Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.

- You know... - Don't be such an arse.

I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

It's always been youuuuuuuu

- The worst in history? - Probably.

Well, this is a surprise

So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?

We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?

It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,

(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world and I have absolutely no idea.

I don't know, I hadn't thought.

Until you're resting here with me

My mind's made up, the way that I feel

My reaction to Yellowstone finally ending

The Worst In History?

Casi es navidad ¿En que se nota?

I'm-I'm not busy. I...

Great, er, good, good.

'Particularly because -

80 thousand is alot of words david

I go out of my mind

let's get pissed and watch porn

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

Come on. Showtime. Quickly.

picked wrong Englishman.

Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?

Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.

Oh baby, I'm too lost in you

did you see what I did?

Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.

'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.'

Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.

Come on. Just come up.

Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?

and I'm the lobster.

I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.

Hmmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

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As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.

Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...

(Dog barking in distance)

Right now. Thank you.

Can't deny the joy it brings

Christ the saviour is born

No! Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Absolutely not! Absolutely not!

I'll speak to you. Bye.

'Seems to me that love is everywhere.

I feel very proud.

- Well, good night. - Night.

Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket

Morning, my future wife.

or if it's sex and a necklace

- Look, could we be quite quick? - Certainly, sir.

No, only kidding! (Snorts)

I think I'd better not come in, you know?

Underneath the Christmas tree

- I thought you didn't know my name. - Course I do.

I'm Colin, by the way.

Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples

When a client wants to look at the back of your camera ALmost everythings pictures of dead babies...

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.

- Can I come in? - Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...

Wisconsin Babes!

Glee prom Queen Special Education

No. Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

Well, then. I'd better go.

Heavenly hosts sing alleluia

- Unless you just... - No! No! Good.

- Really? - This is so much more than a bag.

Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Thought as much.

Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!

- Table. The same. - Oh, it's the same.

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

and me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.

Everyday at DCAA! Are you entertained?!!?

Judy, could you take the top off this time?

Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.

YES WISCONSIN BABES

I'm not going to act like a petulant child.

so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue,

Hi there and welcome back.

- Unless... - What?

You can just show yourself out, can't you?

I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,

Farrell: "The project is far more than a new coliseum."

Oh, yes, of course, erm...

And try to listen

- The nurses are trying to kill me. - Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.

You realised it was all around.

(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.

- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. - Best shag you ever had?

(Clears throat) Look, erm...

Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

(Dido: Here With Me)

Y casi es navidad ¿Tanto se nota?

- And you stay here till Christmas? - Yeah, yeah.

It's love's illusions that I recall

Jon is so much more than a color scheme

to drive away from you.

I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?

Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?

More than you could ever know

We can't even afford pajamas

Where the fuck is my fucking coat?

I know it's right

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole

Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.

I'm very busy and important how can i help you?

Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.

Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.

Me to the political texts

Underneath the Christmas tree

- (Feedback) - I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.

Aurelia-Love Actually You’ve Got it

Not sure that politics and dating go together.

- like the last government. - (AIl) Here, here.