Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Listen to me.
-Clive: Hey! -Bravo! What a performance.
-And I polished all the doorknobs. -Good.
That's what you thought when you came to see the play?
Yeah, I remember. That was on Broadway, yeah.
I'm telling you, she takes initiative.
it meant so much to her.
Well, that can't happen,
You seemed very moved. It was very inspiring.
Clive: I have the purpose, but not the wind.
It's land!
Pity the man, who thought
Oh, boy.
The fuck could that be? (laughs)
-because that's what I'm paid, but I would have cried-- -Did somebody pay you?
Good to see you.
You know, I want to apologize if, um...
In the UK they have, uh, cucumber sandwiches, right?
Oh. It was a very emotional play.
Oh, my God.
That's a cock-and-bull story if I ever heard one.
-Is he going to get warm? -Larry: My God.
-Officer: Hey, what are you doing? -I want my stole!
-I love that motherfucker-- -Yeah. He's like lost at sea or something.
You're gonna clean my makeup brushes.
-Mm. -...what do you expect them to do?
And when you accuse me
-What kind of question is that? -(chuckles)
-You see, there. -...to get your stole?
-She gave it to me. -You can't take it back!
I am so completely jealous.
Clive: She's a good ship, the Kon Tiki.
-Oh. Hi. -Hi.
-I like it. -You sure do.
Yeah, and you went down-- and you had Chinese food.
as a comedian hearing big laughs, right?
-Susie: Ha-ha. -So, here's to the play.
Well, I haven't washed 'em in a while, but--
Hmm.
-A sex doll. -Yeah. Her name's Sherry.
That's where we're at. No disease.
-Richard: Oh, no. -I didn't even get to have lunch.
Look out. It's really catching on now.
Okay, here we go. It says,
Yeah, they have a nurse's outfit,
-Moke, I am not kidding. -Just don't kid me.
-No, I can tell. I loved it, too. -Yeah.
Your ex-husband, he's fucking...
Ever since you left him that message
Yeah, I suppose.
-N-No. -Take a shot at the doll.
-He's great. Really great. -Clive Owen: I am completely alone.