Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Nah. That shit is old-school.

-How do you do? -How do you do?

It's an old-school joke right here, man.

You thought it's crazy that someone would do this.

Mr. Danson has just become

I've never had a housekeeper that does this.

-"Oh, I could be good at that. I could do that." -I know I'm a great dishwasher!

My only companion was a parrot

Hey, what are you doing?

-Thank you so much. Thank you very much. -You're welcome.

You know, if there's a sad moment,

I haven't even asked you what you do.

-Thank you for everything. -Susie: Bye, Carol.

-Just, just cucumbers? -Jeff: No, there's cream cheese in there.

-No, she's not! -I'm crying!

Yeah, well, you ruined another woman for me.

Larry: Really. Clive was so good. I really loved the show.

Oh, guys, I gotta go to work. I gotta go.

MAN: Why did you pass me?

-Crying? -No, that's crying. That's not crying.

-All right, I'll think about it. -No, don't think about. Do whatever it is.

on the platform, my, uh,

It feels good. It's something you're connecting to.

You know what, if it means that much to you, I...

-I want you to have it. I want you to keep it. -What?

"Clive Owen's portrayal of Thor Heyerdahl

It was such a great night. And then when we came out,

I'll stick my hands in the sink right now. Put it on as hot as you want.

Leon! What the hell's going on?

-Thank you. -Yeah, you're welcome.

-Metzler's. So, they're supposed to be fantastic. -Yeah, it looks great.

-What's the name of it, Lar? -Yeah, Metzler's.

-That's very difficult. -I lost my mom!

Anyway, I just want you to know, you're doing a fantastic job.

and they started pushing each other, and... (sighs)

None of this has been real.

-Funerals sometimes. -You get paid to go to funerals and cry?

You could put hickeys on that motherfucker if you wanted to, man.

-Carol, give me the stole. -Get-- Larry!

I don't know how to do this fucking shit!

-Mm-hmm. -And I would like to work Mondays

I named her Kon Tiki

-I had this when I was eight years old. -Wow, man.