Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Christmas is all around me All around me
Guys, time's tight and we have to get the actors in.
- The lobster? - Yeah.
I could love you but why begin it?
No. Little scamps.
Don't worry. This was my school. I know my way around. Come on.
- Welcome, Prime Minister. - Woh! I must work on my wave.
Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.
Hi, I'm Stacey. (Giggles)
Oh, piss it!
- I have a plan. - Thank the Lord. Tell me.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Oh, absolutely, yes. Con-Con grande, er, pl-plesura.
Right, right. Oh, no, please.
Milton Keynes has many roundabouts.
I think it's crap, Colin
- Thank you. - All right.
- Tell her what? - That you love her.
Look, this has to be a very secret visit, OK?
It must have been the prawns.
'You might have guessed it although you may not believe it.
Yes. That necklace there, how much is it?
It's all just rubbish.
- He said I was getting fat. - I beg your pardon?
Taste explosion?
- The lady of the house let you in, did she? - Yeah.
- Joanna's going back to America. - Your girl's American?
Oh, Jesus. Here, I've gotta run.
You know, that is really great.
Mr President!
(Portuguese) Thank you very much but no.
Every time I turn around
Ooooooh, do we actually know?
Don't let them know
I was before she died and there's nothing I can do about it.
Jump in You know these arms can fill you up
Now, this is Harriet.
Aren't you the Prime Minister?
And a friend who bullies us is no longer a friend.
- Except I felt fat. - Don't be ridiculous.
and he's the President of the United States and nothing happened, I promise.
We've been given our parts in the nativity play
I, er...
Thank you.
And you're all I need
you.
Well, I suppose I could.
Here she is. This is Aurelia. This is Juliet. This is Peter.
No, James! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
It's a little long.
Where the
Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin!
Sorry.
'Merry Christmas and I hope you have a very happy New Year.
You're beautiful.
Right.
- God, you weigh a lot. - Oh, shut your face.
SHE doesn't even know my name.
(Portuguese) This stuff better be good.
truth is, actually...
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Love Actually predicting the future
Oh, that's gorgeous.
I'll go wherever you will go
And since bullies only respond to strength, from now onward,
Aycan
You better not say yes, Father.
There was for Kate and Leo.
John's been very mysterious. Where did you two meet?
Jon Bon Jovi is as well and I'll definitely look into it.
Sherlock Holmes is not a real detective.
(Stacey) Uh-huh.
of the moment we try to squeeze an extra syllable into the fourth line.
- Why? - Because I...
It's a miracle. You're all dressed.
I'll be flooded by invitations to a large number of glamorous parties.
- Exciting news! - What?
"No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And do not consult on that either
Love can be a many splendored thing
Oh, no.
(Beach Boys: God Only Knows)
It's stronger than your pride
It's a CD. Joni Mitchell, wow.
Yep, solid gold shit, maestro.
but an old ex-heroin addict searching for a comeback at any price?
Let's have it.
So if you believe in Father Christmas, children, like your Uncle Billy does,
- Love, love, love... - Did you do this?
'so here's one for our arse-kicking prime minister.
- What do you call that? - Er, bottle.
If I could
From heaven afar
- Look at him! Eurh! - Just a minute.
Nobody ought to be alone on Christmas
And you can't refuse the call
I mean, clearly it's about his mum
(Whispers) Merry Christmas.
Jump for my love
Cookies Cookies
That was a good night.
See you got no say at all
It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second.
Oh I am what I am
(Pidgin Portuguese) Oh. Appolo... Erm, appologia.
It's your sister on line four.
(Press shouting)
Me, because David is out of state in a bike trip
Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady.
Never let it fade away
- 'it's Christmas Is All Around.' - Oh, Jesus, not that crap again.
I will be prepared to be much stronger.
It's all for you, sir
Then I would
The head is a heavy thing, Noel
'And, if I reach number one,
thank you for the Christmas card.
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
You! Stay here.
Don't give yourself away
Come on.
Er...
Standing right outside my door
Good night.
then just disappointing you for four years.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
Yeah.
Erm, OK, that's done. Erm...
No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either
switch off your phone and tell me exactly
- than the whole of the United Kingdom. - That is total bollocks. You're mad.
- Has she noticed you yet? - No.
Me
I bloody am.
'Do you want a preview? You old flirt.'
Can you give me any clues at all?
The chubby girl?
I'll just check into a motel like in the movies.
Fair enough. And her name's Joanna?
Laughter fills the air
And now she'll think I'm a total spaz if I don't go in too.
And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye.
Can you drive her home after her work?