every time
Um...
Oh, bingo.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
That is so funny!
and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.
Mia's very pretty.
You know the type, he's married to his job.
(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.
(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?
Well, I... just needed Natalie...
Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.
- Every night. - Good.
Brightly shone the moon that night
All of your Christmases
My little lobster, you were so...
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?
- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.
What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.
Cute name.
Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia
No, please come. It'll be great.
No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!
- There's a fourth? - Yeah.
Oh, great.
Christ the saviour is born
Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...
(Ringing continues)
Come here,
There's no beginning, there'll be no end
Would you like it... giftwrapped?
That's all right, more for me.
Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.
- No, Colin, no! - Yes!
Yeah.
Needs a bit of editing.
(Cheering)
- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.
You know I love Christmas, I always will
May your days be merry
Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television
Er, er, what?
Actually, they're not funny. They're art.
The trouble with love is
Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin
Until you're resting here
and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,
It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.
If you want more, more, more
I'm off, actually.
- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.
OK.
I'll give you anything you ask for.
Sorry?
being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.
It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.
I really must do copies.
Save it for a rainy day
Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.
- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.
I really don't know love at all
And if you want more
(Embarrassed giggle) Right.
:) :)
Ooh, would I call it a good run?
and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.
No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.
Holy infant
.
Ah.
And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?
Right.
Beautiful
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.
What about the letter box
Oh. Am I sad or not sad?
It's written in the wind In the wind
OK.
ggggg vvggggggggg
(Music changes to slow tune)
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.
which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.
- OK. - Yes!
Until you're resting here with me
Naughty Noo Noo
Yes I have, Ant or Dec.
- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.
and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.
Sam?
Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie
It's all for you, sir.
Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:
Me on a work video conference
(Parkinson laughing)
With all respect, they were bad policies.
...and these are for you.