The Soap Opera - The Beverly Hillbillies [S06E26]

Of course we are.

Boy, is Granny happy you come.

Even after seeing what the new miracle drugs like newt eggs and wahoo bark can do, there's still folks that won't accept modern medicine.

Are you a fisherman?

Haven't I passed your test?

And maybe he don't even need tonic anymore.

Which leaves about a jug's worth for you.

I guess you're right.

Can't do this.

So long for time.

Gee, you will never guess who's in my office.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Oh, you mean the one they talk about on television?

No.

Now, if you can just go up there and put on a little friendship act.

Maybe.

Good thing I got something this snazzy.

You're all a bunch of quacks.

We got company, so be polite.

Did you find that Goodbody fellow you was after?

I lost my head for a moment.

Well, there's nothing here but your job.

Telephone nurse.

But I'm not going to mince words either.

We're on the air.