Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
switch off your phone and tell me exactlyhow long it is that you've been working here."
Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
Cos this love's got me blind
Of course.
And your very loud typing
- Food? - No, thanks.
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
- Do you want to make a run for it? - Hold on to that.
The trouble with love is
george i told ya not to get a pole and swing and be stuck like a magnet! boing good riddance faye you uryrrh from misushwyy's shaigarbages!
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
- See you later. - Yes. Looking forward to it.
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- You know that? - Yes.
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Thanks, boss.
No, James! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either!
THE DODGY END
'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
¿Donde esta mi maldito fontanero?
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
Waiting to bloom
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
(With English accent) "Bottle."
A dozen roses, diamond rings
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
And Advise The Girls To Avoid Kevin If They Want Their Breasts Unfondled.
No, thanks.
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
The trouble with love is
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either.
Am I sad or not sad?
- She was rubbish. - OK, here's one.
backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
(Clears throat)
Think about it, for all our sakes.
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
Teresa My darling, my dream, my boat
It's a perfume. Gucci, wow.
There’s a fourth one?
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
He can't do that - she's our best waitress.
the ships tax has been invested by a treetop. yes cut the carbons! cut the iranges! i'm wanting in now! yes my words aren't useless lies honest! i'll fight for a 1% even if i have to! yes the pollution will see by 2911 the tax will be proven useful for parliament! yes you can rely on gillaster!
Everyday at DCAA! Fuck it all!
Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
- (Doorbell) - Hello. Sorry to disturb.
FGX068 Is ON
'they were all messages of love.
Not quite finished.
You baby
So tender and mild
- Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry.
ooooooh would we call that funny
'Blue are outselling me five to one
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
I said, "Over my dead body."
I really must do copies
- So, how's the Christmas party going? - Good.
Waiting for the rain
mid-fifties,
and Sam's darling mum was right.
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
You always talk to Peter.
And he’s got a big knob
Enough now.
Right, well, lucky you.
So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
I just felt like such a fool because...
They’re not funny, they’re art
testing
Don't do that.
God only knows what I'd be without you
Helpful.
- And ditto. - Thank you.
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
- Hello, Gavin. - My copper.
Er, yes, Peter.
Free as a bird. Fire away.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
spades king music
what would happen if i was a silouette marrying people off on the fire escape? oh god it wouldn't end well for the greenies and you'd support gay clutter tax marriage.
She lives next door.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I’ll be there
- You are the champion! - (Crowd) Shh.
'Keep your eyes closed.
- I just feel we've been bad sons this year. - Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
(Sighs)
This is shit, isn't it?
- Right. - I'd better be getting inside, actually.
It's true.
basically you're fucked, aren't you?
- (Sarah) Stop. - (Mobile)
*four
yes beryl mayoogniwuenfeeodkjwoedjfjfkxmakdcjdnqwkaksdodoxkrockerttsucewhiterette? what doyou want? i want to et all the rockkerotettes.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
Oh, look, don't be a moron.
Everyday at DCAA! Are you not entertained?!?!
No! Absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
So if you really love Christmas Love Christmas
All I want for Christmas
All right, bye-bye.
I think it's crap, Colin.
Carol. (Laughs)
Thanks, Alex. I don't think we're making progress here.
Lost in everything about you
Hello, you must be Tony.
(Portuguese) What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?
(Portuguese) Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache.
I want something I want something pretty
Banoffee pie?
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either
A classic fool.
It's all for you, sir
You're welcome.
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
A tiny insignificant detail
More than you could ever know You will ever know
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.
8 is a lot of legs, David
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all
'Tis but the work of a moment.
No.
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
- Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir.
I feel very proud
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
(Karen) It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem
Thank you.
Over and over again
Would you like it… giftwrapped?
(Chorus) Love, love, love
- Britney Spears. - Wow.
it's just a weird personality thing.
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.
- Well, girls love musicians, don't they? - Uh-huh.
No.
Birchanger, the dodgy end
Ooh, would I call good?
They’re all of me Jess looking at daddy’s photos
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
And may all of your Christmases
Santa won't you bring me my honey
IT’S A SELF PRESERVATION THING…YOU SEE
Obviously, if you don't want to, you don't have to. I...
And I can't breathe
You know she is, darling.
I swore I'd never love again
'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? -
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
'It's Billy Mack.'
No, I'd... I'd better not.
we're a thousand miles from earth da da da da do do do do da da we come here on a mission to find out what can be switch off the battery do do do do do da da wop as long as we're together there's no place i'd rather be do do do do do da wop wop woo woo da da do wop no place i'd rather be do do do woo woo da wop
You are on the road to disaster.
Where the fuck Are the fucking bids
Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
- No bloody holly. - But sir...
May your day
Right. Well, this is Gavin.
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.