Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Well, then you know what that psycho's doing.
We have total coverall.
you have an unlimited air supply.
Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are.
So, you gonna come in?
Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years...
This is his last transmission.
What a coincidence.
Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend.
Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car.
if you could just leave us in peace...
- Get them yourself. - Oi.
You trained him well.
Fucking get on with it!
And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof.
Our worldwide tour was a complete success.
- Is that a promise? - On my life!
Can you hold these? Please?
- We don't have a lot of time. - What are you going to do?
Of sorts.
Bloody well done.
You won't tell me anything.
Geez! Fuck.
I want you to join me in a toast.
Congratulations, Mycroft, you just graduated from my pilot to my valet.
Eggsy, the signal's started!
Lady Sophie Montague-Herring.
I'm so sorry, I can't say more.
Good luck.
Once he explained, I understood.
You should be.
Is that better?
YOU ARE THE CHOSEN
Fuck off! Fuck off, Michelle!
Why Is Amity Blight So Fucking Cute
For the test at the church.
He knew your father too, actually.
I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand?
The glass is not gonna hold long.
Gin, not vodka, obviously.
Are u takin A FUCKIN PISS
Just let me out, you psycho!
Ever heard of knocking?
A word of advice.
It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me.
I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money.
Well, it's like you said to Harry.
I goddamn loved Professor Arnold.
and he's drove off.
In Harry's honor...
Is God the bad guy?
A bespoke suit always fits.
Sit down, you.
No, it fucking isn't!
The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them.
Wait! Wait!
9...
Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety.
Hey! What's your problem?
Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital.
Chester King.
Merlin.
It's a bulldog, innit?
- Hideous - Mine's pretty sweet.
My turn to play, Valentine.
The peasant dies
or you go down.
A simple switch?
Hollywood
You Want The Truth? You Can't Handle The Truth!
how to make a proper martini.
Merry Christmas, You Filthy Animal. And A Happy New Year.
You should get out of the way, Granddad, or you'll get hurt and all.
You're a fucking dead man! Stop it!
An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing.
if our tests go well at the church tomorrow, we are good to go.
Shame.
Fucking missed it.
We ain't got much choice. You get me?
Yes!
Forever.
It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it...
You were halfway through training, doing brilliantly, but you gave up.
No!
You know what? Fuck it.
and your next of kin...
Yes, I am. Stay focused.
We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today.
You shot a dog just to get a fucking job.
which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe...
Oh, God. Where have you been?
I'm glad you made it!
No, please, don't hurt him!
Foxes are vermin, cuz.
Holy fuck!
Are you taking the fucking piss?
What about these? What do these do?
Well done for completing another task. Fall out.
You owe me, Eggsy.
still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert.
If you have a complaint Come and whisper in my ear
on certain political matters.
But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant.
Me hitting him, him hitting the floor.
So I owe him.
Rufus, come on!
Most definitely.
I'm your pilot. I'm gonna stay here.
Manners...