Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never let it fade away
And of course, your mobile goes.
No, Thomas! Absolutely Not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
My Saturday plans...
Oh, I guess they'll never know...
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
That is unexpected.
Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
“Er, yes, I’m very busy and important, how can I help you?”
Bye bye baby
This is Carla. She's real friendly.
Is it all party, party, party down there?
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
She can't speak English properly.
Ruby and Toni watching my 2022 reel
There was more than one lobster present in the Seinfeld apartment?
Wait. Wait.
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
Well, it shouldn't be.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Your Seattle Mariners. Make a move today
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
I'm fine. I'm FINE.
Save it for a rainy day
So that’s a no, then?
He's from England.
- Oh. - Oh.
- No, it's nothing, really. - Keith'll be very disappointed.
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
To be honest, I didn't really...
The last administration made it perfectly clear.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
So the feeling grows
Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
Right.
we're just trying to help george get divorced aren't we? we certainly are.
Understood.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
Brisbane, watch out! Here comes Patrick Voss!
Snapper as the penny drops…
I'll give you anything you ask for As long as it's not something I don't want to give
To continue your emotional education.
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
you're getting chubbier every day.
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice...
Silent night
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
Yes, we can see that, darling.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Apparently He Is Going To Kill Aurelia
Um, ok, that’s done.
- Thank you. - (Portuguese) Não!
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
let's get pissed and watch porn
(Director) Right, let's have another look at that, please.
So what's this big news?
Then jump for my love
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
I heard you were gorgeous.
Mane For Real for real
Very good, sir.
and our special relationship is still very special.
(TV) 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy... '
The imperial pub has lots of dark corners for doing dark deeds
- And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael.
Well done, you.
But Jamie, darling.
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
What is that word?
Er, mon-montagno,
Waiting for the spring
Keep singing like they know the score
aldi sucks
Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
- Can I help you? - Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
- Do you trust me? - I trust you.
(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux de vous avoir ici.
Really? I've never found that.
So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like the real competition is gonna be Blue.
No, absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either.
and over here we have contestant number 5... she couldn't stop with her gayles!
NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!!
I want something I want, not something I need
I feel it in my toes
Uh, yes. I'm very busy and important, How can I help you?
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
Love Actually predicting the future…
Hi.
That's why we're making the new version.
and of course I prediction you say no...
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
Me standing in the pouring rain
There we go. Almost finished.
That is bad news.
(Cheering)
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
I'm a little relieved.
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!"
after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
OK. Well...
And your very loud typing
For you
- Daniel. - I'm Carol.
Oh, don't wait up.
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
Britain.
Let's get pissed and watch porn
And I won't leave
I want you to know, may your day
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
And he's got a big knob
manus dei oot abbas serengilo oot dei sei est çerecelitos pôœt ent un ulembos. hup deî trei oot abbas silengiös oôt abbak porthàical gion belød.
- Explain again why you're so late. - Can't a man have any secrets?
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
Maybe school?
a fantastic place called Wisconsin
Just to remind you…
You do
On the feast of Stephen
In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
(Song continues on radio, quietly)
From give and take
Hear for the sleigh bells
That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
You're not who I think you are, are you?
Love of my life
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
It can tear you up inside
- Thank you! - Oh, well, you know.
Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
(Portuguese) Good evening.