Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...

Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.

- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. - Bonjour.

oh god, she's in and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in, too

- What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir.

(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?

- I'm always... - (Juliet) 'Mark? '

But I will be very sorry

Either that or gay as a picnic basket.

I hate Uncle jamie

why don't you come back and sleep at our place?

My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.

But I've never seen him before.

Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?

...this one. - I have bought the traditional scarf as well

I'm rambling now, sorry.

- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.

(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,

- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good.

And may all of your Christmases come true

You're not actually going ahead with this stupid plan?

Cool. Powerful.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

She's got me but I'm not free so...

I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.

with a chubby employee. (Snorts)

No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

- It's the Chancellor on the other line. - It isn't!

- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.

Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked

Yep, solid gold shit maestro!

That's where you're wrong.

(Chattering excitedly)

- 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you.'

They've declared their marriage by the giving of rings.

then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

There's just one thing I need

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Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.

I've looked at love

It's all for you, sir

- Fool! - Get off, you big bully.

And a letter box

And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness

I am here to ask your daughter

Do you have a favorite lettuce? Do you want some....water?

And even if she did, she'd despise me.

I can't break this spell

The problem is his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...

- Well, you know... - We always tell your secretary

Said love wasn't worth the pain

No! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either

Just one dance?

All I want for Christmas

Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?

Where do the Ionely hearts go...

Come on... Let's get pissed and watch porn

Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.

'AII right, open your eyes.'

'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one.

Have you gone completely insane?

Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.

I'll see you later, all right?

- Jeannie. - He's from England.

'We're live across the nation and you're number one.

You've made the April I lead Foolish, too

No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question

Did you see those pipes?

I Know My Heart I Know My Heart Can Make You Happy

or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?

Where no one's ever gone before

Or give me 50% of the profits.

Like a light bulb

You're the one girl in town I'd marry

Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

Or I could give you 5% of the profits.

Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

you never talk to me.

on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.

And you're all I see

Just never been able to tie a girl down.

for her hands in marriage.

Which is what? Turkish?

Certainly. Excellent. Will do.

No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.

God only knows what I'd be without you

(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

I hate Vladimir Putin

Am I sad or not sad? I think you’re not surprised.

Like the desert

You will know the difference when...

And still somehow

When she first mentioned what's about to happen,

Me the beginning of the episode

(Portuguese) I will miss you.

Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?

you can just write on it.

redistribute her?

It's Christmas.

I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...

I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,

Erm, it was, erm...

ever so coolly,

three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?

Make your heart believe a lie

- The final flourish. - Can I pay?

No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!

Hold tight, everybody.

just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.

'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack,

Well, this is a surprise.

20 years ago, you'd have been his type.

(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.