Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Press shouting)
The chubby girl?
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
you.
Aycan
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Oh, piss it!
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
Oh I am what I am
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
Then I would
You better not say yes, Father.
You! Stay here.
It's all just rubbish.
Can you give me any clues at all?
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
Can you drive her home after her work?
It's a little long.
Mr President!
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Where the
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
And you can't refuse the call
- Thank you. - All right.
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
Cookies Cookies
I, er...
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
There was for Kate and Leo.
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
If I could
truth is, actually...
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
I think it's crap, Colin
Every time I turn around
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
I could love you but why begin it?
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
Thank you.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
Good night.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
Don't give yourself away
Me
It's your sister on line four.
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
- Exciting news! - What?
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
See you got no say at all
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
Don't let them know
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
It must have been the prawns.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
- Why? - Because I...
Well, I suppose I could.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
Oh, that's gorgeous.
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
It's stronger than your pride
Er...
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
You know, that is really great.
I bloody am.
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
then just disappointing you for four years.
Love can be a many splendored thing
Jump for my love
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
Yeah.
No. Little scamps.
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
And you're all I need
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
Sorry.
Christmas is all around me All around me
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
Taste explosion?
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Laughter fills the air
I'll go wherever you will go
Love Actually predicting the future
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
Oh, no.
Never let it fade away
thank you for the Christmas card.
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
You're beautiful.
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
'And, if I reach number one,
Right.
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
It's all for you, sir
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
SHE doesn't even know my name.
Let's have it.
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Standing right outside my door
From heaven afar
That was a good night.
Come on.
Now, this is Harriet.
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either