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-Excuse me. No browsing. -I'm not browsing.
-Oh, okay. Yeah. -Prototype is pretty fuckin' good, though, man.
the more I'm convinced
Should drop this shit off at a nursing home.
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I quit! You're worse than Miss Susie!
and the other day at the house...
You know what? Actually, uh,
Those are making a big comeback, too.
I wish I'd brought a cardigan or something.
Is that what you want to hear? It's fake!
-If I lived in the fuckin' '40s... -Yeah.
I wanna see what the fuck she was working with.
-Susie, I brought you a movie star. -Susie: Ah, bravo!
-It's my mother's stole. -Excuse me. Officer, he is mocking me.
I heard the... the honk of the train,
I just wanted to congratulate you on that...
her Tuesday-Thursday moved out of town.
When you're hot, you can only take so much off.
Thank you, Clive.
-You do not have special hands! -I do. They're very special.
The pathos of this character.
The thing is, I have kind of an agreement with her.
we, uh...
No, those are Susie's days.
Get rid of that fucking thing.
-I would have been much more effusive. -Really?
See, when they wore those things,
She doesn't wanna work here. She can't stand you!
-Big fuckin' deal, man. Clive Owen, man. -(doorbell rings)
-(MOANS) -(MOANS)
-So what do you want me to do? -I can't believe I fell for that story.
-Clive: Oh, no. -Carol: Read it! Yes!
Hey, do anchovies only go on pizza?
Carol: I saw the lights of the train, and I...
Yeah. And I remember when I was 12,
-Look what I got. -Wow.
-"Poo-poo-be-doop"? -Fuck, yeah.
Goodbye, Kon Tiki.
I just want to say I really enjoyed the show. Good job."
All right. You know what? That's him.
Oh, I mean, you inspired me. Your performance was incredible.
-Miss Susie. -Susie: Oh!
Hi. How you doin', Lionel?
Oh, my God.
you're gonna pick up my laundry and take it to the Fluff and Fold.
so your johnson don't overshoot
Let me clean it, 'cause it's a little bit dirty.
-Larry: Clive, Clive! -Clive! Come on!
-(air squeaking) -Cheryl: God.
-How's it going today? -Good.
-Check it out. -Maybe I will.
Did you know that? I can put my hands in boiling, scalding water,
Uh, I saw the show last night.
'Cause that would be bad. 'Cause then I would feel like I was duped.
-Okay-- -Hold on a second, here.
Now there is no day, no night, just the relentless...
-Bye, you guys. -Enjoy that stole.