Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You think this is full of clothes? Like hell it is.
Banoffee pie?
when your coworker compliments you on a reply-all
She lives next door.
I'd like to go to Wandsworth, the dodgy end.
(Sighs)
Obviously, if you don't want to, you don't have to. I...
And Advise The Girls To Avoid Kevin If They Want Their Breasts Unfondled.
- See you later. - Yes. Looking forward to it.
English girls. They're stuck up, you see.
- Do you want to make a run for it? - Hold on to that.
No, I'd... I'd better not.
Free as a bird. Fire away.
And I can't breathe
'lf you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find that love actually is all around.'
No! Absolutely not! We Can't And Won't Consult On That Either!
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either
¿Donde esta mi maldito fontanero?
Think about it, for all our sakes.
the ships tax has been invested by a treetop. yes cut the carbons! cut the iranges! i'm wanting in now! yes my words aren't useless lies honest! i'll fight for a 1% even if i have to! yes the pollution will see by 2911 the tax will be proven useful for parliament! yes you can rely on gillaster!
No.
It's true.
A dozen roses, diamond rings
Man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.
Please. All I want is one shot of me in a wedding dress that isn't turquoise.
And may all of your Christmases
A classic fool.
Where the fuck is my fucking wallet
FGX068 Is ON
I really must do copies
God only knows what I'd be without you
(Karen) It was a starry night in ancient Jerusalem
*four
we're a thousand miles from earth da da da da do do do do da da we come here on a mission to find out what can be switch off the battery do do do do do da da wop as long as we're together there's no place i'd rather be do do do do do da wop wop woo woo da da do wop no place i'd rather be do do do woo woo da wop
I want something I want something pretty
Thanks, boss.
'they were all messages of love.
(Chorus) Love, love, love
Enough now.
(Portuguese) Oh, my God, I've got a terrible stomachache.
THE DODGY END
- I just feel we've been bad sons this year. - Sounds fine. A bit boring but fine.
8 is a lot of legs, David
You are on the road to disaster.
I should have told her every day because she was perfect every day.
I just felt like such a fool because...
All I want for Christmas
testing
You always talk to Peter.
Where the fuck Are the fucking bids
Over and over again
Waiting for the rain
Ooh, would I call good?
Erm, I'm starting to feel...
And on this cold, cold night it's gonna be crowded and sweaty and stuff.
- And ditto. - Thank you.
The trouble with love is
All the local schools have joined together, even St Basil's...
Santa won't you bring me my honey
And now I've gone and said "shit". Twice. I'm so sorry, sir.
spades king music
what would happen if i was a silouette marrying people off on the fire escape? oh god it wouldn't end well for the greenies and you'd support gay clutter tax marriage.
- You admit the prostitutes were a mistake? - I do.
I was standing in for Brad Pitt once on Seven Years In Tibet...
May your day
And he’s got a big knob
So if you really love Christmas Love Christmas
Lost in everything about you
No! Absolutely not. We did not and do not consult on that either.
- Well, girls love musicians, don't they? - Uh-huh.
ooooooh would we call that funny
They’re not funny, they’re art
I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.
- (Doorbell) - Hello. Sorry to disturb.
- She was rubbish. - OK, here's one.
I feel very proud
All right, bye-bye.
Don't do that.
I think it's crap, Colin.
Look, the sheep are ready already and you're not even...
You know she is, darling.
Oh, look, don't be a moron.
It's all for you, sir
(Portuguese) What kind of idiot doesn't make copies?
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
I said, "Over my dead body."
switch off your phone and tell me exactlyhow long it is that you've been working here."
Cos this love's got me blind
Right, well, lucky you.
yes beryl mayoogniwuenfeeodkjwoedjfjfkxmakdcjdnqwkaksdodoxkrockerttsucewhiterette? what doyou want? i want to et all the rockkerotettes.
If you saw my sister, you'd understand why.
No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either.
- Hello, Gavin. - My copper.
backing vocals coordinated by her mother,
- Right. - I'd better be getting inside, actually.
A tiny insignificant detail
- How are you feeling? - Erm...
And your very loud typing
(With English accent) "Bottle."
- Food? - No, thanks.
No, James! Absolutely not. We didn't and do not consult on that either!
Hello, you must be Tony.
They’re all of me Jess looking at daddy’s photos
- So, how's the Christmas party going? - Good.
Hi, babe, how's it going? Yeah.
The trouble with love is Ooh, yeah
You baby
- It's all right. - Did you see what I did?
- Britney Spears. - Wow.
Come on, then. In the car. In the car.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
I'm naked and I want you at least twice before Jamie gets home.
mid-fifties,
It's a perfume. Gucci, wow.
- No bloody holly. - But sir...
Goodbye baby, baby bye bye
Er, yes, Peter.
IN CASE OF BAD GUYS! ABSOLUTELY NOT! DO NOT USE THE STAIRS! STAY ON THE ELEVATOR!
I feel it in my fingers I feel it in my toes
Everyday at DCAA! Fuck it all!
basically you're fucked, aren't you?
There’s a fourth one?
IT’S A SELF PRESERVATION THING…YOU SEE
'if you can't say it at Christmas, when can you, eh? -
So what do you reckon to our new prime minister?
Erm, this is my mum and my dad and my Uncle Tony and my Auntie Glynne.
Ah, Natalie. Hi.
(Clears throat)
No.
Helpful.
You've seen the films, kiddo. It ain't over till it's over.
- Actually, I really can't wait. - You won't regret it, sir.
God only knows what I'd be without you God only knows
'Blue are outselling me five to one
Right. Well, this is Gavin.
I hope to see much more of you as our countries work toward a better future.
Mm-mm! Absolutely not! We do not and didn't consult on that either!
'Keep your eyes closed.
Everyday at DCAA! Are you not entertained?!?!
Carol. (Laughs)
This is shit, isn't it?
Of course.
You're welcome.
Thanks, Alex. I don't think we're making progress here.
Send an embarrassingly big car and I’ll be there
- Sam, time for dinner. - I'm not hungry.
'Tis but the work of a moment.
Not quite finished.
More than you could ever know You will ever know
Teresa My darling, my dream, my boat
it's just a weird personality thing.
I feel it in my fingers In my fingers
I swore I'd never love again
No, thanks.
- You know that? - Yes.
No, I am on shag highway, heading west.
Wandsworth. The dodgy end.
'It's Billy Mack.'
Am I sad or not sad?
Birchanger, the dodgy end
Would you like it… giftwrapped?
and Sam's darling mum was right.
george i told ya not to get a pole and swing and be stuck like a magnet! boing good riddance faye you uryrrh from misushwyy's shaigarbages!
- (Sarah) Stop. - (Mobile)
The trouble with love is
Thank you.
I left Elton's and a hefty number of half-naked chicks with their mouths open
- You are the champion! - (Crowd) Shh.
Just leave them, please! They're not important.
Whatever. There's this big concert at the end of term and Joanna's in it.
So tender and mild
Waiting to bloom
Joni Mitchell is the woman who taught your cold English wife how to feel.
He can't do that - she's our best waitress.