Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence...

A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times.

Put it back, Eggsy.

I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones.

Perfect timing.

One of our finest examples of chemical engineering.

That technology has caught up with the spy world.

get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone...

It's not working!

and I am never ever going to agree!

Now this.. Is a dope ass song

And you, Eggsy.

Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight?

Cookie, I’m Fucked!

It's like those fucking state school kids who get into Oxford on C grades...

We've lost one of our satellites.

Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about.

Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated.

Welcome aboard.

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?

A Kingsman agent.

For God's sake, I've barely touched you.

Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah?

I'll get you an invitation. You need to be careful, though.

You're a bloody disgrace.

Galahad was very fond of you.

Above the politics and bureaucracy...

His invitation is in his phone. You give them this.

Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries...

They're gun dogs.

Fucking tell me his name!

Eggsy, the world is going to shit!

but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy...

teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman.

Let's call it a favor.

If and when he comes around...

Are you mental, cuz?

Words to live by, rob.

The birth of a new age.

THAT IS FUCKING SPECTACULAR!

The world is going to shit!

so that you craved individual attention.

Of course you can't.

Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel!

Hello everyone yo yo sup

Welcome to Kingsman.

A young man who is loyal.

There's two more.

We each spend on average $2,000 a year...

Sounds good to me.

It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project.

Is that gonna fit me?

Do you know what I love about pen and paper?

Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you.

Merlin, I'm fucked.

What did you do to me?

words to live by, nova

How'd your folks make it?

It's a closed network, you see. Pre-authorized connections only.

Not everybody would thank you for that one.

A poison, harmless when ingested...

Eggsy, get me online now.

in being superior to your fellow man.

Nobody told me to try and save the planet... you know why I quit? Hence, my epiphany.

F'n Spectacular

Did you not see his announcement today?

How's that for positive discrimination?

But the old ones...

MRW I have to use a B team for a raid Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!

Es enserio No te creo

Gin, not vodka, obviously.

Did you really think I was stupid enough...

Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now!

You're gonna have to get in there and make sure his hand never touches that desk.

That's me fucked then.

You will write your name on that bag.

What about Harry's footage?

Well, if we don't do something, nature will.

- Electrocute you? - Don't be ridiculous.

I've never grassed anyone up.

oxfords not brogues, and then I'll know it's you.

what Logan be saying to Asher after he and Finn get beat up by Mauricio

But my dad saved your life, yeah?

Arthur, I'm sorry.

Hold up! What the...?

Germany, 1, England, 5.

The result is the same.

This is Professor Arnold...

Who can do as he's asked.

This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy.

What's up, man?

Roger that. Target identified.

The problem with us common types...

Oxfords not brogues.

Can I have a word about my mum's black eye?

I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on.

If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform.

is a day of celebration.

Nobody told me to try and save the planet.

Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck-up cost his.

Amelia, isn't it?

- Fuck! - Oh, shit!

Your complaint has been duly noted...