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Uh, it-- It's just that I got an e-mail from Huey this morning,
She's a Virgo.
Okay. I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
there's nothing wrong with wolves.
Well, I do a lot of martial arts.
[SCREAMS]
A ugly lie!
[BOTH CACKLING]
Time after time after time.
You better not get rid of it.
Uh, they're not sure. We weren't very close.
It's Tom.
That's a big bitch
BOTH: Wolves?
You without me equals shit.
Soon? Pfft! When is soon?
It means they care enough to spare my feelings.
Bitch, this chicken is cold! (3 STOOGES SLAP!!!)
GRANDDAD: I ain't letting my stuff sit in my body.
You are such a cutie.
passed away very suddenly while working out.
[INHALES]
Bitch this chicken is cold
Lock 'em up. Charge them with fraud.
what are we gonna do?
No. I haven't seen him since dinner.
Is that what's hot in the street, huh?
if you aren't afraid to establish dominance,
Hm. You know what?
Tom. Tom.
Hey. Oh, ee-- Ee--
And-- And, uh, they think it's a heart attack.
Oh-ho. Gotta hurt.
Good times.
But I guess if you put lipstick and a wig on a monkey,
Shoot. I ain't ballin' like a rock star.
[♪♪♪]
♪ She's gone Yes, she is ♪
BOTH: No!
[SIGHS]
Neither have you. I don't know, Granddad.