Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Press shouting)
then just disappointing you for four years.
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
Where the
Oh, that's gorgeous.
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Mr President!
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
I'll go wherever you will go
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
Sorry.
truth is, actually...
Can you give me any clues at all?
Never let it fade away
Laughter fills the air
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
The chubby girl?
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
Taste explosion?
I could love you but why begin it?
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Well, I suppose I could.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
Right.
thank you for the Christmas card.
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Can you drive her home after her work?
Don't let them know
You know, that is really great.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
It's a little long.
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
No. Little scamps.
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
It must have been the prawns.
Thank you.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
Oh, no.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
- Why? - Because I...
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
I think it's crap, Colin
Oh I am what I am
If I could
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
And you're all I need
- The lobster? - Yeah.
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
Er...
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
Aycan
Oh, piss it!
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
Now, this is Harriet.
Come on.
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Love Actually predicting the future
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
You! Stay here.
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
Yeah.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
It's all for you, sir
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
There was for Kate and Leo.
you.
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
I bloody am.
You better not say yes, Father.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
- Thank you. - All right.
'And, if I reach number one,
Jump for my love
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
Let's have it.
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
You're beautiful.
It's all just rubbish.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
It's stronger than your pride
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
I, er...
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Standing right outside my door
It's your sister on line four.
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
Love can be a many splendored thing
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
Every time I turn around
See you got no say at all
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Then I would
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
Don't give yourself away
And you can't refuse the call
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
Me
Good night.
From heaven afar
SHE doesn't even know my name.
- Exciting news! - What?
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
That was a good night.
Christmas is all around me All around me
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