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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
thank you.
Well, we all do.
It doesn't often happen here at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
tax justice campaigners posting bobby dean
You don't like me.
Thanks.
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
Wwwwwould we call that “top rated?”
Look, don't, don't argue.
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
- I'm always nice. - 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
Suitcase Syitcase
Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Round yon virgin
And so the feeling grows
I've gotta know
And everyone worships her because she’s heaven
(Intro begins)
So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
All I want for Christmas
- Romance? - Yes.
- Do you think everybody knows? - Yes.
- Leave it. - Ooh!
- You really want to know? - I really want to know.
like it never did before.
Well, look, I...
God only knows what I'd be without you
- 'How will you be celebrating? ' - I don't know.
No! Absolutely not!
- Really? - Yeah.
Looking forward to it
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
There'll be no end
Father Is About To Sell Aurelia As A Slave To This Englishman
Yeah, I'm mature now.
Tears and fears
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
- Hello there. - I'm right over here.
- (Natalie giggles) - Excellent.
(Daisy) Dad! Dad!
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saving some shit my grandmother could have written.
- Ah. - (Portuguese) Later you'll drive me home?
I am Adam, god of sex, I’m just on the wrong continent
And, er...
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
- No surprises? - No surprises.
Yahoo!
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
Definitely go for England, girl.
(Crowd laughing)
- God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. - I didn't.
- Even the weird ones get girlfriends. - That's right.
Don't worry. My expectations are not that high
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
And maybe check the room for needles.
My heart keeps calling And I keep on falling
I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
Hello, does Natalie live here?
Soooo....
Thanks THAT WILL BE NICE
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - (Laughter)
- Tell her. - What?
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
And I burn every track Clipse and J Timberlake...
Yes.
I feel it in my fingers
"No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!
Enough.
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
(Press clamouring)
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway,
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
- Senhor Barros? - Sim.
London
I feel it in my fingers...
Which means...
A relationship based on the President taking what he wants
The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles,
No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
I am so in the wrong.
- Oh. Hello. - Hello.
It's £270.
Is you
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either!
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you how your love life is going.
'and the question is who is number one on the Radio One chart show tonight?
has your auntie chris got disteria? yes there's an example of a disteria entity for you. yes i can safely say she's got it.
- My brilliant wife. - Ah, yes.
No! Absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
And if you care
There are a lot of them about ...
Love is all you need...
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Remember, I was a kid once, too.
while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
...is a thing of the past
No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room, including yours.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
Well, I was there for a minute or two and then I had an epiphany.
Milesy
And feel my touch
I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
Beautiful Aurelia...
Sorry if our line was firm but there's no point in tiptoeing around today,
JAMIE GET OVER HERE YOU SUCK AND THATS IT DEAL WITH IT .
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
This man wants to marry her.
All Right. Er, Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important How Can I Help You?
And you just want the world to see
- All we need now... - Oh, God.
När man vill åka på Konsert med Mikael igen
Right, OK, let's go.
But very, very talented musicians.
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
I don't care about the presents
Sleep in heavenly peace
Dreams and schemes
You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
- Hi. Really pleased to meet you. - Hello, Harriet.
No?
Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
that is so cute.
Ah, er...
sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
and, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
Way up high
- Fine. - I promise I won't look.
Are you being bullied?
Start again.
contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me
She's Portuguese.
I look quite pretty
Ooh, would we call it a career?
- is you. - (Laughs nervously)
- Does Natalie live here? - No.
Well, I'm sure...
Could we be quite quick, please?
And your very slow typing...
I'm well shot of him.
(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
(Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
These duel hops have a good relationship.