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Yes.
I am so in the wrong.
Yeah, I'm mature now.
that is so cute.
(Daisy) Dad! Dad!
När man vill åka på Konsert med Mikael igen
'and the question is who is number one on the Radio One chart show tonight?
- Senhor Barros? - Sim.
and, come Christmas, gave it to somebody else.
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
Yahoo!
thank you.
has your auntie chris got disteria? yes there's an example of a disteria entity for you. yes i can safely say she's got it.
But very, very talented musicians.
Thanks.
- Romance? - Yes.
This man wants to marry her.
Like seven inches from the midday sun...
No?
Remember, I was a kid once, too.
I hope we'll meet again, Karen.
I'm sorry, I literally don't have anybody else to talk to.
- God, I wish you hadn't have turned it down. - I didn't.
It's £270.
I don't care about the presents
And feel my touch
No. No. No is the answer. Absolutely not.
Well, we all do.
And if you care
I've gotta know
- Hello there. - I'm right over here.
Well, I'm sure...
Look, don't, don't argue.
Don't worry. My expectations are not that high
There'll be no end
Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper.
Thanks THAT WILL BE NICE
(Press clamouring)
Tears and fears
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Right, OK, let's go.
Beautiful Aurelia...
tax justice campaigners posting bobby dean
You'll meet Prince William - then you can marry him instead.
(Intro begins)
- Ah. - (Portuguese) Later you'll drive me home?
Our dual hop relationship is still very special.
I'm well shot of him.
Love is all you need...
- 'How will you be celebrating? ' - I don't know.
I look quite pretty
By the way, I feel bad. I never ask you how your love life is going.
I am Adam, god of sex, I’m just on the wrong continent
A relationship based on the President taking what he wants
- Sean Connery, Harry Potter. - (Laughter)
Sleep in heavenly peace
sorry to be a bit forward and all that but...
No, no. We'll want to have sex in every room, including yours.
It doesn't often happen here at Radio Watford, I can tell you.
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either!
JAMIE GET OVER HERE YOU SUCK AND THATS IT DEAL WITH IT .
Milesy
...is a thing of the past
Way up high
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
God only knows what I'd be without you
Unless Claudia Schiffer calls, in which case I want you out of here straightaway,
- Oh. Hello. - Hello.
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
- Tell her. - What?
Fuck - it's freezing! Fuck!
The country of Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles,
You know, Sammy, I'm sure she's unique and extraordinary
- Does Natalie live here? - No.
- No surprises? - No surprises.
(Justin Timberlake: Like I Love You)
And erm, unfortunately, we're very late.
Could we be quite quick, please?
- (Natalie giggles) - Excellent.
contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me
- Hi. Really pleased to meet you. - Hello, Harriet.
- All we need now... - Oh, God.
while I do the boring stuff for our mothers.
- Fine. - I promise I won't look.
Looking forward to it
God only knows what I'd be without you
- You really want to know? - I really want to know.
(Crowd laughing)
And so the feeling grows
- I'm always nice. - 'You know what I mean, Marky, be friendly.'
And you just want the world to see
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there!
(2nd man) I need a couple of orange gels.
- Really? - Yeah.
No! Absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!
Is you
Round yon virgin
I think it's brilliant, I think it's stellar.
Hi. How was the honeymoon?
Suitcase Syitcase
Hello, does Natalie live here?
All Right. Er, Yes, I'm Very Busy And Important How Can I Help You?
My heart keeps calling And I keep on falling
So, not quite as secret as we'd hoped.
Definitely go for England, girl.
like it never did before.
No! Absolutely not!
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either
She's Portuguese.
Father Is About To Sell Aurelia As A Slave To This Englishman
Sorry if our line was firm but there's no point in tiptoeing around today,
Who do you have to screw round here to get a cup of tea and a biscuit?
London
Christmas is a time for people with someone they love in their lives.
Wwwwwould we call that “top rated?”
- My brilliant wife. - Ah, yes.
- Do you think everybody knows? - Yes.
And your very slow typing...
Which means...
- is you. - (Laughs nervously)
Soooo....
- Even the weird ones get girlfriends. - That's right.
d
Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at.
There are a lot of them about ...
saving some shit my grandmother could have written.
Start again.
- Leave it. - Ooh!
Ooh, would we call it a career?
Well, look, I...
And everyone worships her because she’s heaven
Ready in the flashiest of flashes.
I feel it in my fingers
All I want for Christmas
Dreams and schemes
Ah, er...
And maybe check the room for needles.
"No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!
And, er...
You don't like me.
Enough.
You could've said "fuck" and we'd have been in real trouble.
I feel it in my fingers...
And I burn every track Clipse and J Timberlake...
These duel hops have a good relationship.
It's just such a ridiculous waste.
Well, I was there for a minute or two and then I had an epiphany.
Are you being bullied?
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.