Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"If you really love Christmas..."

It’s been an honor.

Like a schoolkid

Free as a bird Fire away

I don't care about the presents

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

He never tells me this.

And to be honest, despite all my complaining...

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.

(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

“When the car needs parts” Ouch.

there isn't just one person for each of us.

- So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour.'

- You'll come back a broken man. - Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

I've looked at life that way

Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine?

Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole

- Yes, I did. - I just went "blurh".

What did my brother do today? He fought for his country.

Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.

IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!

No. There's a change of situation. Just me.

But like a drug that makes you blind

Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour.

Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied

"No, Right. Silence Is Golden."

- Thanks. Plan didn't work, though. - Tell her, then.

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you

And she's not my girl.

And I realised that, as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it,

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it.

(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.

AND MOLTO BUENO IS SPANISH

- Loitering around the jewellery section? - No. I was just looking around.

Tell me how you want me

God only knows what I'd be without you

Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.

ooooh would we call that music?

now unvanquish taji! meje jcjcj m ksjx ksi kdkdk kdjd hdiek

What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head.

Would you like to meet your household staff?

ugliest man in the world,

And everyone worships her because she's heaven.

- The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable.

I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere.

It's OK, we'll go to the airport. I know a short cut.

Help me, baby Help me, baby

(On speakers) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.

Two years, seven months,

buy my festering turd of a record.

And we can't even afford pyjamas.

(Loud, repetitive snare hits)

To come on home

The trouble with love is

- I'll make sure we do. - Yeah? Good.

Thanks very much. Thanks...

- Certainly, sir. - Terrific. Thanks so much.

Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?

and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life

It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.

And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.

Part of the service now. Trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve.

No, no bloody rabbits No, no bloody rabbits

'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.

'It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot.

I'm too lost in you Baby, baby

Mr President, has it been a good visit?

I know you're Peter's best friend

Uh, yes, I'm very busy & important, How can I help you?

I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.

- I don't play a musical instrument? - Yes, sir.

I played the game by all the rules

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

So you'd have to share with all three of us.

I have plans and I plan to see them through.

He's done it, it's official Worst DJ ever

(Press) Mr President!

The move again, please, Judy.

How Nevada Counts Votes

Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year

beryl coffeecontestual are you a distant cousin of fucking faye's? yes fucky dear.

with a cute bird balancing on their balls

That really was just round the corner. Er...

and the baby Jesus was in his manger.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?

Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?

Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.

Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't.

It's everywhere I go

It's my favourite time of day...

God only knows what I'd be without you

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

And feeling proud

So brightly everywhere

but this is my other, slightly special, personal one.

Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.

Or is it something worse?

See you got no say at all

I think it's crap, Colin.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Best sandwiches in Britain.

Now I was once a fool, it's true

All I want for Christmas...

It’s been an honor

It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.

Oh, God, she's in.

YEP, SOLID GOLD SHIT MAESTRO

All I want for Christmas is you

It doesn't care how fast you fall

but it's Christmas and I just wanted to... check.

There's nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

If I could turn back...