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I can get drunk whenever, sleep with anyone,
But, Glenn, I have a surprise for you.
(crowd screaming, clamoring)
Wait a minute, you named a cat Buttercup?
QUAGMIRE: Guys, wait!
Hey, guys.
Two Blondes
She won't answer.
the last episode of a soap opera Quagmire was in.
I'm so happy you all could make it tonight.
(gasps) Can we see it?
Only Quagmire.
You also didn't know I was a rock polisher.
All right, gang, me and the guys are off to Korea to find
Oh, my God, I can't believe Buttercup is still alive!
since The Shawshank Redemption.
Why?!
From the show!
Sorry, guys.
Give us a call.
Quagmire, tell us what happened!
Have you ever killed a dog while driving drunk,
He did?
Candy! Quahog! Marshmallow!
Yeah, back when the Navy had me stationed in Busan,
Dr. Lee's Pet Engine Cooking Bags
Blake, me and austin when we had jenny wedge
Buttercup had kittens.
Nobody here thinks you look good unless you have