The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

Well, I'm going to perform an operation on a few secretaries, like cutting off their salaries.

You don't even think enough of me to get the measles or break a finger now and then.

But where is he?

And it breaks my heart to think how my own family is so healthy.

Help!

Oh, you should have said something.

Thank goodness you made it.

Even after seeing what the new miracle drugs like newt eggs and wahoo bark can do, there's still folks that won't accept modern medicine.

Gee, I hope the diagnosis is something serious.

Of course I got a four-leaf clover.

Now go and tell all the employees, less shirk and more work.

It's betraying a patient's trust.

Well, thanks for the advice on meeting fellas, Miss Jane.

Drop that stuff!

Of course we are.

Hello!

All right, Rex, we're almost ready to operate.

No.

I'm gonna pack up a few things and go back up there, and get in one way or the other.

You had a siren back there, Granny?

All right.

Where am I going to find that good-bodied goober before he gets on the operating table tomorrow?

Is it worth it?

Eyesight perfect.

Well, she said they was all at her office waiting for big diagnosis.