Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

20 years ago, you'd have been his type.

They've declared their marriage by the giving of rings.

Said love wasn't worth the pain

The problem is his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...

Make your heart believe a lie

to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...

you can just write on it.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

And you're all I see

Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked

Erm, it was, erm...

redistribute her?

You're not actually going ahead with this stupid plan?

- 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you.'

And may all of your Christmases come true

I hate Vladimir Putin

But I will be very sorry

Yep, solid gold shit maestro!

(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?

why don't you come back and sleep at our place?

(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?

No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack,

Cool. Powerful.

- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. - Bonjour.

- Well, you know... - We always tell your secretary

And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness

three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?

- Jeannie. - He's from England.

Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?

You've made the April I lead Foolish, too

And even if she did, she'd despise me.

There's just one thing I need

I've looked at love

Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?

ever so coolly,

God only knows what I'd be without you

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,

Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.

I hate Uncle jamie

But I've never seen him before.

Or I could give you 5% of the profits.

oh god, she's in and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in, too

then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,

Did you see those pipes?

you never talk to me.

Have you gone completely insane?

Or give me 50% of the profits.

Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.

Where do the Ionely hearts go...

- I'm always... - (Juliet) 'Mark? '

Me the beginning of the episode

I'm rambling now, sorry.

When she first mentioned what's about to happen,

Just never been able to tie a girl down.

No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!

Well, this is a surprise.

Just one dance?

...this one. - I have bought the traditional scarf as well

You will know the difference when...

My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.

I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

(Portuguese) I will miss you.

Either that or gay as a picnic basket.

- Fool! - Get off, you big bully.

No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.

Do you have a favorite lettuce? Do you want some....water?

Am I sad or not sad? I think you’re not surprised.

Like a light bulb

- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good.

And a letter box

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

No! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either

That's where you're wrong.

for her hands in marriage.

I can't break this spell

I Know My Heart I Know My Heart Can Make You Happy

I'll see you later, all right?

'We're live across the nation and you're number one.

Certainly. Excellent. Will do.

'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one.

(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)

Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.

I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.

Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?

It's all for you, sir

Where no one's ever gone before

- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question

Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.

She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.

or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?

'AII right, open your eyes.'

It's Christmas.

All I want for Christmas

Come on... Let's get pissed and watch porn

on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.

Which is what? Turkish?

Me After SigniNg Up For How to get rich in 10 days

just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.

- What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir.

Hold tight, everybody.

- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.

She's got me but I'm not free so...

(Chattering excitedly)

I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...

Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

- The final flourish. - Can I pay?

I am here to ask your daughter

You're the one girl in town I'd marry

- It's the Chancellor on the other line. - It isn't!

with a chubby employee. (Snorts)

Like the desert

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

And still somehow

(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.