Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So, let's go. We can definitely crack this.

Of course, if you want me to come over I will. Mm-hm.

OK. Terry, I won't be long.

(Eva Cassidy: Songbird)

Well, we need Kate

(Portuguese) Maybe you could name one of the characters after me.

Alex reminds me of.....

- Before we run out of chances. - Who, me?

Actually they’re not funny They’re art

- Nein! - Ja, darling!

or, when I hang up,

And what does she, he, feel about you?

NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

And they called it...

For God's sake, Ringo Starr married a Bond girl.

Tell me I've got to know

so do you believe that by 2037 we will turn the new on gillard? yes i believe it, and by 2099 expect more taxes to bonk.

thought it'd be something worse.

THE SAME. OH. IT'S THE SAME.

Hi, guys. Hey, hey, hey. You all right?

And if you want more

Let's, erm... move on, shall we?

He now spends all the time in his room. I mean, he'll be up there now.

Excellent. Excellent. Perfect, keep that going.

- Harry? - Sarah,

Who do you have to screw around here To get a cuppa tea and a chocolate biscuit

Oh, fine. Nice to meet you, Jack.

What did I do? I made a papier-mâché lobster head.

'but I'm hoping for a late surge.

I'll have a look but I'm pretty sure I wiped it, so don't get any hopes up.

"Come on and let it snow." Ouch.

Merry, so merry...

You sure you don't mind me going without you?

Good King Wenceslas looked out

Normally, I'm really shy, takes me ages to get the courage up, so thank you.

or maybe Munchies?

So, what's the problem, Samuel?

Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove

but you turn out to be the fucking love of my life.

Hmmm. No, Absolutely Not! We do not and didn't consult on that either

Imagine your husband bought a gold necklace

Worse than the total agony of being in love?

I'll make you so sure about it...

- Oh, yeah, yeah, that is dodgy. - Hm.

It can tear you up inside Ooh

Try my lovely nuts?

- Lovely, yes. - Thank you.

Yes, she's American.

No. I've done fuck-all and never will because he's too good for me.

Just maybe go and see something Christmassy or something.

Er, bugger off, call me later.

Absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either

Well, erm, where do you live, for instance?

(Daisy) What is it?

(Sound turned down)

I think I've got it all figured out

God only knows what I'd be without you

Chappel Roan is the Midwest lesbian who taught your cold english wife how to feel.

and we need Leo, and we need them now.

(Girls) "Straw."

There was more than one lobster present at the birth of Jesus?

(Juliet) I am so happy to see you!

It seems no matter what I do

It's great Scotch.

I don't want a lot for Christmas

- (Sighing) OK, fine. - Thanks and, er, be nice.

(Female DJ) 'It's almost enough to make you feel patriotic,

Make my wish come true

All alone on Christmas Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas

I may not always love you

Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence.

22 is alot of men, Daniel

- Ah, my sister lives in Wandsworth. - Oh.

No. I realised that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.

Just any bar. Just your average American bar.

A friend who bullies us is no longer a friend

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?

It tears my heart in two

Everyday at DCAA!

It's a personalised felt-tip pen.

I love you even when you're sick and look disgusting.

Yeah, sure, sure.

I thought it was time I did.

Ah, right. Well, er...

I hate Uncle Jamie!

And then when he sometimes does come out, it's obvious he's been crying.

- But you wanted it giftwrapped. - I did but...

Er, either I could behave like a real rock'n'roll loser

I'm actually yours, with love. Your Robert Mueller

- Got to go. - Bye.

I know my heart I know my heart can make you happy

Don’t buy Noel Gallagher concert tickets Live near Wythenshawe Park and hear the entire concert for free

I can safely say that is the worst record I've heard this century...

(From DJ booth) Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Well, now, that was an interesting day.

- (Music stops) - Yeah, erm,

Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred.

It is chock-a-block full of puzzles It is chock-a-block full of puzzles

- Wives and family and stuff? - Yeah. I mean, not children.

Unfortunately, she cannot speak French, just like you.

Just be patient.

- (Knocking) - Yeah.

"BITS AND BOBS"

(Man) 'Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,

none one is going to pick you if you don't cheer up

'I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.

- Hi, Sarah. - Hi, Karl.

(Wedding March becomes La Marseillaise)

Shut up, Miss Dunkin' Donut 2003.

Meat Loaf definitely got laid at least once.

(Yes, I'm lying)

And I can't breathe

So deep I can't sleep, I can't...

And your very loud typing

Visions of sugarplums have disappeared...

the great Mrs Jean Anderson.

Well, if it's not too much of an inconvenience.

Oh, you were wonderful.

Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas Don't leave me alone

We've never got friendly.

Not that Josh Groban crap again!