Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I am going to sneak in And eat your finger clippings

- Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing...

- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.

Yeah. Stepdad, actually.

Look, I'm so sorry about that day.

OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.

Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?

Oh, dear me, how are the fatty fallen

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?

Oh Jesus, not that crap again!

Even if that's the case, yeah.

He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.

- You don't have a cute British accent. - Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

All alone on Christmas

I feel it in my toes

Oh no, that is so inconvenient

- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.

(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas

'That'll never make number one.'

Ah, well. OK, well...

I'll give you all that you need

Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.

- My mum and... you know. - Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.

Let me just pop it in the box.

now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie slay.

Cos on Christmas you can depend

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here."

Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.

There'll be no crying

It's carol singers.

I think there’s a pretty sizable arse there, sir. Huge thighs

- Three illegitimate but charming children? - No.

There'd better not be eels in here.

OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!

I hate uncle Jamie I hate uncle Jamie

No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!

All that ice cream. Er...

- What about this? - Er, straw.

It's all right...

- What do we do now? - Smile.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that?

And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."

- I don't have to go. - Right. Good.

So that's a no, then?

I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie

- 'How's it looking so far? ' - 'Very bad indeed.

No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not and Didn't consult on that either!

when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all

(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

Karen, it's me again.

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

hmm. yes means no I think

- There. - That's great.

And the songbirds

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

'General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed

Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill -

Thank you, sir.

I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?

Be careful there.

- David Beckham's right foot. - (Laughter)

Here, aren't...

The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Oh. Tastes like it, too.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America

Well something's lost

I think it all hangs on the next song.

It's stronger than your pride

- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.

- Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do.

When it comes to me, you can have everything.

As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

'Hold on. Hold on.

(English) You learned English?

Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.

It's everywhere I go

Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?

Enough. Enough now...

- Come on. - Right.

Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping, never easy or pleasant.

(Typewriter clacking)

'Tis but the work of a moment

I don’t want something I want. I want something pretty

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.

It would be great if we could be friends.

- Erm... erm... - Um... um...

who's filling in for theon mulley? gina timmins.

- And massage them, please. - Right.

But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.

Yeah, absolutely.

Feel it in my toes, yeah

'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

This is Aurelia.

- And I think you're the man that I really... - We're here.

And Ferris wheels

- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. - No!

Waiting for you to come on home

Now here's one for the lovers.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.

You're Sam's dad, aren't you?

Basya's friends are so good-Iooking

Yep Solid Gold Shit, Maestro

Im fucked, I'm fucked

(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)

People hate sissies.

the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,

Anything for the hero of the hour.

But others she was pretty damn clear about.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

- Tell me. - It's basic, really.

Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.

I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.

Hello! What the hell are you doing here?

No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?

and our special relationship is still very special.

Lost in everything about you

God only knows what I'd be without you

For actually giving a real answer to a question.