Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value.

Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar.

I don't know. Could have something to do with the mass genocide.

Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you.

Instant Pot ... Hard Boiled EGGS !

This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor.

Have you had any chance to think further on my proposal?

If you have a complaint you come here and whisper it in my ear

How did the others do?

I guarantee it.

Question is, what are we gonna do?

Why don't you do your mum a favor, go down to the shop and get some?

My people will be getting in touch with you very soon.

Are you sure we're out of range?

It'll get bigger, though, won't it?

You take care of this, Eggsy.

In other news, people all over the world...

You are completely crazy.

Now, whether you're on board or not...

Only, in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.

no later than 9 p.m. GMT.

Ain't that kinda Paladin, Bruv

- Yes? - Body bag, sir.

For God's sake, I've barely touched you.

Kingsman's taught me a lot...

How do I get it back in?

Listen, man, I got a little hiccup on this end.

And so began our other venture.

I think it's acceptable for us to bend the rules a little.

Should've done a lot of things.

It's quite unique, as you'll see.

Humankind is the only virus cursed to live...

He got you talking with a neutral question...

- How many more are we expecting? - Not many.

You know your shit.

and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that?

Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force.

Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it?

Welcome to Kingsman...

- I wasn't with no one! - Who was it?

and have them report to UK HQ...

After you nicked his car...

If I read you on the radar, or you miss the target, you go home.

since we last had occasion to use this decanter.

Or are you gonna run away again...

Now, I've had a lot of fun with this.

Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you...

So I suggest you leave the boy alone...

As in, locked up.

Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours, and knock up a nice chicken costume.

I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit.

How about the animals marching two by two?

Classic army technique.

Hey! Hey! Eggsy!

You fucking freak.

It's all yours.

I heard yesterday a friend of mine died.

Yes, I totally understand.

Roxy passed with flying colors.

I'd rather be with Harry.

Can you see Valentine anywhere?

As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them.

Fuck are you doing here?

and there can be no turning back...

You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear.

This ain’t that kind of movie, bruv

Climate change is a threat, which affects us all, Mr. Valentine.

Yeah, I've been queuing up all day.

Richmond Valentine.

Everything is clean.

No direct brain trauma at all.

Floor it, Eggsy!

Valentine won you over, somehow.

That's what he said!

- Where is he? - I'm fine.

Ascot requires top hat.

Valentine! I've caught a fucking spy!

No ransom has been demanded.

So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself.

Merlin, the cell's locked. How do I get in?

or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities.

Will to ridley Shoot the cat

I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing.

Pretty much, yeah.

Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor amongst thieves.

My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy.

Hey, hang about, what's wrong with the fucking door?

Shit, I can't watch this. Get over here.