Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on... Let's get pissed and watch porn

(Portuguese) I will miss you.

But I will be very sorry

Yep, solid gold shit maestro!

Me the beginning of the episode

Me After SigniNg Up For How to get rich in 10 days

Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.

They've declared their marriage by the giving of rings.

It's Christmas.

Have you gone completely insane?

Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked

- Fool! - Get off, you big bully.

- Jeannie. - He's from England.

Well, this is a surprise.

No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.

I Know My Heart I Know My Heart Can Make You Happy

I hate Vladimir Putin

Hold tight, everybody.

or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?

I'm rambling now, sorry.

Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)

Erm, it was, erm...

(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?

three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?

All I want for Christmas

Make your heart believe a lie

- The final flourish. - Can I pay?

It's all for you, sir

And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness

Like a light bulb

Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

redistribute her?

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

you never talk to me.

No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

The problem is his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...

You're the one girl in town I'd marry

And a letter box

Do you have a favorite lettuce? Do you want some....water?

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

- It's the Chancellor on the other line. - It isn't!

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. - Bonjour.

I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,

Just one dance?

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

There's just one thing I need

I can't break this spell

for her hands in marriage.

And may all of your Christmases come true

But I've never seen him before.

- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

Did you see those pipes?

Cool. Powerful.

(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.

Like the desert

20 years ago, you'd have been his type.

Or I could give you 5% of the profits.

You're not actually going ahead with this stupid plan?

My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.

You've made the April I lead Foolish, too

on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.

- Well, you know... - We always tell your secretary

I'll see you later, all right?

Which is what? Turkish?

Where no one's ever gone before

God only knows what I'd be without you

Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?

And still somehow

with a chubby employee. (Snorts)

She's got me but I'm not free so...

(Chattering excitedly)

I hate Uncle jamie

Said love wasn't worth the pain

And even if she did, she'd despise me.

Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.

Am I sad or not sad? I think you’re not surprised.

You will know the difference when...

No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question

She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.

Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?

Or give me 50% of the profits.

(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,

oh god, she's in and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in, too

- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.

then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

Either that or gay as a picnic basket.

I've looked at love

I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one.

And you're all I see

I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.

'We're live across the nation and you're number one.

'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack,

No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!

- 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you.'

When she first mentioned what's about to happen,

No! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either

ever so coolly,

Just never been able to tie a girl down.

That's where you're wrong.

Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.

...this one. - I have bought the traditional scarf as well

to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...

- I'm always... - (Juliet) 'Mark? '

(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?

why don't you come back and sleep at our place?

I am here to ask your daughter

'AII right, open your eyes.'

I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...

just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.

Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?

- What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir.

Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good.

you can just write on it.

Certainly. Excellent. Will do.

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