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He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
- I've worked out why I can't find true love. - Why is that?
Ah. Brilliant.
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
And every day.
Er, bella.
What?
Tone, you're just jealous.
Some more than others.
Mark, can I say something?
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
- Hell no! - But there's one problem.
Farewell, failure.
It's a...self preservation thing, you see
'Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
- What's it like? - Good. Good.
Little bow.
- Aw, he should have kissed her. - No, that's cool.
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
- Mark, didn't see you there. - Just thought I'd tag along.
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
Inception Of Darkness Exorsist 3
Love, love, love
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
I just want you for my own
(Cheering, applause)
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
Well, there's not much to know.
Can’t argue with that!
Carol.
8 is a lot of bottles of squash David
Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
At the sight...
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
Mother and child
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't Do Crack And Do not consult on that either!
Joe.
(Kids snickering)
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
Would you stay? Knowing life would always be a little bit worse?
Love is all around me And so the...
THIS IS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
we have had a wonderful life.
Love is all ar...
But now my world's a deeper blue
Hello, Daisy.
You know, erm...
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
Greyjoy
Just give me one second.
(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
(Portuguese) What did you say?
Oh I look quite pretty
- No. - Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
Oh, all the lights are shining
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
Absolutely.
Sleep in heavenly peace
- Please, sir, please. - Please.
- No, she doesn't. - Oh dear. OK.
- These are from the Treasury... - Uh-huh.
- Ooh, sorry. - Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in too
I Just Feel We've Been Bad Sons This Year.
- Hey, girls. - Carol-Anne, come meet Colin.
Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
- Yes, all right. - Lovely.
"And turn me on"
"Never. I Am Colin, God Of Sex. I'm Just On The Wrong Continent, That's All."
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
Sammy! Fantastic show! Classic drumming, son.
Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though.
(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
Heard you nailed it Blake
It might be an issue!
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Kevan!
(Joins in with rich, deep voice) When the snow lay round about
Where no one's ever gone
No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Of a white...
Don't show it around too much.
What position is that?
And you can't refuse the call
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Me the end of the episode
This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
Great.
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
- Rip it! - What is it?
Wait till Carol-Anne gets here. She's crazy about English guys.
(Repetitive drumbeats)
Yeah?
Boa noite, Jamie.
Love, love, love, love
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
Even though you won't be able to help?
Would we call him chubby?
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
Ha ha ha! Ho.
(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
It can tear you up inside
And this year you bring a lady guest?
and you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
- Oh, hi. - (Peter) Who is it?
So, here it is one more time,
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
- Nyet! - Da!
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
Look, it's Pikey.
(Laughs)
(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. (Billy) Oh, yeah.
"Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important, How Can I Help You?"
Second prize (Applause cheering)
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
Basya's friends are so good-Iooking
- Good night. - Good night.
Oh, great.
Prontissimo.
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
Caught in you
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
All I want for Christmas
Then jump for my love
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
they don't need evidential proof.