Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and you didn't want to see me again, like the others.

I dunno, whose is that? Baby, I'm with you every single second of every freaking day, okay? I wake up with you next to me. I go to sleep next to you. I go to the bathroom sometimes you wanna intrude while I'm taking a shit,

[SLURPING, BANGING PLATE]

This crazy ex-boyfriend I had one time,

When was this picture taken? 1964?

I say make a man wait until he's resentful.

Hello? A life without a man to take care of your ass

You without me equal

Well, ha, this is awkward, but, um, how do I do this? Okay.

Either she was gonna stay here,

"Best regards, Huey Freeman.

♪ The promise Of what's to come ♪

To no more weekend visits by crazy Internet women.

LIONEL: Don't--

Oh, my God, girl. I am so sorry.

They cover room and food. Everything.

I lied to get you out of the house

Take responsibility."

That's why I'm by myself.

but, uh, heh, do you think maybe

She hit me with one of them exploding nutsack techniques.

Under no circumstances do you change that story.

Oh, me and Robert patched things up.

If a man said that to me, oh, my God,

What's wrong with you?

Nigga, you ain't no Denzel.

[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT LYRICS]

how long you been kickboxing?

Um, this might seem strange,

Well, I hope her friend isn't giving her more bad--

You know what? I've had it.

RUCKUS: First of all, if a woman

It's a mythical, invitation-only martial arts tournament

and he gonna send you home early?