Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Really? I've never found that.
I want you to know, may your day
So what's this big news?
Er, mon-montagno,
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
And your very loud typing
Jump, if you wanna taste my kisses in the night then
- Explain again why you're so late. - Can't a man have any secrets?
That's why we're making the new version.
Basically you're fucked, aren't you?
Then jump for my love
No, absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either.
And he's got a big knob
(Pidgin Spanish) Er, molto bueno...
On the feast of Stephen
There was more than one lobster present in the Seinfeld apartment?
Oh, I guess they'll never know...
Sorry I'm late, I had to drop off Bernie at rehearsal.
- Oh. - Oh.
Pardon me. I'm meaning your other daughter - Aurelia.
I'm a little relieved.
And I won't leave
NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!!!!
Right, I'll get my things and then let's fix the country, shall we?
Jamie's friends are so good-Iooking.
- And that's not you? - That's not me, Michael.
Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though.
I don't want to make you late for the concert.
That is unexpected.
And of course, your mobile goes.
You're not who I think you are, are you?
I'll give you anything you ask for As long as it's not something I don't want to give
I think maybe now I have made the wrong choice...
(Portuguese) Good evening.
I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and...
Silent night
Keep singing like they know the score
(Portuguese) Fuck - it's cold!
(Director) Right, let's have another look at that, please.
That's quite a few of you, I shouldn't be surprised and a half.
Just to remind you…
- No, it's nothing, really. - Keith'll be very disappointed.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Snapper as the penny drops…
Apparently He Is Going To Kill Aurelia
manus dei oot abbas serengilo oot dei sei est çerecelitos pôœt ent un ulembos. hup deî trei oot abbas silengiös oôt abbak porthàical gion belød.
Harriet. You haven't met Harriet.
OK. Well...
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
a fantastic place called Wisconsin
Maybe school?
No, Thomas! Absolutely Not! We can't and won't consult on that either!
Have you been watching stuff on TV?
Never let it fade away
I want something I want, not something I need
I'm fine. I'm FINE.
To continue your emotional education.
Hear for the sleigh bells
To be honest, I didn't really...
Love of my life
let's get pissed and watch porn
He's from England.
after 13 years of Mr Oh-But-You-Always-Love-Scarves.
In the presence of God, Peter and Juliet have given their consent
Brisbane, watch out! Here comes Patrick Voss!
Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her cos she is "the sexy one".
Very good, sir.
The last administration made it perfectly clear.
Right.
(French) Er, je suis, er, très heureux de vous avoir ici.
For you
(Song continues on radio, quietly)
- Daniel. - I'm Carol.
Yes, we can see that, darling.
and over here we have contestant number 5... she couldn't stop with her gayles!
Waiting for the spring
There we go. Almost finished.
So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like the real competition is gonna be Blue.
What is that word?
- Do you trust me? - I trust you.
It can tear you up inside
She can't speak English properly.
So that’s a no, then?
Uh, yes. I'm very busy and important, How can I help you?
I heard you were gorgeous.
Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes.
Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx.
Well, it shouldn't be.
The imperial pub has lots of dark corners for doing dark deeds
And "molto bueno" is Spanish.
My Saturday plans...
This is Carla. She's real friendly.
Absolutely Not! We Do Not And Didn't Consult On That Either!"
- Thank you! - Oh, well, you know.
Well done, you.
Doesn't mean I'm not terribly concerned that your wife just died.
(Cheering)
Save it for a rainy day
Mane For Real for real
Oh, don't wait up.
Hillier School would now like to present their Christmas number.
Wait. Wait.
I'll take you down, I'll take you down
So the feeling grows
Become a pop star and they give you them for free.
Ruby and Toni watching my 2022 reel
Um, ok, that’s done.
and our special relationship is still very special.
But Jamie, darling.
“Er, yes, I’m very busy and important, how can I help you?”
Send an embarrassingly big car and I'll be there.
Your Seattle Mariners. Make a move today
You do
and of course I prediction you say no...
aldi sucks
Britain.
I feel it in my toes
You're going to sell me to a complete stranger?
And you resisted the temptation for surprises.
Yes and I'm sorry about all the cockups.
Hi.
Love Actually predicting the future…
Hi, Uncle Jamie!
- Thank you. - (Portuguese) Não!
you're getting chubbier every day.
Is it all party, party, party down there?
Me standing in the pouring rain
(TV) 'And coming up later this morning, it's this guy... '
we're just trying to help george get divorced aren't we? we certainly are.
God only knows what I'd be without you
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Let's get pissed and watch porn
Bye bye baby
- Can I help you? - Yes. I'd like a Budweiser, please.
From give and take
And I love you, I love you, I love you...
God, come on, get a grip. You're the Prime Minister, for God's sake.
Understood.
It's, erm... (Imitates horror film sound effects)
That is bad news.