Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my mom and dad got in a really big fight,

with Uncle Moke with the Internet porn.

you're gonna get out some tin foil,

All the, all the guys called the ladies "toots." "Hey, toots."

-Really? -I'm positive. Carol, please.

this reminds me of

-Fuck yes! -Carol: So good!

sucking the urine down the chute.

-That you would say some shit like that to me. -Leon, did you get

You've watched somebody else wash and went,

-Yeah, it's my job. It's what I do. Sometimes-- -The play.

And today I'm gonna clean your makeup brushes.

(with Southern accent): Well, I do declare. As I recall,

Nobody gives a fuck

General Lee was a loser.

The couch, the coffee table, the painting.

-My God. -Well, I'm gonna tell you

a little friendly with her, Leon?

-(Larry chattering) -(Carol wailing)

-How does that feel? -Feels pretty good.

-Okay, thank you. -I just have some information I think you ought to know.

My old glove. Oh, baby doll.

-(phone rings) -What are you doing?

and funerals, or sometimes TV shows.

-People hate surprise parties. -No, no, no, no.

I give my last will and testament to the waves

Nobody gives a fuck.

...in the Humboldt Current.

Wouldn't you wake up every morning, boom--

Yeah. Shortstop. I can't play short.

That's for sandwiches, a well-struck iron,

-Will you take care of that? Huh? -I got it, man.

You want me to make it so they can't?

And look at me, I'm putting out premade fuckin' salads from Metzler's.

-I'm still a little pissed off, but I come as a friend. -Of course.

-You do impressions? -Yeah. I do a lot. I can--

Be good, Sherry.

Good. So, um...

and my mom, she...

Yes. When I would leave a message on, on,

Oh, hey, Clive. This is, uh, Larry David, a good friend of Jeff.

-Why do you always wear black? -Larry: Yeah. Why?

-I'm back here! -Look what I got!

-Hey. -(Carol yelling)

-Ooh, she loved this stole. -Wow.

And when you drop off those biscuits,

-Larry! Larry! -(honks)

Before this journey, my life was bereft of the wind of purpose.

-Richard: Wow. No kidding. -Yeah.

-You-- Don't go! -(grunts)