Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Good plan, Eggsy.

And on this occasion...

Much appreciated.

Lancelot! Release now!

Low self-esteem. That's her problem.

Look, you've made a mistake.

The blood of the innocent, spilled!

Expounds something called Gaia theory...

Get out of the fucking car!

Kick his ass, Gazy!

anybody willing to donate that much

Best of luck with everything.

How far is Ascot?

And it all went tits up.

...and their roles in saving the human race.

Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent.

You just have to trust me.

It gives me great pleasure to announce...

has already seen over a billion cards distributed.

Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do whatever...

My, my, you're all very cheerful.

Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman.

Only when I'm casing a place to rob.

HHI I will now pop your cherry

Get into your halo suit.

And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he?

I'm not supposed to say it, but it was...

when the choke hold

Don't be absurd.

It's up to you.

It's absolutely brilliant.

It comes with a lot of perks.

Words to live by. Try a pair.

You all talk so funny.

Can I see that?

Words to live by, Eggsy.

Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks.

I don't agree...

This isn't about money.

In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well.

I'll show you yours.

Hence, my epiphany.

It'll suit you, you mug.

It feels good, right?

as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality.

Are these all Kingsmen?

he became aware they'd effected a kidnapping.

Nice! Well done, both of you.

Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this.

to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope.

and you know why I quit?

Harry, what the heck is going on?

Goes great with this '45 Lafite.

ALNH: LUCIUS WITH 20 KILLS PER WEEK

but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home.

As a good friend once said...

Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second!

Just get it done.

Do you know what that means?

Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process.

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

And take care of your mum, too.

Go on, Mr. Valentine.

We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours.

Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing.

The suit is a modern gentleman's armor.

I have no idea what you're talking...

Eggsy just stole my fucking car.

Fortunately, yes.

we'd like to offer you...

You're top of the class.

All his rich mates, they get to live...

Like what to do when one of your group has no parachute.

We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong?

Did you save the world?

Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to...

You fucking dirty, fucking dirty...

Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines?

Global warming is the fever.

Words to live by.

Hardly felt a thing.

ME BE LIKE WHEN CHELSEA VAN DER ZEE Took the Fucking Trident

Any idiot can read a heads-up display.

those days are over.

You all talk so funny.

Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes.

Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue.

Well done, son!

- Who's this? - Your target.

So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge?

You set a new record.

Are you wearing color contacts?

- You cheeky... Understood?

until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness.

Come and live with me there, Mum.

Is there a problem?

These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol.

who works in a military abortion clinic.

You throw away...

and then I brought him home and continued to care for him...

if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet...

Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy.

You need to take that chip off your shoulder.

What the fuck is Kingsman?

with no thought about why we do what we do.

Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me?

Fitting Room Two is available.

This is an organization, and they're all over us.

Give me the mic.

Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out.

- I don't know what you're on about. - Who was it?

What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss?