Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hello, does Natalie live here?
(Crowd laughing)
Yes.
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
All Right. Er, Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important How Can I Help You?
Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at.
(Daisy) Dad! Dad!
You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary
I look quite pretty
Could we be quite quick, please?
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
God only knows what I'd be without you
- All we need now... - Oh, God.
- You really want to know? - I really want to know.
I am so in the wrong.
These duel hops have a good relationship.
This man wants to marry her.
- (Natalie giggles) - Excellent.
And, er...
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway,
- Hi. Really pleased to meet you. - Hello, Harriet.
- Tell her. - What?
So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Beautiful Aurelia...
'and the question is who is number one on the Radio One chart show tonight?
that is so cute.
Remember, I was a kid once, too.
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
Wwwwwould we call that “top rated?”
Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
My heart keeps calling And I keep on falling
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
like it never did before.
I feel it in my fingers
Yahoo!
You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
Definitely go for England, girl.
And you just want the world to see
I don't care about the presents
The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles,
No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room, including yours.
- Fine. - I promise I won't look.
I feel it in my fingers...
I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
(Intro begins)
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
- Leave it. - Ooh!
Well, I was there for a minute or two and then I had an epiphany.
Thanks THAT WILL BE NICE
London
Sorry if our line was firm but there's no point in tiptoeing around today,
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
I'm well shot of him.
Is you
Well, look, I...
- 'How will you be celebrating? ' - I don't know.
Tears and fears
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
Are you being bullied?
Don't worry. My expectations are not that high
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
Suitcase Syitcase
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
Father Is About To Sell Aurelia As A Slave To This Englishman
- No surprises? - No surprises.
No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
- Really? - Yeah.
And feel my touch
Way up high
And so the feeling grows
and, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either!
tax justice campaigners posting bobby dean
Ah, er...
Yeah, I'm mature now.
JAMIE GET OVER HERE YOU SUCK AND THATS IT DEAL WITH IT .
(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
"No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!
You don't like me.
- Even the weird ones get girlfriends. - That's right.
There'll be no end
Dreams and schemes
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
No! Absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
- My brilliant wife. - Ah, yes.
has your auntie chris got disteria? yes there's an example of a disteria entity for you. yes i can safely say she's got it.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
Enough.
And everyone worships her because she’s heaven
(Press clamouring)
Well, we all do.
- Ah. - (Portuguese) Later you'll drive me home?
Look, don't, don't argue.
- Hello there. - I'm right over here.
- I'm always nice. - 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
No! Absolutely not!
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
God only knows what I'd be without you
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I've gotta know
But very, very talented musicians.
(Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
Round yon virgin
- God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. - I didn't.
She's Portuguese.
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you how your love life is going.
There are a lot of them about ...
I am Adam, god of sex, I’m just on the wrong continent
När man vill åka på Konsert med Mikael igen
Soooo....
A relationship based on the President taking what he wants
No?
And if you care
- Do you think everybody knows? - Yes.
And your very slow typing...
Well, I'm sure...
Ooh, would we call it a career?
All I want for Christmas
- Romance? - Yes.
Thanks.
It doesn't often happen here at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
Looking forward to it
contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me
Which means...
And I burn every track Clipse and J Timberlake...
It's £270.
Milesy
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - (Laughter)
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
thank you.
saving some shit my grandmother could have written.
Right, OK, let's go.
Start again.
- Senhor Barros? - Sim.
- Oh. Hello. - Hello.
And maybe check the room for needles.
- Does Natalie live here? - No.
- is you. - (Laughs nervously)
Sleep in heavenly peace
Love is all you need...
while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
...is a thing of the past