Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman.
No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere.
I don't know who the fuck that is!
Mrs. P, did you get one?
Shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire!
Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning...
By the way بالمناسبة
Fucking dad's gonna hear about this!
Merlin, are you clocking this?
Got All Of Us Involved In the Conversation..." Got all of us involved in the conversation
What are you doing here?
What's your name, young man?
They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base.
You what?
That is rank, Harry.
Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek.
Roxy, just stop fucking about!
You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing...
To Lancelot.
He tracked them to this property in Argentina.
Merlin said you wanted to see me?
And stood for nothing but reelection
Nonsense.
Follow me, yeah?
What do you see?
When your employee gets sassy
My name's Eggsy Unwin.
Valentine didn't let me out of his sight.
that's pretty ballsy.
That carbon emissions are a red herring...
and a most distinguished legacy for our fallen friend, it is, too.
The others were beginning to wonder if we were going to have a double toast.
Yeah.
Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead.
continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards.
That other balloon is gonna blow!
Deep enough.
just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum?
Bollocks.
True nobility is being superior to your former self.
and no one in the whole world will notice!
Oxfords not brogues.
Can you get me out?
Yes, I am.
His MRI shows no signs of concussion.
Shit!
1962 Dalmore.
You know, governments and security forces worldwide...
They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options.
Fuck.
And remember, try to blend in.
What the fuck you doin' here? You takin' the piss?
Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here if it weren't for that young man?
All right.
Eggsy, please, please, just don't get involved.
Sir.
10 percent.
Eggsy, please, just don't get involved.
"Do You Have Any Luggage?"
Free calls...
Watch the news. Watch the news.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
Nice and slow.
Correct. Charlie, isn't it?
so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, and I'm sure it's well-founded...
for all eternity.
And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman.
whether they agree with him or not.
Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, but no trace of any chemicals of any kind.
I don't know who you're fucking on about!
Including a house.
I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is.
I'm afraid not.
I told you, you're free to go any time you want.
Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked.
You are the chosen people.
Much appreciated, Eggsy.
Shit.
Now me.
Saint James's.
No. Now this one.
I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy...
The story of the internet billionaire's rise to power...
Thank you.
Simple physics, worth remembering.
Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that.
With respect?
Yeah.
I could kill you right now...
Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late.
Rox, it's me.
Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities.
Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy.
Try picking a more suitable candidate this time.
Fuck you!
our ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty.
Like in My Fair Lady.
Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown!
is registered to the Valentine Corporation.
Oh, my word.
The world is changing.
so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go.
You didn't stop shit!
Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies.
What's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke?
So you thought we were done for the day, huh?
Is that understood?
No.
training is over.
He don't give a shit what your mum says.
- but if you don't object... - Of course.