Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd like to introduce you to Mr. Ted Danson.
he signed Clive Owen, he's a big deal.
That's, uh... you know,
-No, you're not. -Yes, I am.
-Hey, baby. -A professional crier. What the fuck is that?
I think you gave it a name. You're keeping it around the house.
Hey. I just thought of something.
Stay off the Internet.
That, my friend, is the pee cube.
-A gag gift? You're sending me-- -No, no, no. It's a real gift.
Do you have any problem if we turn on the heat lamp?
-Lewis's girlfriend. -Yeah?
-Yes. -(flatly): "Hi. This is Larry David.
Well, but we have seven people here and we're fine.
Yeah, I, I, I know, but she's cold,
-I'm sorry! -Geez. I'm so sorry.
Oh! So, you know what?
(theme music playing)
♪ Poo-poo-be-doop ♪
they have a flight attendant, a cheerleader.
-You're welcome. -Thank you.
digging deep and doing everything I can,
just to grab the stole, because... (sobs)
-The pee cube? -Yes.
I gotta think about it. I don't know what to do. I gotta, you know,
That's like Mary Ann from fuckin' Gilligan's Island.
Maybe you should try necrophilia.
-This is unbelievable! -Don't Perry Mason her.
(sobbing)
Everything's going. My-- I--
Oh! Praise be, Tiki!
I'm so sorry. I don't know. I was just trying to save the guy some money.
-Yes? Okay. -Ah.
-And then, so, two of these? -Yeah.
I'm Clive.
What, what is this, Mr. Larry?
Look, there's no defecation in the building.
-You can never have enough criers. No. -Abs-- I know. You can't.
I mean, it's hard to do now. Bec-- You know, it's--
-Why would they say, "Poo-poo-be-doop"? -It's a cute thing.
All the free porn on the Internet. Why stick with magazines?
-Bye, baby. -Take care, baby.
Stand up there for 90 minutes, on your own, a one-man play?
Doot-doot-doot. "Penis detected." Woot.
She wanted Chinese, I wanted Italian.
His shows are not as good. It's affecting his performances.
I, I want you to have it.
-You're gonna leave Susie, regardless? -Yeah, regardless.
Another week without wind.
-Comeback? -Yeah.
That's a doll.
No, it's all day. It's a problem. It's all he does.
I got a package from discreet shipping.
-You know what? -What?
They even have, um, a, a maid!
Yeah! Yeah!
and you give that for a sandwich.
What the hell is that?
Could you do that?
you gotta almost give your own performance
Aah!
You tell him how much you liked it.
I get paid to go to, you know, TV shows, commercials.
"is as nuanced, varied, and moving
a little crazy.
I'll help you clean up.
You can't get rid of this thing. You're fuckin' her, aren't you?
-Oh, this is your father? -Yeah, he's just looking. I'm a buyer.
-Richard: A little chilly. -I'm cold suddenly.