Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I try to get better actors, but I just...

And, if so, how many troupes are we talking about here?

This is Chrystal. It's one of the Darnell originals.

only to have them come over to my personal living room

I mean, it's a terrible job.

may have cried themselves to death

A little back and forth.

If she could sell teeth, she'd rip kids' teeth out.

What? Oh, my God. Did you take a vow?

You don't even want our company!

It just looks like two basset hounds

I'm gonna sue the pants off her. Oh...

Yeah. Spaghetti died last night.

Up down, up down, up down

I do not like it! And I do not like it.

I wanted to tell you earlier actually, on a serious note.

Perfect, kill or be killed.

They're all gonna spiral down.

How do you even know about that?

I have to keep my job, Michelle.

That's a good point. MVP, Claire.

We want to get 'em when they're angry and fresh going in.

Well, it's old, but it's comfortable, so...

I dinged my pelvis again.

She's like our leader.

Ooh. Don't struggle, baby!

And so, due to some unforeseen complications,

The Chi's champion

should i get another grandma to fill in for you raelene? no dear i'm good enough.

So once I was actually waiting here in the dark,

Now are we talking part-time or full-time employees here?

I am actually a demon. I'm a phoenix.

Well, you made me throw it away. Okay.

Claire, my quarterback,

This is not about me and you!

Oh, it's a nursing bra.

who's filling in for lucy colman? lesley cooper.

I gotta know how much are you selling these boxes for?

kate no panties

Oh, it's ringing.

Normally, I wouldn't just drop in.

Section 509, but return on investment...

Look at that. I can't even feel that.

and her yeti of a daughter gets in your face,

Huh. I did not peg you for a Cumbersnatch

I said, Get your tongue out of the picture.

Come on! There we go!

Who wants to make some money?

I just don't get it.

Oh, my... Greatest. Okay.

you stupid ginger!

She's so many things.

Hey, Chrystal! I'm coming for you!

'Cause all I do is...

So it was... It's positive...

Michelle, get up! Get up!

If we were... You need to...

It was like a tremendous show of support.

for insider trading and defrauding the Securities Exchange Commission.

You get points that can apply to your canoe trip.

- Michelle! Michelle! Michelle! - Michelle?

Wrong, you get a big plate of bullshit!

It's not a compliment.

Do you want in or not? You know,

if I hadn't brought you in as a junior executive.

I'm embarrassed. Just...

Say that. That's perfect.

- All your accounts have been frozen. - What?

that I pay him a visit here, in the building, tonight.

Let's hire a new fire marshal.

I made you something.

I'll do it for you. Thanks, man.

I'll let you up.

Um, do you want me to help you out with this?

Okay? And we're gonna call it Darnell's Darlings.

Phil. Take off that ridiculous top.

Hi. Oh, my God. You look gorgeous.

I think it's, Who's on first. What's on second? I Don't Know is on third.

So, I know. Those will be perfected.

What are you talking about?

That seems like a little the opposite, right?

Fuck off, Bryce!

'Cause I got a sweet deal for you

And that's why I decided to mentor you. Just let you get too close.

Can he do that? Turn off the machine, Don.

It's in the quad! No, it's in the quad. Right here? Right here?

What do you mean?

Take that money and run.

Well, could you call a cab?

Okay. And since this one's coconut macadamia,

Well, you're wrong, bitch.

I can get in there tonight,

Thank you. Great encounter.

I do some sexy stretches. Like...

You don't want to be that guy.

So, right off the top, Bryce ordered a Nicoise salad

Ooh, you guys are kissing.

Hey, guys! Guys!

You come work with us, you get a share of the profits.

- Oh, look at her. - Mmm-hmm.

The big money's in the long game.

Shut up, Sandy! Okay.

This could seem kind of threatening and menacing.

It's 4:00 a.m. I'm going back to bed.

Oh, it's okay. It's coming off like a dream on your towel.

Might feel that.

Oops. Just excuse me for one minute.

Family? That's a little heavy-handed.

Yes, I will be running the business

Big bird, blondie, over there! Go! Scoot!

and you were getting up for the morning, I thought, Uh-oh.

Buy my cookies or I'll kill you

Nobody spells Gayle with a Y . It's pretentious.

Wow, um. I'm having a hard time with the thank you

I mean, he has smelled many of my parts,

to surprise you with an apology,

and I find myself in an absolute hellhole.

She says it'll stunt your growth.

Yeah, you probably will.

You're gonna get rewarded for that.

This is a celebratory dinner.

this is an excuse factory, right?

devote a ton of energy to my kid,

You can tighten the strap.

You guys are losers!

I didn't know what was in there.

Heya, Rachel! Hi. How are you? Hi.

But if it's a quality piece of tuna, you don't wanna have it...

Fine. Fine, let's go to plan B.

It better not. You look so fucking rad when you do coke.

Yeah. I knew right away,