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Is the new prime minister in trouble already?
- Oh, David. - Ah!
Excellent. Thanks a lot.
We need the
I can feel it in your heart beat
Thank you. Good.
I'll warm them up!
I'll go wherever you will go
and advise the girls to avoid Kevin if they want their breasts unfondled.
Just leave it.
'I'm actually yours. With love, your Natalie.'
Like American girls. So I should just go to America!
- you wee motherless mongrel. - Oh!
So she's going to say her final farewell to you not through me but,
spades king
I look quite pretty
Girl I'd marry you now if I were free
Lead vocals by ten-year-old Joanna Anderson,
(Bill laughing)
Is she?
Billy, welcome back to the airwaves.
. .
Yes! Wisconsin babes!
I hope it's useful.
Yeah! No! Absolutely not! We didn't and do not consult on that either!
The dizzy dancing way that you feel
Which doll for Daisy's friend Emily?
But I wanted to say, I hope that can change.
Hello. Hi. Hello, darling.
God only knows what I'd be without you...
- Oh, I'm sorry. - Sorry.
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE CANNOT AND DO NOT CONSULT ON THAT EITHER!
Oh baby
Thank you so much, Mark, this is exactly what I was hoping for.
Just in cases
- Hello. - (Ringing continues)
Let’s get pissed and watch porn
I hate uncle jakey
No, absolutely not! We didn't And do not consult on that either.
Dreams for sale and fairy tales
- Prime Minister. - Thank you very much.
Meg på jobb når det ringer hjemmefra
(Inaudible through glass)
NOT REALLY! ABSOLUTELY NOT!
She couldn't make it in. Family thing.
and for this, we ask you to forgive us.
Right. Right. I understand that but I have decided...
And you and you
That is so inconvenient.
and get drunk with my fat manager...
But then I hear it call my name
here I am,
Yeah, I can't see why not.
- Hey, gorgeous. - (Gentle growl)
Some of her requests,
I just thought that maybe the time had come to do something about it.
OR Orientation
Ah...
Jack, yeah, I need a car.
at Christmas
Sorry?
Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day.
Oh but now old friends...
Oh, what the hell is that?
Right.
And we can't even afford pajamas
Come on and let it snow
Chels in 30 years!
Ruthless, trained killers are just a phone call away.
No, right. Silence is golden.
All you need is love
- (Portuguese) Where is Aurelia? - Why should I tell you?
Prime Minister?
Are you gonna give me something?
(Knocks)
she might fall in love with me. What do you think?
Where the fuck Is my fucking coat
She's the coolest girl in school.
We got what we came for
Er, Natalie.
(Organ plays Wedding March)
(Bell tinkles)
They're not worth it!
OK? OK, I'll talk to you later.
RUTO MUST?? MUST GO
Premier Furey to MUN Our special relationship is still very special
- Well, Bill... - It's a terrible, terrible mistake, chubs...
I FEEL IT IN MY FINGERS
Good luck, kiddo.
No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
(Sighs) It's just I know the old version so well, you know.
- Oh. Am I sad or not sad? - I think you're not surprised.
- Wow. Thanks for that, Bill. - For what?
Well, perhaps you should come on later, Plumpy.
I've just tried the wedding video and it's a disaster.
(Otis Redding: White Christmas) I'm, I'm dreaming
Is, er, Natalie in?
Welcome back, Bill.
(Male DJ) 'It's a rainy Christmas Eve all over the UK
- You think I should? - Yeah.
Actually, I was serious - I don't know where it is. I'll have a look tonight.
- 'Do you mean that? ' - 'Of course I do, Michael.
What the hell are you doing here? You're supposed to be at Elton John's.
See you got no say at all
- Aren't you a bit young to be in love? - No.
Good to have you back.
Between the two of us we'll find the answer and it won't hurt any more.
Dreaming of a white...
- Do you mind if I...? - I've probably taped over it.
and casually ignoring all those things that really matter to, erm...
To... Wisconsin!
in order to hang out with you at Christmas.
- Ah. Natalie. - Sir.
Da, Darling!
I'm in love.
Not my boyfriend.
So deep I can't sleep
But I can't hide
(Doorbell)
Let’s go CG girls!