Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm sure you understand that.
Maybe I don't give a fuck if I get kicked out!
Customer Complaints, how may I help you?
And what about them? What makes them so special?
We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal.
Do you have any luggage?
Well, it's coated in one of the fastest acting neurotoxins known to man...
Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation.
Or have you got him stuffed here and all?
A pug?
and have a lovely afternoon, madam.
Mugsy, so you're back.
Anybody willing to donate that much...
Everybody listen, I've got a plan!
You shot your dog and had it stuffed?
With respect, Arthur, you're a snob.
But that's not yours.
Judging people like me from your ivory towers...
You think I've got anything to lose?
Decision made.... ....it’s definitely St. Andrews!
Follow me.
Call my mum.
And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God.
We need to speed things up.
And the Kingsman agents are the new knights.
Hello.
Fuck!
As in, locked up.
I don't want your help!
The old Bond movies. Oh, man!
Shit!
A simple switch will do.
You are about to embark...
Or even something stronger.
Well done, Rox. Good girl.
What are you doing?
One of my satellites just went down, but it's right next to one of yours.
I'm still listening.
Oh, shit. Sound the alarm!
As some of you will have learned last night...
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds.
But what's curious, is he's not actually missing.
No!
What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that?
Fuck!
So, everyone's been affected, whether they have a SIM card or not.
We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites.
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
New target, 800 meters.
Oh, no!
A cull is our only hope.
It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down.
Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth.
17 years and still...
who wants to do something good with his life.
This is November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo. ..
Your Name
From now on...
Those balloons won't last much longer.
- Hope you're hungry. - I'm famished.
You don't know fuck all about my grades.
that's what it is.
Those idiots who call themselves politicians...
Okay, Eggsy.
It's like those old movies we both love.
You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry.
the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris.
Not yet.
And thank you for such a happy meal.
Where are you going?
By the time I count to ten...
- Get me out of here! - Thank you, Charlie.
This is one guy.
You're very good, Eggsy.
What the fuck is he doing? I can't stop this.
If I do, will you give me a kiss?
For God's sakes, just rip it off.
Money won't solve this.
Son of a bitch.
Lethal.
I do mean in the biblical sense.
This party starts tomorrow.
Do I look like I give a fuck? Just get it done
operating at the highest level of discretion.
Bingo?
man.
but you needn't stay on it.
105.
The answer is no! Absolutely not!
The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities.
Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings...
Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you.
Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai!
- What, no parachute? - Shit!
Where did they dig you up?
The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host.
the person on their right grabs them.
that triggers the centers of aggression...
Thank you.
A Hundred percent.
At least untie me.
Roxanne. But call me Roxy.
I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it.
Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror.
Rufus, Eggy.
Oh!
Eggsy, straight ahead, then right.
on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety.
Is he dead?
As long as you agree to all my terms.
- It's an acquired taste, mate. - I think it's just cheap.
Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit.
But why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp?
Good.
Hi, Eggsy.
Seriously, it's fine.
Your mission is to land in the target without the radar detecting you.
Am I meant to find that reassuring?
You all forgot the most important thing...
Tell her to lock herself away from Dean.
Galahad, can you hear me?
Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him?
Would you like a lift home?
Fuck. Merlin!
But I would.
Fall in.
And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses...
Got all of us involved in the conversation
- Give his real name, Chester King. - What about you?
No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank.
And thank you for such a happy meal.
Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know.
I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villain.