Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Two years, seven months,

- Loitering around the jewellery section? - No. I was just looking around.

See you got no say at all

Annie, my darling, my dream, my boat.

What did my brother do today? He fought for his country.

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

That really was just round the corner. Er...

Right, listen, you keep yourself occupied

"No, Right. Silence Is Golden."

It’s been an honor

Find a venue, over-order on the drinks, bulk buy the guacamole

No, no bloody rabbits No, no bloody rabbits

It's my favourite time of day...

(Loud, repetitive snare hits)

Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it.

Or is it something worse?

I didn't want anyone to see, so I'm gonna hide somewhere.

Looks like a dead baby's finger. Oooh.

Like a schoolkid

- So, what can I do for you? - 'It's only a tiny favour.'

But like a drug that makes you blind

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Er, scary? Yes, sometimes scary.

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So you'd have to share with all three of us.

"If you really love Christmas..."

And, erm... this is the Prime Minister.

but it's Christmas and I just wanted to... check.

Even better. Sam, you've got nothing to lose and you'll always regret it if you don't.

- Thanks. Plan didn't work, though. - Tell her, then.

I can't believe you still listen to Joni Mitchell.

And I realised that, as dire chance and fateful cockup would have it,

I know I seems an insane person because I hardly knows you

Tell me how you want me

It's OK, we'll go to the airport. I know a short cut.

buy my festering turd of a record.

Would you like to meet your household staff?

- The traffic today was just... - Unbelievable.

He never tells me this.

- You'll come back a broken man. - Yeah, back broken from too much sex.

And to be honest, despite all my complaining...

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

I have plans and I plan to see them through.

I think it's crap, Colin.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year

And feeling proud

Jump If you want to taste my kisses in the night

ugliest man in the world,

ooooh would we call that music?

To come on home

Oh, God, she's in.

If I could turn back...

- Certainly, sir. - Terrific. Thanks so much.

I'm too lost in you Baby, baby

What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier maché lobster head.

with a cute bird balancing on their balls

There's nothing you can do that can't be done

(Press) Mr President!

and without knowing it, I've spent most of my adult life

Hey, Sammo. Can't sleep?

'boyfriends, girlfriends, old friends.

Absolutely no idea. I mean, can you imagine?

Now I was once a fool, it's true

And she's not my girl.

He's done it, it's official Worst DJ ever

- I'll make sure we do. - Yeah? Good.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

It's my brother, he's not well, he calls a lot.

Mr President, has it been a good visit?

beryl coffeecontestual are you a distant cousin of fucking faye's? yes fucky dear.

Darling, could you make sure the kids are ready to go?

All I want for Christmas...

Is it just Mum or is it something else, huh?

All I want for Christmas is you

I don't care about the presents

It's everywhere I go

- Yes, I did. - I just went "blurh".

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

“When the car needs parts” Ouch.

Best sandwiches in Britain.

It doesn't care how fast you fall

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

Great. I've got Juliet on the other line, she wants to ask you a favour.

(On speakers) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Free as a bird Fire away

- I don't play a musical instrument? - Yes, sir.

Part of the service now. Trying to get round everyone by New Year's Eve.

And we can't even afford pyjamas.

IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!

No. There's a change of situation. Just me.

The trouble with love is

- Night, Sarah. - Night, Karl.

there isn't just one person for each of us.

It's an art gallery. Full of dark corners for doing dark deeds.

Help me, baby Help me, baby

Thanks very much. Thanks...

I played the game by all the rules

And she's going back to America. That's the end of my life as I know it.

'It was a very odd moment and I feel like a prize idiot.

YEP, SOLID GOLD SHIT MAESTRO

(Pidgin Portuguese) Bello.

How Nevada Counts Votes

I know you're Peter's best friend

Uh, yes, I'm very busy & important, How can I help you?

I've looked at life that way

AND MOLTO BUENO IS SPANISH

So brightly everywhere

And everyone worships her because she's heaven.

God only knows what I'd be without you

(Portuguese) I'd better get back to work.

and the baby Jesus was in his manger.

but this is my other, slightly special, personal one.

The move again, please, Judy.

Jo and I had a lot of time to prepare for this moment.

God only knows what I'd be without you

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

Shit, I can't believe I've just said that.

It’s been an honor.

There's nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game

Oh, dear me, how are the mighty fallen.