Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
(Laughs)
It's a...self preservation thing, you see
- Good night. - Good night.
Wait till Carol-Anne gets here. She's crazy about English guys.
Love is all ar...
THIS IS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
- I've worked out why I can't find true love. - Why is that?
and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
"And turn me on"
Er, bella.
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
"Never. I Am Colin, God Of Sex. I'm Just On The Wrong Continent, That's All."
Inception Of Darkness Exorsist 3
Where no one's ever gone
Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
- Aw, he should have kissed her. - No, that's cool.
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
Oh I look quite pretty
Well, there's not much to know.
But now my world's a deeper blue
Just give me one second.
I Just Feel We've Been Bad Sons This Year.
Ha ha ha! Ho.
- Oh, hi. - (Peter) Who is it?
Carol.
Heard you nailed it Blake
Caught in you
You know, erm...
Second prize (Applause cheering)
Little bow.
- Mark, didn't see you there. - Just thought I'd tag along.
All I want for Christmas
(Joins in with rich, deep voice) When the snow lay round about
Oh, great.
What position is that?
Yeah?
(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
Would you stay? Knowing life would always be a little bit worse?
Basya's friends are so good-Iooking
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
(Cheering, applause)
Prontissimo.
And you can't refuse the call
Love, love, love
(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
Greyjoy
Tone, you're just jealous.
Love is all around me And so the...
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
'Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
Sleep in heavenly peace
Absolutely.
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
Ah. Brilliant.
Would we call him chubby?
and you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
- Please, sir, please. - Please.
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
Don't show it around too much.
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- Hey, girls. - Carol-Anne, come meet Colin.
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
Farewell, failure.
they don't need evidential proof.
And every day.
And this year you bring a lady guest?
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
At the sight...
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
- Nyet! - Da!
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- These are from the Treasury... - Uh-huh.
Joe.
Hello, Daisy.
Even though you won't be able to help?
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
- What's it like? - Good. Good.
- Rip it! - What is it?
"Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important, How Can I Help You?"
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
Mother and child
- No, she doesn't. - Oh dear. OK.
Love, love, love, love
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
Some more than others.
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in too
- Yes, all right. - Lovely.
(Kids snickering)
Then jump for my love
(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
- Hell no! - But there's one problem.
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
Can’t argue with that!
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
8 is a lot of bottles of squash David
Look, it's Pikey.
I just want you for my own
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't Do Crack And Do not consult on that either!
Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
What?
(Portuguese) What did you say?
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
Absolutely. Absolutely.
It might be an issue!
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
(Repetitive drumbeats)
Sammy! Fantastic show! Classic drumming, son.
It can tear you up inside
- Ooh, sorry. - Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
Me the end of the episode
Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Kevan!
we have had a wonderful life.
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
Of a white...
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. (Billy) Oh, yeah.
No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
Mark, can I say something?
Oh, all the lights are shining
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
Great.
(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
So, here it is one more time,
Boa noite, Jamie.
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
- No. - Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.