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Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job.

He's got biometric security.

Release the princess!

I wouldn’t touch you with a Thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot-ple

Not so bad, right?

You need to see this.

That is fucking spectacular!

- On my way. - Lancelot, good luck!

Should've driven it over.

we know the emergency and surveillance system work.

Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait.

Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna...

Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right?

Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us?

The question is, what are we going to do?

I had such high hopes for you.

Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends!

you pick up new hobbies pretty quick.

Eggsy, wait! Hang on!

And I will see you all in the new age.

I say again, we have secured Falcon.

Any chance you can turn them on?

words to live by, nova

So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service.

Nonsense. Let him observe.

Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands.

Words to live by, Alik.

- Saint Andrews? - Durham?

And if it weren't for his courage...

When you left my house...

How long before you make that happen?

We're only halfway into production...

I have no idea.

and we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer.

have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re-election.

You shot your dog and had it stuffed?

Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion!

Requesting permission to land.

Posh girls love a bit of rough.

Come on! Don't make me late for the queen.

And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast.

I want to know his fucking name!

Words to live by, Alik.

She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine.

The birth of a new age.

You were all over the radar.

So, you want to donate to my foundation.

I could've retired straight out of MIT...

I think this is quite brilliant.

is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle.

Well, I hope it's to your mum...

Touch the contact behind the ring...

I need to piggyback.

Kingsman tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals.

- I'm Eggsy. - Eggy?

Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station?

I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number.

Transmitted through your nasty, free SIM cards, I assume.

He's having a gala dinner next week.

A classic pairing.

Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces.

You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back.

Gazelle! Let's go ascoting.

It's pretty basic, but it should still work.

Eggsy, take a left.

I didn't expect it to be that effective.

Eggsy, the world is going to shit!

It was a fucking blank.

If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training.

I am inviting you to be part of a new world.

Not yet, but he will be soon.

When your employee gets sassy You Have A Complaint, You Come Here And You Whisper It In My Ear.

I'll have the Big Mac, please.

The world is going to shit!

Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste.

As long as you agree to my conditions.

Did you see the film Trading Places?

My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal.

Yelling is telling, come over here and whisper how we men can go handle things…privately!

Society's dead.

The world is going to shit!

Of course not. Pull the hook on your left.

- You won't tell a soul? - Ask the feds.

- No offense, bruv. - It's all right.

with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality.

Looking good, rob.

How long to re-link the satellite chain?

Of course. Always someone else's fault.

And as for you, Prime Minister

Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing.

You're fucking insane!

Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe.

Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie?

I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters.

He'd just get that lot to do you, and then pretend he knew nothing...