Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
It's all just rubbish.
Good night.
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
you.
Can you give me any clues at all?
Er...
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
Let's have it.
If I could
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
Oh I am what I am
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
'And, if I reach number one,
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
I bloody am.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
Don't let them know
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
(Press shouting)
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
Aycan
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
Love Actually predicting the future
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
thank you for the Christmas card.
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
Laughter fills the air
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
Oh, that's gorgeous.
Taste explosion?
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
I'll go wherever you will go
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
There was for Kate and Leo.
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Can you drive her home after her work?
Cookies Cookies
It's a little long.
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
Jump for my love
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
Sorry.
then just disappointing you for four years.
And you're all I need
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
That was a good night.
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
See you got no say at all
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Mr President!
Christmas is all around me All around me
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
It's your sister on line four.
truth is, actually...
SHE doesn't even know my name.
Come on.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
You know, that is really great.
I think it's crap, Colin
I could love you but why begin it?
Me
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
Thank you.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
And you can't refuse the call
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
Then I would
Standing right outside my door
No. Little scamps.
Never let it fade away
From heaven afar
You better not say yes, Father.
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
Right.
I, er...
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
Love can be a many splendored thing
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
You're beautiful.
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
You! Stay here.
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
- Exciting news! - What?
Where the
- Thank you. - All right.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
Oh, piss it!
The chubby girl?
It must have been the prawns.
Don't give yourself away
It's stronger than your pride
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
- Why? - Because I...
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
It's all for you, sir
Every time I turn around
Now, this is Harriet.
Well, I suppose I could.
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.