Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arm photon torpedoes!
That you left Delta IV? Or that you didn't even say goodbye?
-Who is V'Ger? -V'Ger is that which seeks the Creator.
Oh, my God.
list him as science officer,
Come on Gord, this is it Come on Gord, long live my new flesh
Amaranthine Voyage The Living Mountain
Wrong, Mr. Chekov, there are casualties.
That's within Klingon boundaries. Who are they fighting?
And Jim, no answers.
Come in, Columbia. Respond, please.
FASCINATING. NOT "DOKKEN-UNIT".
my farts are long and loud and they smell
Twenty-seven minutes. Mark!
All those vessels were called Enterprise.
I KNOW ENGINEERS THEY LOVE TO **** THINGS
Linguacode?
Which means, we will now be able to intercept intruder
She wishes to come alongside and lock on.
Non-belligerency confirmed.
THEY DO NOT.
Measures...
It doesn't seem interested in us!
Which will require 20 more hours at minimum.
To join with him.
That was the order, Mr. Sulu. Clear the bridge!
Granted, sir! Granted.
Those departure orders, 12 hours, Starfleet cannot be serious.
you received your appointment as Enterprise science officer?
as your continued predilection for irrelevancy demonstrates.
I'm afraid you're gonna have to double as science officer.
Faulty modules.
Aka jess
i liked the genie who came out of the mushroom
Navigator, lay in a new heading
Force fields! Full remaining strength! Total reserve!
i'm just plucking peppercorns, 1 2 3 4 5 grinding my own buisness
Hold position.
All decks brace for impact.
-Will? -Ilia.
the phasers were automatically cut off.
Enterprise, stand by. Enterprise, stand by.
Captain's Log, Stardate 7413.4.
seriously jeopardizes this mission.
Hydrosonic
And the engines, they're not even tested at warp power.
Sir, Starfleet computes the devices are proceeding
Fire!
-Carbon-based units? -Humans, Ensign Perez. Us.
-Departure angle on viewer. -Departure angle.
that created the wormhole in the first place.
V'Ger is transmitting a signal.
Space matrix restoration coils.
Insatiable curiosity.
Captain.
Well, any man who could manage such a feat,
Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert!
Carbon Unit Infestation
I remember when you recommended me for this command.
the real Lila's memory patterns are duplicated with equal precision.
Indications of some neurological trauma.
We have to replace Commander Sonak.
V'Ger.
I saw V'Ger's planet,
What we got back didn't live long, thankfully
Object is an asteroid, reading mass 0.7.
Our shields cannot handle another attack.
bring us into a parallel course over the alien at 500 meters.
Our only contact with our captor is that probe.
Absolutely, I will not interfere.
The point, Captain, is that it's you who's competing.
It's closing up.
"As Your Continued Predilection For Irrelevancy Demonstrates."
Confirmed, sir. Lunar beacons indicate intruder on a course into Earth orbit.
it's the Vulcan ritual that's supposed to purge all remaining emotions.
Captain, we've been seized by a tractor beam.
Engineering, stand by for warp drive.
Will,
Malfunction! Malfunction! Malfunction!
…These people know right from wrong.
redesigning and refitting the Enterprise.