Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Anything for the hero of the hour.

(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)

Yep Solid Gold Shit, Maestro

- David Beckham's right foot. - (Laughter)

- You don't have a cute British accent. - Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

Thank you, sir.

Waiting for you to come on home

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

When it comes to me, you can have everything.

Oh. Tastes like it, too.

The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

It's all right...

I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.

As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

- What about this? - Er, straw.

- Come on. - Right.

- And massage them, please. - Right.

- Erm... erm... - Um... um...

'General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed

No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.

All that ice cream. Er...

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Feel it in my toes, yeah

- And I think you're the man that I really... - We're here.

There'd better not be eels in here.

It would be great if we could be friends.

Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill -

And the songbirds

Basya's friends are so good-Iooking

when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here."

Oh no, that is so inconvenient

I think there’s a pretty sizable arse there, sir. Huge thighs

hmm. yes means no I think

Oh, dear me, how are the fatty fallen

Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.

Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?

No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!

Be careful there.

OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!

Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.

'Tis but the work of a moment

I think it all hangs on the next song.

Im fucked, I'm fucked

I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie

Cos on Christmas you can depend

No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not and Didn't consult on that either!

Look, I'm so sorry about that day.

(English) You learned English?

Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping, never easy or pleasant.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,

'Hold on. Hold on.

now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie slay.

Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.

'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,

(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

God only knows what I'd be without you

And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."

Lost in everything about you

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- There. - That's great.

- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.

For actually giving a real answer to a question.

There'll be no crying

It's stronger than your pride

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that?

Even if that's the case, yeah.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

Karen, it's me again.

But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.

Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?

But others she was pretty damn clear about.

- Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing...

(Typewriter clacking)

It's everywhere I go

But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?

Yeah, absolutely.

It's carol singers.

- My mum and... you know. - Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.

And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

Now here's one for the lovers.

'That'll never make number one.'

OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.

Let me just pop it in the box.

And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.

- Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?

- Three illegitimate but charming children? - No.

- I don't have to go. - Right. Good.

I am going to sneak in And eat your finger clippings

He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.

I don’t want something I want. I want something pretty

- Tell me. - It's basic, really.

Oh Jesus, not that crap again!

You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America

Hello! What the hell are you doing here?

People hate sissies.

You're Sam's dad, aren't you?

Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.

Well something's lost

Ah, well. OK, well...

(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas

- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.

I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?

This is Aurelia.

I'll give you all that you need

And Ferris wheels

I feel it in my toes

- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. - No!

who's filling in for theon mulley? gina timmins.

- 'How's it looking so far? ' - 'Very bad indeed.

So that's a no, then?

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

Enough. Enough now...

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

All alone on Christmas

Yeah. Stepdad, actually.

Here, aren't...

and our special relationship is still very special.

- What do we do now? - Smile.

I hate uncle Jamie I hate uncle Jamie