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I bet I can overcome your childhood fears.
Our advance sales are three times ahead of our other parks.
- Cindy, stay. - Sandy.
(Bystanders gasping)
(Mike) Yeah, I know. I know.
(Kay) No! (Mike) No?
Opposite side of the lagoon.
Stop.
Hey, Brody! Come back here!
'OK, sweetie.'
'Some concussion but they do the trick.'
(Mike, Kay, muffled) 'Go! Go! '
Ah, excuse me, gentlemen. Be comfortable now.
(Woman) You've been chosen for your neatness,
Nice spins, Danny. I'll meet you at the holding tank.
'It's too strong a current the other way.
(Engine starts)
- Come on, paddle! - I am.
Can't see shit down there! Get me some medical attention, quick!
(Door closes)
All right. I've had enough fun. Let's go in now.
(Chuckle)
- You're his boss. - Yeah, ask Woodbury, OK?
Kelly!
No, the current's too strong goin' the other way.
- What the hell is that? - Shit! Hang on!
(Overman) Now what do we do?
Charming. Philip FitzRoyce.
Oh, Casper.
Wait a second. Isn't that Kelly's car?
- Thanks, Fred. - All right.
OK. Here we go.
(Girl) Come on, Richie. I got a date tonight!
- What, is this all his stuff? - Yeah. Doesn't figure.
Come on.
I need my wallet!
- 'We'll be out of radio contact.' - OK, Dr Morgan.
(Woman) How did that thing get in there?
- Oh, cheers. - Cheers.
You got it.
- The boss, right? - I gotta go to work.
(Man) I'm getting contradictory readings from the filtration pumps.
(All shouting, laughing) No overtime!
Yee-hah! Ride 'em, cowgirl.
(Groans) I put your wet clothes in the dryer, sweetie.
(Man) Oh, my God! Look at that!
Then we'll patch it and weld the whole thing.
(PA) 'Sea World, in honour of opening day... '
- Come on, Mike. - Get out of there!
(Calvin) 'Film all right? TV picture looked cloudy.'
Once you've got your Sea World guide apparel,
All this week has been, and continues to be, preview week,
(Muffled) Pull the door!
You all right?
Stop, stop, stop. Shh! Wait a second.
(Screaming continues)
Ow!
Feel the air! Can you feel the air?
(Philip) 'Baby claymores. Good dispersion.
Hmm?
Try to be calm. Don't rush to the door.
(Man) Damn it, Kelly! Do the job!
Yeah.
If any facility can maintain a white, it's us.
I bet you can.
'For Charlene's sake, I sure hope he's all right.'
He needs eyes in the back of his head.
'I built this park, and I'm not gonna see some visiting fireman blow it up
- I'm begging you tonight. - You don't have to beg.
Maybe Venezuela can use some trained whales.
Ah.
(Giggling)