Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We'll put on a possum festival, and a possum queen, and a possum parade.
Bye.
You just be pleasant.
Why?
You're shouting again.
It is a doozy!
Oh, no, you don't!
Yeah, mister, you got the key.
You heard?
That's Ellie Mae's specialty.
Why, there's a fortune in prizes, startin' with the weighin' in ceremony.
How about rock slinging and mud wrestling?
Well, you have Miss Hathaway's word.
Mr. Clampett, hello, hello.
Television?
We just thought we'd come down and say goodbye to Miss Jane, but then we heard she was down at the airport fetching you, so we thought we'd wait and say goodbye.
Well then, it's settled.
I begged, I pleaded, they just wouldn't listen.
Well, how are things in Chicago?
She's the one that always takes first prize with her doilies at the county fair.
Yes, sir, when we get to the bank, I'm going into that vault and fondle every bill.
Well, you've seen us, so goodbye.
Because I'm not going over there begging and pleading.
Viacom.
Now Duke, you're the oldest, so you'll be in charge while we scum.
What have you done with them?
Congratulations, Granny.
And furthermore, you tell her for me that she ain't nothing.