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Okay, let's have it.
Sit down, Granny.
Did Miss Hathaway get that parade permit?
You're gonna have to go some to beat that big blowout back in Sibley.
Not that kind of talk!
Here's your choice for possum queen, Granny, Granny.
Citizens of Apple Valley, have you ever thought of changing the name of your community to Possum Valley?
Mule shoein' contest?
Yeah, Granny, that ought to be enough to get us plumb home.
She used to sport it.
And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.
Never mind Chicago.
Any ride in a parade?
but never the other way around.
Throw it at him.
Look what it done for Sibley.
Every year, the same day.
Bye.
She thinks she's so all fired, high and mighty in her big limousine.
You know another Lady Bird Hacklemire?
Why are you still in this house?
Please!
Now, hurry up and load the other stuff.
I got my best Sunday go-to-meeting outfit in there, and I don't want it falling off on the way home.
Here comes Miss Drysdale.
Although there will be free cider passed out.
It was a dirty trick, and I'm going to see that she withdraws immediately and lets you win.
It'll be worth it.
The city of Beverly Hills refuses to allow a possum festival, a possum parade, or the celebration of Possum Day in any way, shape, or form.