Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ah, well. OK, well...

- Come on. - Right.

Now here's one for the lovers.

Cos on Christmas you can depend

Oh, dear me, how are the fatty fallen

- I'm sorry. - No, it's fine. It's fine.

(Typewriter clacking)

Let me just pop it in the box.

- David Beckham's right foot. - (Laughter)

(Santana Featuring Rob Thomas: Smooth)

And that's not you? That's not me, Michael.

(Daniel) Well, maybe not his eyeballs, then. Maybe just his veins.

hmm. yes means no I think

- Thank you. - Thank you.

- Tell me. - It's basic, really.

Yep Solid Gold Shit, Maestro

- Ever do weddings? - Yes, I do.

'none of the phone calls from people on board were messages of hate or revenge,

You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter

Good luck, Daisy, good luck, Bernie.

Im fucked, I'm fucked

There'll be no crying

OK, let's say, er, Thursday, my place.

I feel it in my toes

Anything for the hero of the hour.

And Ferris wheels

Oh no, that is so inconvenient

I hate uncle Jamie I hate uncle Jamie

'General opinion makes out that we live in a world of hatred and greed

It's everywhere I go

So that's a no, then?

(A capella) I don't want a lot for Christmas

Enough. Enough now...

Erm, and you live with your husband? Boyfriend?

You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America

People hate sissies.

- Yes, yeah. - Bloody freezing...

I love her and true love lasts a lifetime.

- 'How's it looking so far? ' - 'Very bad indeed.

now my new nickname for auntie chris is... auntie slay.

(English) You learned English?

Hello! What the hell are you doing here?

- What about this? - Er, straw.

When it comes to me, you can have everything.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

No, really. I'm just feeling so rotten.

I don’t want something I want. I want something pretty

I'll give you all that you need

There'd better not be eels in here.

switch off your phone and tell me exactly how long it is that you've been working here."

I think there’s a pretty sizable arse there, sir. Huge thighs

Here, aren't...

Oh. Tastes like it, too.

Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot.

Basya's friends are so good-Iooking

This is Aurelia.

I think it all hangs on the next song.

But others she was pretty damn clear about.

Thank you, sir.

I am going to sneak in And eat your finger clippings

Even if that's the case, yeah.

'That'll never make number one.'

Oh Jesus, not that crap again!

Bye bye baby, baby goodbye

when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all

No, Absolutely Not! We Do Not and Didn't consult on that either!

Well something's lost

and our special relationship is still very special.

- There. - That's great.

I think we ought to take Mum out for her birthday on Friday. What do you think?

Be careful there.

He got me right, though. I'm just Judy.

But, erm, you know Natalie who works here?

I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes

All alone on Christmas

No, Absolutely Not! We Didn't And Do Not Consult On That Either!

You're Sam's dad, aren't you?

who's filling in for theon mulley? gina timmins.

It's stronger than your pride

'Tis but the work of a moment

Right. Back at three. Christmas shopping, never easy or pleasant.

I love that word "relationship". Covers all manner of sins, doesn't it?

It's carol singers.

The one that looks like a transvestite or the one that looks like a dominatrix?

- Erm... erm... - Um... um...

Feel it in my toes, yeah

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

Karen, it's me again.

It would be great if we could be friends.

Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill -

'Hold on. Hold on.

- And massage them, please. - Right.

All that ice cream. Er...

For actually giving a real answer to a question.

And this is Natalie. She's new, like you.

- My mum and... you know. - Of course, yeah. It's getting a bit cold.

Waiting for you to come on home

- And I think you're the man that I really... - We're here.

Bonjour, Monsieur Bennett. Welcome back.

- Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir.

- What do we do now? - Smile.

And she said, "No, Daniel, over mine."

I hear those sleigh bells ringing

OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!

Look, I'm so sorry about that day.

- Really? Wow. - Yeah.

- To a fantastic place called Wisconsin. - No!

- In the nativity play? - Yeah. First Lobster.

- Three illegitimate but charming children? - No.

Come on, I've got treats at home. Dad's coming.

But their wives and girlfriends, et cetera.

God only knows what I'd be without you

the dark horse for this year's Christmas number one,

Yeah. Stepdad, actually.

And the songbirds

Ooh, would we call her chubby?

Yeah, absolutely.

And, er, sometimes not. Mainly scary how bad the writing is.

No, absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that?

Just a moment, I know I've got it. Would you hang on to that?

- I don't have to go. - Right. Good.

It's all right...

- You don't have a cute British accent. - Yes, I do! I'm going to America.

Lost in everything about you

As long as your boyfriend doesn't mind.

I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie