The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

At least I'm not too late.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Yeah, they are.

Even after seeing what the new miracle drugs like newt eggs and wahoo bark can do, there's still folks that won't accept modern medicine.

We got company, so be polite.

Now go and tell all the employees, less shirk and more work.

Tell me, doctor.

City quacks living in the dark ages.

I'm afraid you're a very sick man.

Critters are supposed to be seen and not heard.

That'll be easy.

You don't have a thing to worry about.

It's got the distractions one has to put up with as a bank president.

After all, they're having to go through an unnecessary operation.

Doubt it.

I hope seeing me in person isn't a disappointment.

My wife?

As Dale said, to expect anything.

Only if all else fails.

You look a little like a meat cutter.

You never told me what happened when you saw Mr. Goodbody yesterday.

I guess so.

I give the patient a shot, and see how long it takes his nose to turn red.

I got everything I need to examine Mr. Goodbody, except my muscle tone tester and my blood pressure checker.

Sayin' hello to you, Esmeralda.