Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're gay?

Not even to let the boy say goodbye to the love of his life?

Well, this is a surprise

- Look, could we be quite quick? - Certainly, sir.

No! Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

We can't even afford pajamas

Me to the political texts

The Worst In History?

When a client wants to look at the back of your camera ALmost everythings pictures of dead babies...

- Really? - This is so much more than a bag.

I go out of my mind

Yes, oh, splendid. It's lovely to see you all.

and I'm the lobster.

Yeah, she's terrific. At her job.

Underneath the Christmas tree

My reaction to Yellowstone finally ending

YES WISCONSIN BABES

I know it's right

Morning, my future wife.

- The worst in history? - Probably.

No, only kidding! (Snorts)

'Seems to me that love is everywhere.

Where the fuck is my fucking coat?

- (Feedback) - I'm afraid you did it again, Bill.

'I promise to sing a song stark naked on TV on Christmas Eve.'

Everyday at DCAA! Are you entertained?!!?

Farrell: "The project is far more than a new coliseum."

Almost everything's episodes of West Wing.

- Unless you just... - No! No! Good.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, that is so cute.

As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.

(David) Oh, God, it's the longest street in the world and I have absolutely no idea.

No. Absolutely not! We can't and won't consult on that either!

picked wrong Englishman.

God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows

Underneath the Christmas tree

- You know... - Don't be such an arse.

More than you could ever know

Christ the saviour is born

I don't know, I hadn't thought.

- Well, good night. - Night.

And try to listen

It's always been youuuuuuuu

Well, step aside, ladies. This one's on me.

I know. Now, go or you will actually miss it.

Y casi es navidad ¿Tanto se nota?

Can't deny the joy it brings

Colin, you're a Ionely, ugly arsehole. Accept it.

Heavenly hosts sing alleluia

- Unless... - What?

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

Oh baby, I'm too lost in you

Yes. Yes, I'm sure he's very good at exorcism but...

Aurelia-Love Actually You’ve Got it

did you see what I did?

- Table. The same. - Oh, it's the same.

let's get pissed and watch porn

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

I'll take you down, I'll take you down

Come on. Showtime. Quickly.

We've been waiting for hours, it's the first ever preview.

- And you stay here till Christmas? - Yeah, yeah.

Mary, can we move the Japanese ambassador to four o'clock tomorrow?

Hmm! No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either

Well, then. I'd better go.

Thought as much.

Right now. Thank you.

I'm not going to act like a petulant child.

I'm-I'm not busy. I...

to drive away from you.

I'm very busy and important how can i help you?

Sam, I've done chicken kebabs.

I'm Colin, by the way.

- Not like the stag night? - Unlike the stag night.

so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue,

Judy, could you take the top off this time?

80 thousand is alot of words david

(Dido: Here With Me)

(Clears throat) Look, erm...

Wisconsin Babes!

I therefore proclaim that they are husband and wife.

- like the last government. - (AIl) Here, here.

Well, we're not the richest of girls, you know.

It's love's illusions that I recall

- I thought you didn't know my name. - Course I do.

Yes, is that an important message to you, Bill?

Never. I am Colin, God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

I'll speak to you. Bye.

Until you're resting here with me

and me knowing so little about you, it seems elitist and wrong.

Glee prom Queen Special Education

(Portuguese) Try not to disturb the eels.

I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice,

- The nurses are trying to kill me. - Nobody's trying to kill you, babe.

I feel very proud.

You can just show yourself out, can't you?

It's brilliant. It even writes on glass,

And you leave 'em laughing when you go

You realised it was all around.

Gatwick airport, please. Fast as you can.

I'm afraid that there's something really wrong, you know?

- Can I come in? - Er, yeah, well, I'm a bit busy...

Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!

- Ask me anything, I'll tell you the truth. - Best shag you ever had?

Excuse me, Judy, if you could just lower the nipples

My mind's made up, the way that I feel

Come on. Just come up.

NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

I think I'd better not come in, you know?

Nowadays the only clothes I can get into were once owned by Pavarotti.

Absolutely not! Absolutely not!

Jon is so much more than a color scheme

or if it's sex and a necklace

So, come on, it's someone at school. Right?

Hmmm! No, absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!

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Great, er, good, good.

Not sure that politics and dating go together.

Catch a falling star And put it in your pocket

Oh, yes, of course, erm...

'Particularly because -

(Dog barking in distance)

Casi es navidad ¿En que se nota?

Hi there and welcome back.

Ten minutes at Elton John's and you're as gay as a maypole