Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, thanks.
No! Absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
- Britney Spears. - Wow.
Waiting for the rain
This is shit, isn't it?
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
Thanks, Alex. I don't think we're making progress here.
Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
Thanks, boss.
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
- You are the champion! - (Crowd) Shh.
More than you could ever know You will ever know
(Portuguese) Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache.
Enough now.
- Do you want to make a run for it? - Hold on to that.
Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
Everyday at DCAA! Are you not entertained?!?!
May your day
the ships tax has been invested by a treetop. yes cut the carbons! cut the iranges! i'm wanting in now! yes my words aren't useless lies honest! i'll fight for a 1% even if i have to! yes the pollution will see by 2911 the tax will be proven useful for parliament! yes you can rely on gillaster!
'Keep your eyes closed.
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
switch off your phone and tell me exactlyhow long it is that you've been working here."
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
'It's Billy Mack.'
So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
- You know that? - Yes.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Birchanger, the dodgy end
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
Santa won't you bring me my honey
Oh, look, don't be a moron.
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
what would happen if i was a silouette marrying people off on the fire escape? oh god it wouldn't end well for the greenies and you'd support gay clutter tax marriage.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Everyday at DCAA! Fuck it all!
basically you're fucked, aren't you?
So tender and mild
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
*four
IT’S A SELF PRESERVATION THING…YOU SEE
You are on the road to disaster.
I said, "Over my dead body."
and Sam's darling mum was right.
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
Waiting to bloom
And may all of your Christmases
There’s a fourth one?
- Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir.
- Food? - No, thanks.
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
It's all for you, sir
I really must do copies
Over and over again
THE DODGY END
- Well, girls love musicians, don't they? - Uh-huh.
All right, bye-bye.
The trouble with love is
- (Sarah) Stop. - (Mobile)
He can't do that - she's our best waitress.
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
Carol. (Laughs)
No.
And Advise The Girls To Avoid Kevin If They Want Their Breasts Unfondled.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
You always talk to Peter.
(Sighs)
No.
Hello, you must be Tony.
(Portuguese) What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either
Don't do that.
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
She lives next door.
ooooooh would we call that funny
'they were all messages of love.
Of course.
(With English accent) "Bottle."
- Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry.
You're welcome.
Think about it, for all our sakes.
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
God only knows what I'd be without you
I want something I want something pretty
All I want for Christmas
And I can't breathe
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
Ooh, would I call good?
It's a perfume. Gucci, wow.
(Karen) It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem
You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
spades king music
Where the fuck Are the fucking bids
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
george i told ya not to get a pole and swing and be stuck like a magnet! boing good riddance faye you uryrrh from misushwyy's shaigarbages!
- She was rubbish. - OK, here's one.
And your very loud typing
it's just a weird personality thing.
They’re all of me Jess looking at daddy’s photos
Lost in everything about you
testing
- And ditto. - Thank you.
Not quite finished.
Er, yes, Peter.
- So, how's the Christmas party going? - Good.
Am I sad or not sad?
'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'
- Hello, Gavin. - My copper.
(Chorus) Love, love, love
Helpful.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
I swore I'd never love again
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
Would you like it… giftwrapped?
A classic fool.
Teresa My darling, my dream, my boat
(Clears throat)
You know she is, darling.
Right. Well, this is Gavin.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
I feel very proud
They’re not funny, they’re art
- Right. - I'd better be getting inside, actually.
Cos this love's got me blind
FGX068 Is ON
And he’s got a big knob
Send an embarrassingly big car and I’ll be there
mid-fifties,
A dozen roses, diamond rings
8 is a lot of legs, David
Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
I just felt like such a fool because...
'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? -
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either.
Right, well, lucky you.
You baby
yes beryl mayoogniwuenfeeodkjwoedjfjfkxmakdcjdnqwkaksdodoxkrockerttsucewhiterette? what doyou want? i want to et all the rockkerotettes.
we're a thousand miles from earth da da da da do do do do da da we come here on a mission to find out what can be switch off the battery do do do do do da da wop as long as we're together there's no place i'd rather be do do do do do da wop wop woo woo da da do wop no place i'd rather be do do do woo woo da wop
A tiny insignificant detail
'Blue are outselling me five to one
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
- (Doorbell) - Hello. Sorry to disturb.
Free as a bird. Fire away.
'Tis but the work of a moment.
- See you later. - Yes. Looking forward to it.
So if you really love Christmas Love Christmas
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
- No bloody holly. - But sir...
Banoffee pie?
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
No, I'd... I'd better not.
- I just feel we've been bad sons this year. - Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
No, James! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either!
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
I think it's crap, Colin.
Thank you.
The trouble with love is
Obviously, if you don't want to, you don't have to. I...
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
¿Donde esta mi maldito fontanero?
It's true.