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Yeah. And then I gotta clean up myself.
(air hissing)
Perished.
Fuck you, Larry.
Stay off the internet!
Bye-bye. I'll speak to you later.
Come here, come here. You blew it up?
LEON: Ooh!
the professional crier?
-Thank you. It reminds me of my mom. It's beautiful. -Yeah.
-You've never washed! -Don't tell me I haven't washed, Jeff!
-Yeah. -Take her for a spin.
Oh. Thanks.
I got a lot of ideas for the urinals.
-Oh, La Cage aux Folles. -You remember that?
You look down into a motherfucker's soul.
How you doin', there, Mr. Danson?
-Why would the motherfucker send you-- -I don't know.
No problem. He's gonna buy it. I'm a buyer.
a stole my mother had when I was a little girl.
Maybe we can get a-- create a vacuum or something,
Nobody gives a ____ about Vinny
Oh, no. You know, you don't, no. I...
-Thank you. -Richard: Beauty on beauty.
Come on. I'll introduce you to her.
Oh. You know who sent this? Freddy Funkhouser.
Ah, it's a-- It's a sex doll.
He thinks people are aware that he dresses in black.
I really got to see you do your thing.
(Leon laughing)
My final epitaph written in the froth and the foam.
Yes, yes. I do. They, um...
Tappin' that ass back in the days.
I've been a comic 48 years, and people expect me to be--
-Eres un pervertido. -No, no, no!
-(giggles) -Yeah, it was really special.
Thank you. Worked like a charm. She did great.
That would get a rise out of you? A woman going,
-Matilda: Mr. Larry! -(Larry grunting)
(indistinct chatter)
-So just throw this box out, will ya? -Ha-ha-ha.
Let her sit in the audience, she'll sob away.
(doorbell rings)
-(loud grunting) -I found your jack--
Be cool, Sherry.
And also, you know,
And here I am,
When those biscuits are warm,
A baby? You're 200 years old. You're gonna have a baby?
She's a professional crier.
Ah. A text from Jeff.
You use disgusting language around her.
-My mother's old mink stole. -Oh.
and the stole, it...
Oh, my God. Do you know how many errors I made with this glove?
She's got an opening she's trying to fill.
Oh. It's a...
It's Marty's half-brother.
Yeah. And, uh...
No, I'm just deflating her!
-I don't have to buy your defense on this. -You saw it!