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help us make direct contact with V'Ger.

I am concerned with that being our only source of information, Captain.

We've plotted a course on that cloud, Commander.

Captain, a maximum phaser strike directly at the beam

but only to V'Ger directly.

Spock, tell me.

From those positions,

I OFFER MY SERVICES AS SCIENCE OFFICER

Not a doctor who'll argue every little diagnosis with me.

and I hope we got this one off to a good start.

Photon tor-pee-dohs Away

Yes, sir. I’m the new PLO

temporary grade reduction to commander.

Impulse power, Mr. Sulu.

Shit up what the fuck

Tactical plot on viewer.

I have an exterior visual.

Science Officer Spock, reporting as ordered, Captain.

Spock! Spock! Spock!

-Position report, Navigator. -Computing new intersection course.

and complete vessel status.

Holding at 37.65 degrees.

Epsilon IX is monitoring the intruder. Keep a channel open to them.

Cloud composition, Mr Spock?

Star Trek The Motion Picture

which will not last more than three minutes.

Unable to make contact with Starfleet, Captain.

Voyager series,

V'Ger must evolve.

my surname is mucus

Resume duty stations.

Intermix set, bridge. Impulse power at your discretion.

-We know nothing about it as yet. -Precisely the point, Captain.

THEREFORE, DISQUS IS INCAPABLE OF BELIEVING IN THEM.

Yes, Captain. We witnessed a birth.

my farts are long and loud and they smell

Mind if I tag along, Captain?

-I cannot. -This Creator V'Ger is looking for,

Well, however it's pronounced, Mr Spock,

It wasn't your fault.

Captain, Voyager VI disappeared into what they used to call a black hole.

Clear the bridge, Captain?

Push the igniter-enable release to begin a 10-second countdown

Five years out there dealing with unknowns like this.

"The Creator does not answer."

Damn it, Bones. I need you.

They still can.

is less than three days away from this planet.

V'Ger is barren, cold.

The new screens held.

It's borderline on the simulator, Captain.

Helm control restored, sir.

Enterprise, they could be mistaking our scans as a hostile act.

Enterprise is the only Federation starship that stands in its way.

Engineering, what's happening to our force fields?

-Mr. Sulu, ahead warp 1. -Warp 1, sir.

Force field circuits E10 through 14 show ready for reactivation.

Yes, sir, I'll do that.

Mr. Scott, we need warp drive as soon as possible.

We don't know that, Mr Spock.

to conform with our initial IP with the intruder.