Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I should not be running with a sword!

If you're gonna be a baby and not suck dick, that's fine with me.

I don't need you two weighing me down!

Yeah, it's a family recipe.

I run your entire organization, Michelle.

a wee bit of your Scotch last night.

Okay? You're a real B-I-T-C-U-N-T in the morning.

I'm not even wearing the mask.

No, I'm gonna bring 'em... I'm keepin' 'em up!

Have you seen Texas Chainsaw Massacre? No.

Just give him the contract!

Is that going in your pocket? Helen's probably pocketing it.

Yeah, it's... It's Jim. Jimberly. Jim?

And you guys are gonna need help, and I'm a helpful guy.

I have no personal stakes in it. It's just business to me.

Be my guest and, I don't know, build some

You're the only one talking. It's hilarious.

That is very cool.

Do you know what the fascinating thing is

No! They can't, anyway, no.

I think it's pretty advanced, Claire.

She's with Michelle? Yes.

That I'm tremendously inspiring? Yeah.

I had Destiny's Child reunite

God, for the last time, you're not a samurai, Ronald.

With chocolate!

and we'll start with whipercoe's whipers and whiptrical yes 1300 whipcoe's yes torser mommy poo tous! fhop! fhop! fhop! yes three quick torses torse! torse! torse!

This man needs medical attention, stat!

I made myself available for you 24 hours a day

based on the pyrotechnics we used tonight.

beryl bust the bad brent with the bad guys she got at a drug bust in liverpool and bust her barrel of balls. and she bust the bumpy snow geese with humping bad benjamins legs and bust her mouth ulcer and bust the bad mynah birds.

If I have to wait for an elevator, one of you is carrying me up the stairs

That's true, but you screwed me over 25 years ago, you bitch.

What's the matter with me?

What do you think you're doing?

Well, but you're welcome, here.

We were jostling each other's bosoms like...

That sweater is the equivalent of a sandwich board

You say, Be more helpful. And I'm trying to be helpful.

'Cause I'm pretty sure I have a...

Mike, no. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That sounds false.

All right. What's with all the long faces?

Yeah. I feel like my blood sugar's dropping.

And you earned it.

How does she do it? I want in.

I have Rachel to think about.

A-ha. What is your name?

My mom's gonna run this place.

I'm always here. This is my shift.

Please don't forget you have an interview first thing Monday.

Oh, Jesus! Jesus Christ.

No! I'm getting our company back!

You left so suddenly.

Namaste, Claire. Thank you.

never talk to Rachel like that again.

and I am the 47th wealthiest woman in America.

to just be, like, creeping around in the background.

Listen, Ida, I know you're still mad at me, and I don't blame you.

What is going on here?

This should really just take a minute.

I don't think you know who you're talking to.

a special new badge for the Dandelions.

What do golfers do on their day off?

No, I was assuming that a town car

You know, she thought a town car was coming!

something you're probably gonna dabble with in college,

We're participating in the American Dream.

That's how much I believe in this. What do you say?

Got twenty bank accounts Accountants count me in

He's always playing possum.

When's Michelle coming back?

I would. You know I have a kid to think about, so...

You have an amazing product.

Okay, all right! Okay. All right. There's gotta be a way down!

What am I always saying?

Well, I'm going as fast as I can.

And I'm real sorry I screwed that up.

So under no circumstances...

Michelle, don't make out with the sociopath!

Your a Real B I C U N T

All right! Woo! Look at this group!

and I'll slide into home base.

They said I wasn't a good fit.

There is a bunch of people gathered in the break room...

It's just insider trading! Everybody does it!

These girls are gonna earn some real money

Ooh, I like your new bitches.

Well, I feel it's time you become more adventurous.

I can't tell if you're joking because I did tell you

until tomorrow morning.

Hey, you know what, I went with an old bra tonight, too, so...

You're making me feel very insecure right before my date.

Hannah, you're gonna stick with it.

I got this promotion locked!

We are not partners, Claire!

To pledge my allegiance to you, milady, I'll do it.

Oh, and thank you for the new sofa! You really shouldn't have done that.

Hannah, give me some space.

Michelle, you can't sleep in my bed. I don't want you in here.

It's a little complicated for me.

You know what? You made a good business...

They're not gonna bite you.

I am a successful businesswoman.

I can never get enough

Suck My Dick Gigantor

You did say that Claire

It feels good. I need to be comfortable.

Oh, come on! Wait a minute!

If anyone's curious, I do think I know how to fix this.

I think I could be a pretty big asset to you on that account.

They're pulling in, in one year, $32,500,000.

Hi! Sorry, baby. Michelle was supposed to pick you up.

You've got no capital and nobody likes you.

Could be behind one of those creepy paintings.

Sweetie, she loved your picture.