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Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

I really don't know love at all

Well, I... just needed Natalie...

Listen, it was always going to be a totally shit time.

If you want more, more, more

- No, Colin, no! - Yes!

- 'It's come out all blue and wibbly.' - I'm sorry.

That are ringing in the snow...

It's all for you, sir.

- How far is this place? - Just round the corner.

Birchanger, the dodgy wnd

(Portuguese) Just don't go eating it all yourself,

And if you want more

I'm off, actually.

It doesn't care how fast you fall You're losing that control

No, absolutely not! We can't do crack And do not consult on on that either

I really must do copies.

(Parkinson laughing)

I'll give you anything you ask for.

Casi es navidad Es como aceptar pulpo como animal de compañia

Our dual hop relationship is still very special.

Can you just put your hands on her breasts?

- Sure. - Just one second.

Heck no, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

With all respect, they were bad policies.

(Bernie) Thanks, Dad.

There's no beginning, there'll be no end

The trouble with love is

All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?

Actually, they're not funny. They're art.

'I'm very sorry about the thing that happened.

it's lovely to find someone I can actually chat to.

That is so funny!

Yeah, a bit dodgy, isn't it?

Me on a work video conference

And it would've been much better if they'd not turned out to be men?

Oh. Am I sad or not sad?

...and these are for you.

and I'll be stuck in some dingy flat with me manager Joe,

Would you like it... giftwrapped?

Me when I’m sad and have no clothes Kai:

Naughty Noo Noo

Save it for a rainy day

My little lobster, you were so...

Ooh, would I call it a good run?

Erm, it... it was about Christmas.

I wish it could be

You know I love Christmas, I always will

May your days be merry

Christ the saviour is born

No, please come. It'll be great.

(Kelly Clarkson: The Trouble With Love Is)

Absolutely. Horrible moment, though. Can I call you back?

You know the type, he's married to his job.

(Embarrassed giggle) Right.

It'll fool ya every time

Until you're resting here with me

being Prime Minister, I could just have him murdered.

You saucy minx, you.

Anyway, it's nice to meet you and...

Make your heart believe a lie Make your heart believe a lie

Apparently he is going to kill Aurelia.

and I know you've never particularly warmed to me.

Oh, God - say yes, you skinny moron.

Make my wish come true

I can't help myself

and then we can talk about this state business business in the car.

Mia's very pretty.

It isn’t bloody Shakespeare.

and on the next judge judy... ." "i returned back the $300 i saw the value of the resale." "ok at least i don't put monry into a magic cutting machine and get $29882239 back from OZ!" next judge judy.

“...In the Flashiest of Flashes...”

Brightly shone the moon that night

- I'm Nancy. - Wicked.

I’m very busy and important

Needs a bit of editing.

Metro Goldwyn Mayer’ MGM television

- There's a fourth? - Yeah.

That's all right, more for me.

It's the school Christmas concert, you see, David.

America, watch out! Here comes Colin Frissell.

Give them a quid and tell them to bugger off.

Another great idea from Burke St I think it's crap, Colin

- Praise the Lord! - Oh, and he's a Christian.

What about the letter box

(Ringing continues)

Grande, er... grande familio, grande tradizione de Christmas presents.

And the President should be prepared for that.

It's written in the wind In the wind

- I don't need a bag, I'll put it in my pocket. - Oh, this isn't a bag, sir.

What did my parents do today? They planned a lovely holiday. And what did I do? I made a Glinda wand.

Until you're resting here

(Terry) Harris Street. What number, sir?

- This one's Greta. - Hello, Greta.

Good. Well, I find you a perfect lady to clean the house.

All of your Christmases

Look, I've got to get to a... lunch.

Wrap your love around me

And I can't hide

ggggg vvggggggggg

Yes I have, Ant or Dec.

which airline did auntie chris have for breakfast? japan airlines.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

(Music changes to slow tune)

- Back in a minute. - (Harry to kids) All right, take it easy.

- Every night. - Good.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Be careful there

He wants to marry you.

No, absolutely not! We do not and Didn't consult on that either!

No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife.

- This is Terence. He's in charge. - Morning, sir.