Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That is so inconvenient.

- Ah. Natalie. - Sir.

- Oh, David. - Ah!

- Hello. - (Ringing continues)

The dizzy dancing way that you feel

Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.

We got what we came for

Between the two of us we'll find the answer and it won't hurt any more.

I've just tried the wedding video and it's a disaster.

And you and you

Welcome back, Bill.

(Bill laughing)

Chels in 30 years!

- you wee motherless mongrel. - Oh!

- Aren't you a bit young to be in love? - No.

But I can't hide

Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.

What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be at Elton John's.

So deep I can't sleep

Dreams for sale and fairy tales

'I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.'

I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS

They're not worth it!

Let’s go CG girls!

I hope it's useful.

- Well, Bill... - It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs...

So she's going to say her final farewell to you not through me but,

Lead vocals by ten-year-old Joanna Anderson,

- 'Do you mean that? ' - 'Of course I do, Michael.

- You think I should? - Yeah.

Are you gonna give me something?

(Sighs) It's just I know the old version so well, you know.

I'll go wherever you will go

All you need is love

(Otis Redding: White Christmas) I'm, I'm dreaming

To... Wisconsin!

‎ ‎ ‎ ‎

Right. Right. I understand that but I have decided...

Prime Minister?

Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.

- Oh. Am I sad or not sad? - I think you're not surprised.

Girl I'd marry you now if I were free

Dreaming of a white...

Good to have you back.

and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.

Let’s get pissed and watch porn

Yes! Wisconsin babes!

Some of her requests,

(Male DJ) 'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK

- Hey, gorgeous. - (Gentle growl)

Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special

But then I hear it call my name

Yeah, I can't see why not.

God only knows what I'd be without you...

(Inaudible through glass)

Yeah! No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!

RUTO MUST?? MUST GO

But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.

NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!

Thank you. Good.

Oh, what the hell is that?

Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.

Is, er, Natalie in?

NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT!

and get drunk with my fat manager...

OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.

I'll warm them up!

I look quite pretty

I hate uncle jakey

Where the fuck Is my fucking coat

- Wow. Thanks for that, Bill. - For what?

I can feel it in your heart beat

Meg på jobb når det ringer hjemmefra

No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.

Actually, I was serious - I don't know where it is. I'll have a look tonight.

Jack, yeah, I need a car.

And we can't even afford pajamas

She couldn't make it in. Family thing.

- Prime Minister. - Thank you very much.

she might fall in love with me. What do you think?

Not my boyfriend.

- (Portuguese) Where is Aurelia? - Why should I tell you?

in order to hang out with you at Christmas.

Excellent. Thanks a lot.

She's the coolest girl in school.

Well, perhaps you should come on later, Plumpy.

Like American girls. So I should just go to America!

Oh but now old friends...

See you got no say at all

Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.

No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either.

- Do you mind if I...? - I've probably taped over it.

Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily?

and for this, we ask you to forgive us.

Is the new prime minister in trouble already?

I just thought that maybe the time had come to do something about it.

Good luck, kiddo.

- Oh, I'm sorry. - Sorry.

No, right. Silence is golden.

and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm...

(Organ plays Wedding March)

Come on and let it snow