Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I bet she have a gang of niggas up in here to rob us.
And by everything else, I mean her looks. She was fine.
who lie and avoid commitment.
MASTER: Flawless victory.
he gonna marry you then?
Thanks for inviting a killer Kung Fu wolf bitch to the crib, grandad.
It's all that stuff they do to their hair.
Yeah, let's say that. We weren't very close.
A brush? I know it's a brush, babe! Who's is it? It's your brush.
NICOLE: Hello? Hello?
Hyah!
♪ To call your brother sun ♪
That's exactly why I don't have a man now.
I would just freaking die.
Uh-huh. The Kumite.
Uh, yeah.
[BOTH SIGH LOUDLY]
I don't know. Who's is that? Baby, I'm with you every single second of every freaking day, okay? I wake up with you next to me, I go to sleep next to you, I go to the bathroom,
Oh, come on, Granddad.
That's why I am by myself. Love the Vibrator!
[LAUGHS]
It's a five-hour drive.
[♪♪♪]
Her hobbies include pets, traveling, kickbox--
Brenda Richie knew kung fu.
Oh, we gonna show that nigga just who crazy.
Upside his nose.
You told this man your life story,
Still look like a ape with a pretty head of hair.
I didn't even wanna kidnap you.
Mm-hm. You see, girl?
This weekend sucked.
No, girl. That's not at all what I was gonna say.
You're just like the others.
What was that noise?
Love the vibrator.
But everything else was so right.
You don't need to give him no ass yet anyway.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
the Internet hadn't been invented yet.
♪ Chop, chop, chop Judo flip ♪
No-ho-ho-ho. Lionel Richie's ex-wife.
The Kumite is supposed to be
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
"Please check on us periodically this weekend.
Have you heard of the Kumite?
Now, remember, none of this was your fault.
Why would she like you?
You're right.
That's not mine! My hair is blonde! That's black hair! Number one, babe, this is blonde hair. And Number two, ain't no one else in the world got damaged hair like this. This is yours.
Sure she gonna believe that?
I suffered every kind of abuse imaginable. Verbal.