The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

Boy, sure strange to think how crude things was then.

That's right.

Beg your pardon?

You wouldn't have to worry if you let Granny take care of you.

I'm a physician, ain't I?

I'll see what's keeping her.

Now, we rejoin a journey to misery.

Can't even take a decent snapshot.

With me on that truck, they'll be a doctor within a few minutes of any automobile accident.

I know, but I did have to do it for Granny.

Our old hound dog, Duke, used to sit on the seat beside me and howl.

Oh, you should have said something.

She says he's a character.

Unfortunately, a trap is only as good as its bait.

But where is he?

Granny, you got a four-leaf clover?

That blame fool.

That's more constructive than watching this moronic soap opera dribble.

Even after seeing what the new miracle drugs like newt eggs and wahoo bark can do, there's still folks that won't accept modern medicine.

Ellie, go boil some water.

Hi, Mr. Goodbody.

Yeah, yonder it is.

They've got themselves a sponsor.

Uh, we went up to his house, but nobody answered Granny's knock.

Did you find that Goodbody fellow you was after?