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don't buy drugs.
Good. Well, I suppose I should take a look at it or something.
Everywhere I go
Er...
Not me! Absolutely not! We do not like junk mail at all!
- 'Must go.' - (Click)
- Oh. - Right, yes. Of course.
'but I don't see that.
I would like a one-day Travelcard.
'here at 10:30. Do not switch off.'
- What do you do, Nancy? - I'm a cook.
but they're going out with rich, attractive guys.
NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND WILL NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
You've made the life I lead foolish, too.
but Christ, he might be injecting heroin into his eyeballs for all I know.
I look quite pretty.
Would you wait around to find out if it's just a necklace
I'm very lucky I've got a constitution where I never put on weight.
Right.
- Ah. Sorry. - No, it's fine.
Never let it fade away
How were the shrimp from El Tres? Eight is a lot of legs, Derek.
you don't fancy going for a Christmas drink, do you? I mean, nothing implied.
So what was this epiphany?
Lovely, obliging girl.
How are you doing, Mia? Settling in fine? Learning who to avoid?
and your unhappy job to organise.
Eight is a lot of legs David.
Yeah, come in.
Yes, I would like that very much indeed.
Meeting the prime minister’s
And may all
When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish
Holy night
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Oh, I just popped over to borrow some old CDs.
I have to say, Judy, this is a real pleasure,
- They should've asked you to do this one. - They did.
(Press shouting) Prime Minister, over here!
Caught in you...
I know you like what you see...
(Girl) I hate Uncle Jamie. (Boy) I hate Uncle Jamie.
Yeah, but Karen, this is all the time.
- Need you to do a favour for me. - Of course.
- Thank you, Prime Minister. - It's all right.
And now to announce our winner lieutenant governor Stevens wife Carla turington Stevens
Erm, some of the staff have decided to help out
Right.
I must have left them where I was having a cup of coffee.
I'm going to... All right, I'll rip it.
Deep and crisp and even
WHAT DO YOU CALL THAT? AH, BOTTLE?
I'll be very careful. Don't try something, sir, just because it's Christmas.
That is total bollocks! You've actually gone mad.
(Laughing)
Yep. Basildon.
who's filling in for lamia henchilwood? hoda marr.
You're looking very pretty tonight.
(On radio: Christmas Is All Around)
There's just one thing I need
All right. Er, yes, I'm very busy and important, how can I help you?
What is this we're listening to?
Won't you please bring my baby to me
Bit of quiet while we finish the lighting, guys!
Of course not.
Do you think we might be on the right track?
I don’t want some thing I want something pretty
Are you gonna get me something?
(Pointer Sisters: Jump) Hold me
- Just tug it. - OK.
(Doorbell)
Come on, come on, come on, we're horribly late.
Er...
Baby may your days
'Tis but the work of a moment
- Oh, Karen... - Would you wait around to find out...
- Erm, all right. Er, I'll have it. - Lovely.
By the way, he introduced me as John but everyone calls me Jack.
It's done.
Make my wish come true
And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England.
Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
Anything to put off actually running the country.
(Joni Mitchell: Both Sides Now) Moons and Junes
uncomfortable about us working so closely every day
And now if it's going to ruin Sam's life as well...
I suppose it's his job to dance with everyone, isn't it?
(Portuguese) Thank you.
Help me, baby
Yeah. I understand you've got a prize for our competition winners.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Hello. Hi. How you doing?
You're so excited I can feel you getting hotter
Great, Just Judy!
From both sides now
I remember you filming a lot and I wondered if I could look at it.
Yes I Have Cat Deeley Wow! SM:TV Live was Awesome to Do with Cat Deeley
do you know da way i know the way if you know the way im asking you do you know da way
There she is.
I never told your mum enough.
Eight is a lot of legs, David.
I got some terrible news today.
I thought I'd pop back and see if she's better. This is good.
You've made the April I lead foolish, too.
Yay!
to marriage me.
Feel it in my toes, yeah
- Over here, sir! - What will you be talking about?
Darling. Ooh, darlings!
Boa noite, Aurelia.
Hmm! No, absolutely not! We do not like junk mail at all
They're all of me.
it's my job to keep an eye on him. Not my job, obviously, I'm glad to do it...
(Drumming)
Wish I never had known you...
Hiya, kids.
I'll do what I want
Of course I don't expecting you to be as foolish as me,
Oh J***S not that c**p again....
- Look, there she is. - Where?
OH, JESUS, NOT THAT CRAP AGAIN!
Jon is so much more than a color scheme
Actually, I do love this one.