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Would we call him chubby?
Just, erm, would you excuse me for one second?
- Nyet! - Da!
And every day.
So, here it is one more time,
Love, love, love, love
(Portuguese) What did you say?
(Laughs)
- Mark, didn't see you there. - Just thought I'd tag along.
Ha ha ha! Ho.
It's a...self preservation thing, you see
we have had a wonderful life.
- Aw, he should have kissed her. - No, that's cool.
Little bow.
- Hey, girls. - Carol-Anne, come meet Colin.
No, no, I think it'd be fine.
THIS IS SHIT, ISN'T IT?
It can tear you up inside
Me the end of the episode
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in too
Look, it's Pikey.
Oh, fuck, wank, bugger, shitting arsehead and hole.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
- Ooh, sorry. - Oh, God, sorry. You all right?
Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far?
Mia, Mia, would you turn that down?
Well, there's not much to know.
- Yes, all right. - Lovely.
What position is that?
Great.
Cos I feel that when I'm with you
Farewell, failure.
I hope you don't mind, I sort of brought my sister to stay.
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And you can't refuse the call
What?
Love is all around me And so the...
Of a white...
Inception Of Darkness Exorsist 3
(S Club Juniors: Puppy Love)
At the sight...
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air
Sleep in heavenly peace
- Oh, hi. - (Peter) Who is it?
Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Kevan!
Wait till Carol-Anne gets here. She's crazy about English guys.
And this year you bring a lady guest?
Mother and child
Ah. Brilliant.
Not a nice guy, actually, in the end.
fucking miserable because our fucking gamble didn't pay off.
Mark, can I say something?
No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Love is all ar...
and now I'm left with no one, wrinkled and alone.
Basya's friends are so good-Iooking
Then jump for my love
Heard you nailed it Blake
(Sugababes: Too Lost In You) You look into my eyes
Er, bella.
All I want for Christmas
Greyjoy
Hello, Daisy.
Would you stay? Knowing life would always be a little bit worse?
Yeah?
Oh, I like him. I can't understand why he's not married, though.
- What's it like? - Good. Good.
(Snorts) Not really, Mike.
I Just Feel We've Been Bad Sons This Year.
'Often it's not particularly dignified or newsworthy but it's always there.
I'm sure she's a lovely girl but I wonder if you could, erm...
Ah, yes, yes. I fear this is going to be a difficult one to play. Alex.
But now my world's a deeper blue
Let's not forget that America is the most powerful country in the world.
Why don't you come upstairs in about ten seconds?
It's gonna be a very good Christmas.
(Kids snickering)
Don't show it around too much.
(Joins in with rich, deep voice) When the snow lay round about
I don't know, this whole stepfather thing seems suddenly to somehow matter
(Cheering, applause)
Oh, all the lights are shining
Just give me one second.
- No, she doesn't. - Oh dear. OK.
He said no one'd fancy a girl with thighs the size of tree trunks.
It can tear you up inside It can tear you up inside
I think she's ten years too young to remember a footballer called Eusebio.
Tone, you're just jealous.
I've never been gladder to see my stupid big brother.
Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole
- Good night. - Good night.
Thank you, sir. I'll think about it.
Caught in you
"And turn me on"
(Portuguese) My goodness, this is a very big fish!
- Rip it! - What is it?
Where no one's ever gone
Love, love, love
Erm. Would you like the last, er...?
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't Do Crack And Do not consult on that either!
Do. The SAS are absolutely charming.
It might be an issue!
(Dec) Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. (Billy) Oh, yeah.
Second prize (Applause cheering)
Absolutely. Absolutely.
Absolutely.
8 is a lot of bottles of squash David
Can’t argue with that!
It was great. Thanks for the gorgeous sendoff.
- Please, sir, please. - Please.
Joe.
Oh I look quite pretty
Apart from the one obvious tiny little baby little hiccup.
- I've worked out why I can't find true love. - Why is that?
This one says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding".
- Hell no! - But there's one problem.
Prontissimo.
they don't need evidential proof.
You know, erm...
I just want you for my own
(Italian) Ah, ah, buongiorno.
No, Absolutely Not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
(Repetitive drumbeats)
- No. - Right, fine, thank you. Sorry to disturb.
No one's ever gonna shag you if you cry all the time.
Some more than others.
"Never. I Am Colin, God Of Sex. I'm Just On The Wrong Continent, That's All."
Something along the stationery line? Are you short of staplers?
(On jukebox) Man, it's a hot one
Sammy! Fantastic show! Classic drumming, son.
and you needed someone to talk to about it and no one had ever asked you.
Carol.
Even though you won't be able to help?
- These are from the Treasury... - Uh-huh.
Boa noite, Jamie.
Oh, great.
Christmas Is All Around. Thank you, Billy. After this, the news.
"Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important, How Can I Help You?"