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-two planks about this wide. -Okay.
and I'm going to his show tonight. It's a one-man show.
that I need to work with on Tuesdays and Thursdays, so--
That's how she got the mink in the first place.
-who refuse to weep with me. -(sobbing)
(women sobbing)
and you're dropping 'em off at my office.
Now there are no days, no nights.
-You ironed the napkins! -Yes.
-I'm really good. -You've never washed a dish in your life.
(cheering, whistling)
-Can you get to work on this thing right away? -Yeah, of course. Yeah.
-Yeah. I'll get right on it. -Hey. Let's talk timeline.
-I don't need gloves! -Let me see those hands.
(engine revving)
-(scoffs) What? Insufficient praise? -Yeah.
Is he for real?
You should've given me one of these.
Perished!
a little something what you're gonna do.
-I do well. I do well. -(Carol chuckles)
Shit. Got the prototype done, huh?
Moke.
Well, kinda.
-Wow. -Your mother didn't fall into the subway tracks.
And Carol broke up with me.
and it's worse to be cold, than hot.
Oh, no. I'm not gonna be working with Miss Susie anymore.
-Oh, you're not? -No, I'm not.
That's insane!
Have a great day.
Clive seems to think it was insufficient praise.
I'll stick 'em under any hot water you can find, okay?
and I'm scared that the critics are gonna kill him.
Like the American Girl! Right, right.
No, it's actually worse to be hot than cold.
-Oh. -Fuck, yes!
Praise be!
-What kind doll? -Eh, you know, I collect them.
I'm having a surprise party for Jeff for his birthday.
-Yeah, yeah. Have you ever played around with 'em? -No!
-Slipped my mind. -Slipped your mind.
you kind of started it off. I think you should step in.
-(WHISPERS) He's here! -ALL: Surprise!
-(laughing) -Susie: Want to hear it in your beautiful, dulcet tones.
and you fucking breached, asshole.
she's in the background sobbing.
-You buying this? Of course I'm gonna buy it. -Moke.
-(whispers): People are just sobbing. -Goodbye, Kon Tiki.
And he is paying. He's doing the chat rooms now.
-There you go. I appreciate that. -Susie: Matilda?
♪ ♪
-Hey. -Hey.
-Yeah, I got Metzler's. -Fanta-- I love Metzler's!
-Keep the stole. -No, you take it.
You said you were going to deflate it.
(door opens)
I really enjoyed it. Uh, good job.
-Kon Tiki. -Cheers.
-Chinese girl? -Yeah. He sent me a nice e-mail. He's lovin' it.
-Yeah. -Yeah?
You didn't try and get a little friendly with her, did you?
ladies and gentlemen carried themselves a certain way.
-That's how they did it back in the day. -What does that even mean?
on a woman's phone, I would always get in trouble