Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

and a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend, it is, too.
Deep enough.
He don't give a shit what your mum says.
Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
10 percent.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
And remember, try to blend in.
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy...
so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded...
so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man?
The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power...
Fuck.
To Lancelot.
Can you get me out?
I don't know who the fuck that is!
I could kill you right now...
His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
What the fuck you doin' here? You takin' the piss?
Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek.
He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
Like in My Fair Lady.
They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
Roxy, just stop fucking about!
Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late.
And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
Oxfords not brogues.
Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
You what?
Merlin said you wanted to see me?
Is that understood?
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?
All right.
and no one in the whole world will notice!
is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
With respect?
Fuck you!
What's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke?
No. Now this one.
for all eternity.
You didn't stop shit!
Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that.
Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire!
Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
Watch the news. Watch the news.
Rox, it's me.
Simple physics, worth remembering.
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing...
By the way بالمناسبة
No.
"Do You Have Any Luggage?"
No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere.
Merlin, are you clocking this?
Nonsense.
Shit.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
whether they agree with him or not.
Mrs. P, did you get one?
- but if you don't object... - Of course.
Follow me, yeah?
Yeah.
Yes, I am.
Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
Eggsy, please, just don't get involved.
What do you see?
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
Bollocks.
Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
Got All Of Us Involved In the Conversation..." Got all of us involved in the conversation
True nobility is being superior to your former self.
Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning...
Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman.
And stood for nothing but reelection
that's pretty ballsy.
You know, governments and security forces worldwide...
That carbon emissions are a red herring...
Eggsy, please, please, just don't get involved.
Yeah.
training is over.
Oh, my word.
Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
You are the chosen people.
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
The world is changing.
They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
Including a house.
Saint James's.
So you thought we were done for the day, huh?
1962 Dalmore.
When your employee gets sassy
Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
I'm afraid not.
I told you, you're free to go any time you want.
Shit!
What are you doing here?
That is rank, Harry.
Now me.
Nice and slow.
Free calls...
continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards.
What's your name, young man?
Thank you.
Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!
That other balloon is gonna blow!
Sir.
our ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty.