Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- David Beckham's right foot. - (Laughter)

I feel it in my toes

'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,

Yeah, absolutely.

Look, I'm so sorry about that day.

Lost in everything about you

The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

Here, aren't...

Feel it in my toes, yeah

No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.

when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all

All alone on Christmas

Be careful there.

- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.

- Come on. - Right.

But others she was pretty damn clear about.

It would be great if we could be friends.

So that's a no, then?

I'll give you all that you need

This is Aurelia.

And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."

- What about this? - Er, straw.

It's everywhere I go

(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)

(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas

And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.

(Typewriter clacking)

Thank you, sir.

Yep Solid Gold Shit, Maestro

- What do we do now? - Smile.

Yeah. Stepdad, actually.

OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!

- And massage them, please. - Right.

Oh Jesus, not that crap again!

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

I hate uncle Jamie I hate uncle Jamie

You're Sam's dad, aren't you?

Let me just pop it in the box.

- Tell me. - It's basic, really.

All that ice cream. Er...

OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.

Hello! What the hell are you doing here?

But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.

- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. - No!

Oh no, that is so inconvenient

Enough. Enough now...

I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.

'Tis but the work of a moment

Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?

Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping, never easy or pleasant.

Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here."

I think it all hangs on the next song.

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

People hate sissies.

I am going to sneak in And eat your finger clippings

- There. - That's great.

Waiting for you to come on home

- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?

But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?

Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.

- Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do.

Well something's lost

(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

- My mum and... you know. - Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.

He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.

hmm. yes means no I think

Im fucked, I'm fucked

I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie

And the songbirds

Cos on Christmas you can depend

- Three illegitimate but charming children? - No.

Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?

For actually giving a real answer to a question.

- You don't have a cute British accent. - Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

'General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!

You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America

- I don't have to go. - Right. Good.

And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.

As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

- Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing...

When it comes to me, you can have everything.

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

Even if that's the case, yeah.

I think there’s a pretty sizable arse there, sir. Huge thighs

'Hold on. Hold on.

- And I think you're the man that I really... - We're here.

No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not and Didn't consult on that either!

I don’t want something I want. I want something pretty

And Ferris wheels

- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.

There'll be no crying

Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.

Basya's friends are so good-Iooking

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

Oh. Tastes like it, too.

Karen, it's me again.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

who's filling in for theon mulley? gina timmins.

and our special relationship is still very special.

Anything for the hero of the hour.

It's carol singers.

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

(English) You learned English?

Now here's one for the lovers.

now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie slay.

Oh, dear me, how are the fatty fallen

Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.

It's stronger than your pride

'That'll never make number one.'

the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,

- 'How's it looking so far? ' - 'Very bad indeed.

I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?

- Erm... erm... - Um... um...

It's all right...

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that?

Ah, well. OK, well...

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

There'd better not be eels in here.

God only knows what I'd be without you

Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill -