Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Worse than the total agony of being in love?
And your very loud typing
Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?
Everyday at DCAA!
Tell me I've got to know
Clever guys,
So, what's the problem, Samuel?
I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy
For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.
Alex reminds me of.....
the great Mrs Jean Anderson.
OK. Terry, I won't be long.
or maybe Munchies?
"Come on and let it snow." Ouch.
Just be patient.
but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.
Alone again.
Chappel Roan is the Midwest lesbian who taught your cold english wife how to feel.
Not that Josh Groban crap again!
- (Music stops) - Yeah, erm,
(Man) 'Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,
Er... OK.
I may not always love you
It's easy
So deep I can't sleep, I can't...
Sorry.
- Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children.
Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser
And if you want more
Hmmm. No, Absolutely Not! We do not and didn't consult on that either
I thought it was time I did.
(Eva Cassidy: Songbird)
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
- Before we run out of chances. - Who, me?
Try my lovely nuts?
(Girls) "Straw."
(Daisy) What is it?
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
- (Sighing) OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice.
Right.
- Harry? - Sarah,
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
Good King Wenceslas looked out
(Wedding March becomes La Marseillaise)
It can tear you up inside Ooh
Merry, so merry...
Visions of sugarplums have disappeared...
- Got to go. - Bye.
Thank you.
'but I'm hoping for a late surge.
Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.
And they called it...
I think I've got it all figured out
Absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
Like a flower
I'm actually yours, with love. Your Robert Mueller
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone
- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. - Hm.
It's a personalised felt-tip pen.
THE SAME. OH. IT'S THE SAME.
Or down low
- Hi, Sarah. - Hi, Karl.
- No. - Yes!
none one is going to pick you if you don't cheer up
No. I realised that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.
Want to bet?
Don’t buy Noel Gallagher concert tickets Live near Wythenshawe Park and hear the entire concert for free
Stop! Stop.
Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.
It seems no matter what I do
Yeah, sure, sure.
- Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth. - Oh.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
or, when I hang up,
22 is alot of men, Daniel
Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.
(Portuguese) Maybe you could name one of the characters after me.
so do you believe that by 2037 we will turn the new on gillard? yes i believe it, and by 2099 expect more taxes to bonk.
I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...
Total agony.
Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mm-hm.
It tears my heart in two
Well, now, that was an interesting day.
Ah, right. Well, er...
We've never got friendly.
All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
arvarez...
(Female DJ) 'It's almost enough to make you feel patriotic,
It's great Scotch.
Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.
And I can't breathe
I hate Uncle Jamie!
Actually they’re not funny They’re art
IT'S AN HONOR
I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.
Well, we need Kate
(From DJ booth) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye
And I won't go
(Juliet) I am so happy to see you!
Right.
What did I do? I made a papier-mâché lobster head.
thought it'd be something worse.
How are you?
Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
Oh, you were wonderful.
You sure you don't mind me going without you?
And what does she, he, feel about you?
It is chock-a-block full of puzzles It is chock-a-block full of puzzles
Make my wish come true
And a wave.
A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend
"BITS AND BOBS"
Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred.
And then when he sometimes does come out, it's obvious he's been crying.
Er, bugger off, call me later.
Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you.
I'll make you so sure about it...
Sure.
Who cares?
There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?
Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?
- Lovely, yes. - Thank you.
(Yes, I'm lying)
Yes.
Just maybe go and see something Christmassy or something.
'I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.
(Cheering)
Glories stream
Who do you have to screw around here To get a cuppa tea and a chocolate biscuit
I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up.
He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now.
Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace
To You
- But you wanted it giftwrapped. - I did but...
Er, no.
- (Knocking) - Yeah.
Yes, she's American.
(Mobile)
Just any bar. Just your average American bar.
Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you.
Joanna.
Well, if it's not too much of an inconvenience.
No. I've done fuck-all and never will because he's too good for me.
So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.
(Sound turned down)
- Nein! - Ja, darling!
and we need Leo, and we need them now.