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I'm rambling now, sorry.

three days and, I suppose, what, two hours?

Like a light bulb

(Portuguese) What kind of book is it?

They've declared their marriage by the giving of rings.

with a chubby employee. (Snorts)

I Know My Heart I Know My Heart Can Make You Happy

- It's the Chancellor on the other line. - It isn't!

She's not here - she's at work. I'll take you.

I had a real search when you first called and couldn't find it so...

why don't you come back and sleep at our place?

No! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either

No, l-I just thought I'd ask bluntly in case it was the right question

Well, this is a surprise.

Am I sad or not sad? I think you’re not surprised.

(Russian) Is this the way to the train station?

God only knows what I'd be without you

for her hands in marriage.

Yep, solid gold shit maestro!

Oh, where the fuck is my fucking coat?

(Darlene Love: All Alone On Christmas)

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here.

'We're live across the nation and you're number one.

And a letter box

I thought if I was in the band and played superbly,

Hold tight, everybody.

And even if she did, she'd despise me.

No. I'll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

- Jeannie. - He's from England.

oh god, she's in and now she'll think i'm a total spaz if i don't go in, too

Have you gone completely insane?

- Did I mention that I love you? - Yes, you did. Get out, loser.

- Er, bonjour, Aurelia. - Bonjour.

I'll see you later, all right?

you never talk to me.

Make your heart believe a lie

to get the Pope on the phone tonight but...

- 'Do you trust me? ' - 'I trust you.'

Yes, I have, Ant or Dec.

Yes. Pathetic, isn't it?

Just never been able to tie a girl down.

or if, worst of all, it's a necklace and love?

I can't break this spell

All I want for Christmas

you can just write on it.

Come on... Let's get pissed and watch porn

And still somehow

But I will be very sorry

(Chattering excitedly)

Where do the Ionely hearts go...

20 years ago, you'd have been his type.

I hate Vladimir Putin

It's all for you, sir

Are you gonna dip it in yogurt? Cover it with chocolate buttons?

Me the beginning of the episode

ever so coolly,

Come on, Mikey, you know as well as I do the record's crap.

You will know the difference when...

You're the one girl in town I'd marry

Which is what? Turkish?

- The final flourish. - Can I pay?

Erm, it was, erm...

Or give me 50% of the profits.

Oh, Jesus, not that crap again!

Sell? Who said sell? I'll pay him.

I'd get a girlfriend there instantly. What do you think?

redistribute her?

I hate Uncle jamie

Either that or gay as a picnic basket.

Certainly. Excellent. Will do.

I've looked at love

Like the desert

Those young popsters come Christmas will be stretched out naked

'This must be very exciting for you, fighting for the Christmas number one.

That's where you're wrong.

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

Said love wasn't worth the pain

- Well, you know... - We always tell your secretary

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(Portuguese) I will miss you.

Cool. Powerful.

No, absolutely not! We did not and do not consult on that either!

- What's that? - A cinnamon stick, sir.

I am here to ask your daughter

It's Christmas.

She's got me but I'm not free so...

The problem is his mum always used to talk to him, you know, and...

Did you see those pipes?

'Let's hope it's the latter. Here it is. Number one, from Billy Mack,

- I'm always... - (Juliet) 'Mark? '

...this one. - I have bought the traditional scarf as well

Wandsworth. The dodgy end.

Or I could give you 5% of the profits.

just always given him the boring biscuits with no chocolate.

'AII right, open your eyes.'

Father is about to sell Aurelia as a slave to this Englishman.

Where no one's ever gone before

on my friend Mike's show in a few minutes' time.

- Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good.

When she first mentioned what's about to happen,

My cabinet are absolute crap. We hope to do better next year.

And you're all I see

(Natalie) 'Dear sir, Dear David,

And may all of your Christmases come true

(Bernie) Mine first. Mine.

There's just one thing I need

You're not actually going ahead with this stupid plan?

then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

- Fool! - Get off, you big bully.

You've made the April I lead Foolish, too

Do you have a favorite lettuce? Do you want some....water?

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

I know. I'll name one of the characters after you.

- Just give me one sec. - Yeah.

But I've never seen him before.

And particularly enjoy the incredible crassness

Just one dance?

No way. Anyway, they fly tonight.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes