Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That money goes back into great programs for the girls.

You're the closest thing to a family I've ever had.

Money, money, money. Ida Money Marquette.

Cell phone, landline?

'Cause they will.

You see this shit.

I once made love on a pool table

Okay. I gotta sit down.

Go to hell, Michelle! Go to hell!

Okay? Right there?

I'm free tomorrow at 7:30. Bring your A-game.

Give me back what's mine.

- You know what? Let's go up to $10 a box. - Hey!

You looking to get into the brownie business?

Is this 9800 Michigan? I'm late for a birthday party.

'Bout time, Claire. I love it.

Martha Stewart got everything back.

She was my yin, I was her yang.

And consider staying away from self-tanner altogether.

Oh, you know what? I think you dropped something right here.

So, hey, I wanted to tell you.

You make a good point. Claire, I'm sorry I got you into this.

Go ahead, go ahead.

So get in there.

but I'm going to make you pay through the teeth.

All of her stuff is gone.

Why are you dressed like that?

I'm just kidding, but if you want to...

My mom never lets me drink coffee.

I don't need you and you're gonna be sorry.

Get me the SEC.

It's been so long.

Wait a minute! Why are we running up?

Wrong dick, wrong time, Mike.

Michelle, why are you in my bed?

Bring us a bottle of whatever the lady would like

Cool. You guys do that? What's with that?

Can you, uh, grab the mic for a sec?

Renault is orchestrating a hostile takeover

And we all have our little secrets, Claire. Right?

Michelle Darnell was sentenced to five months in federal prison

Thank you, Tito. What a night!

Whatever, either one.

You have a kid?

I'm self-tanning and my legs are still wet.

I love this sweater.

Claire knows this. He's all old-school pen and paper.

very much like Hogwarts, to give you a visual.

You got a real hefty lung capacity there.

And, also, you have to start pulling your weight around here.

I think maybe we should

Hey! Yo, Dana! Hey, hey, hey.

No, it does not. It does not.

No, it's from when she was a baby. But it's very comfortable.

Spaghetti passed away last night.

Let's do it, people!

I wanna remind you I was wounded, I was a little tipsy.

Where'd you get that?

I'll tell you what.

I have a video of it. Do you wanna see?

Yeah, I'm not following.

I like Gordon Lightfoot.

Wait, what do you mean get the contract?

Okay. I still don't think you should be here.

I'm a single mom and I really try to, you know,

- No, she won't. - I'm kidding.

I can't hear you, Chicago!

I never got your name.

Well, I'm at work!

So, thank you for the groveling. Good bye!

What do you say?

Hungry and angry. You hangry, Meshal.

I have been talking ad nauseam here.

Thank you, Tom. You're so sweet.

It feels good to kind of put the shine and polish back on again.

yes i'm raelene snell and i live at miss maud don't i? yes you do no wonder you scoffed all the food!

All right, well...

I can barely urinate.

Hungry and angry. You hangry, Claire.

And I won't stop now

Absolutely. More power.

Michelle, I'm not so good with heights, you know.

You know... So thank you, I guess, for breaking into my home.

All I do is win, win, win no matter what Got money on my mind

It's kind of a secret weapon.

Hey, suck my gears, germinator

Listen, jailbird.

Whoa! What's girl-on-girl stuff?

You seem like a real Cumbersnatch.

Okay, what do we say if somebody doesn't want to buy?

Michelle, are you all right?

and she realizes that I have realized it as well...

I'm cutting you loose and sailin' off!

Actually, Michelle,

We are actively and definitely poaching girls from this meeting.

Oh, thank you! That's so supportive, Ron.

Since none of us are actually armed, minimal jail time.

Wait. I'm sorry.

Well, that's not why I did it.

Let's take a poll, show of hands.

Okay? You know that.

MD going in on the verse 'Cause I never been defeated

it used to be amy winehouse partying one offs a lot and drugging and drinking wine on her music to relax but she quit so it would be ashley gallagher taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.

Don't hog it all.

Michelle, language!

How wealthy am I?

We are gonna help you save for your college education.

No, no, no. Anybody else, yes, but not him.

I apologized. I heard you.

Take that and buy me something!

You're not gonna cut anyone with that knife and we all know it.

You work your ass off to get what you want.

that can go towards a college fund,

They call it a vaguvenation!

Can 't never count me out

How's that old ball-and-chain Pam treatin' ya?

I was trying to be a team player.

Because your sofa threw me against a wall,

Yeah, I knew you were leaving.

I know what I'm gonna do.

You know what? A little birdie told me