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Negative helm control, Captain. Going reverse on impulse power!
Spock, this child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
Is there anything else?
I remember Lieutenant Ilia once mentioning she wore that.
Mr. Decker, I will contact you every five minutes.
Machine
only the normal functioning of the carbon-based units.
This is Epsilon IX, Columbia. Am boosting output. How read you this?
Report to me in one hour.
The machines interpreted it literally. They built this entire vessel
Permission to come aboard, sir.
It's how we all feel, Mr Spock.
This meme must evolve
my farts are long and loud and they smell
As in "frightened out of," Captain, sir.
-Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! -Deck five, Captain. Officer's quarters.
You did have a relationship with Lieutenant Ilia, Commander.
-Maneuvering thrusters, sir. -Hold station.
They're requesting damage and injury reports
Badly!
As much as you wanted the Enterprise, I want this.
Enterprise would be unable to function without carbon units.
Kirk-unit. V'Ger awaits the information.
Engineering to all decks,
Mr Sulu,
-Medic. -Medics are coming.
Unknown, sir.
I'm losing Starfleet! Interference from V'Ger!
Six...
Captain, Starfleet is sending this tactical on V'Ger's position.
Oversexed whorebots. Dating sites with dangerous gender imbalances.
Curious. I'm seeing images of planets, moons, stars,
If V'Ger destroys the Enterprise,
Sir, the Enterprise redesign increases phaser power
Fascinating. Not "Decker-unit"?
Why does V'Ger travel to the third planet
Precisely.
You are, Mr. Decker.
The machine inhabitants found it to be one of their own kind.
my farts are long and loud and they smell
both effective immediately.
Get someone up here to take the navigator's station.
The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use proton torpedoes.
All train compartments smell vaguely of shit.
They still have the intruder on their monitors. It's decelerating.
Kirk: Who is V'ger? Probe: V'ger is that which seeks the creator.
I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP
to coincide with the opening of the V'Ger orifice.
Divert auxiliary power to deflectors.
Captain Kirk, these messages will detail my attempt to contact the aliens.
surrounding alien vessel.
investigate and take whatever action is necessary
looking for its Creator.
If you are referring to the Kolinahr, Doctor, you are correct.
When they went into anti-matter imbalance,
Force fields up full. Put object on viewer.
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
and I'm witnessing some sort of dimensional image,
Thataway.
We can have you back on Vulcan in four days, Mr. Spock. Y’know, after the shakedown.
V'Ger needs the information.
Unbelievable technology.
All right, explanation. Why was my phaser order countermanded?
An answer? I don't know the question.
Travel pod available. Cargo six.
Why do they dislike carbon so much?
Heading?
Bones, there's a thing out there.
It's running our records! Earth defenses! Starfleet strength!
-Jim, this is a mechanism. -A probe, Captain.
to far more immediate and critical responsibilities.
We have been contacted.